Poll: How do you flirt?

[artanis_neravar]

I'm kind of a natural flirt. I don't realize I'm doing it.

Oh and lots of lame sexual innuendo.

Yeah, I'm terrible :[

Basically it's these two, but instead of sexual innuendos, I point out the ones they accidentally say usually with a small laugh a goofy smile and saying "dirty". Also I've been told I'm a natural flirt but usually a second party can tell when I actually like someone, eg: when I admit I like someone to a second party it's usually met with exclamations of "I KNEW IT!". which usually confuses me because I don't really act differently, but I have been told I always pay more attention to them apparently there have been occasions where i have been having a conversation with a crush and didn't not hear someone right next to me ask a question.

 

[artanis_neravar]

Risking a double post
and I was right ignore this please

 

[Rockus]

By walking up to recently vacated bar stools and wondering where everybody went to so fast.

 

[TheLaofKazi]

Let me put it this way...I'f I'm flirting with someone, it's probably an accident, since social interactions still confuse the hell out of me sometimes. If someone is flirting with me, I'm generally oblivious for similar reasons.

This. Exactly this.

 

[MLChanges]

I'm terrible at it, and in the odd case that I'm on the receiving end (and she doesn't have facial hair) I get confused and start thinking "It's a trap".

 

[Lyri]

I make it rain on 'em, throwin' stacks like a baller.

 

[Evil Moo]

I don't flirt.

Flirting is a means to something I lack both the capacity and the motivation for. It would be pointless for me to bother with it and it clashes with my personality.

 

[vanguard135]

With great responsibility

 

[steeple]

Approach pretty girl, freeze up and become unable to say a word, leave.

Also... "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

"No? Shit, must have took the wrong one...
How about this one, then? Wait... Hang on... Just a second...
Ah, there we go..."

OT: I'm horrible in small talk... and because of this, unless I'm already engaged in a conversation with said women, I probably wont talk to her.

and if I were to be engaged in a conversation, I'll treat it as a normal conversation and talk to her the same way I would talk to anyone else...

so no, I cant flirt for my life...

 

[Rienimportant]

I wish I could say that I was the smoothest guy around. Unfortunately, not especially.

It's part of how I talk to people, girls especially, but if someone calls me out on it, or I start thinking about, I'll start acting the fool and just generally fail haha. Goood times.

 

[debramster123]

start talking with her > get her msn or number > text or chat with her alot > ask if she ever wants to do something

if she says.. just as friends then abandon that shit

 

[KefkaCultist]

*approach girl at party with crushed plastic cup in hand* "Do you know Pac-man?"...

Yeah I'm terrible at it and get nervous then back down & stuff. It's not a pretty sight :|

 

[Dark Prophet]

I think I know how to flirt, in theory, but I have never actually used my theoretical knowledge on a real life person. Also I have been told that I totally don't get it when someone is flirting with me, even if the said flirter is finger lickin good at it.

 

[Scarecrow]

Approach pretty girl, freeze up and become unable to say a word, leave.

Also... "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

God damn you ninjas!

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

I start off as just being approachable, friendly and complimentary (y'know, as people with more pressing priorities than "GET LAID NOW" tend to do), and if feel like there's any chemistry, I'll invite her to spend time with me during activities that are a confirmed common interest; as I get to know her, I'll acknowledge the things that I like most about her, but also take care to give her space. From there, things either progress naturally, or they don't... but usually, they do.

 

[Julianking93]

I am terrible in real life.
I can't even make friends much less flirt with anyone.
But then... I come online and I have a total of 4 people who are crushing on me and I haven't even done anything.
Or at least, I dont' think.
Maybe I've got a geeky charm about myself >.>
Seems to be working though, so I'll keep at it

 

[Dizeazedkiller]

I find i don't ao much flirt as just get more confident with whoever i'm talking to, wait for them to make a move and usually fuck it up before that can happen by saying something stupid.

Easy solution. Live alone, die alone. I'm too lazy and too confused with the whole thing so i give up already xD.

 

[AMMO Kid]

You show me yours I'll show you mine? No? Okay, I'll leave before you call the cops.

 

[Knusper]

I guess I kind of do it subconsciously, but really I just act nice.

Not that it works though. Or at least, I'm just too much of a coward to follow anything up.

 

[Evilsanta]

I don't know how to do it and I think I would be very bad at it. THough never going to a clup or pub might have something to do with that.

And that I am as socialy flexible and likeable as a rock.