Poll: How do you flirt?

[Death God]

My flirty always turns into friendship. I start by making light, then making them laugh, and finally getting closer and more warm. Then, of course, they take it as me just being friendly and asking if we can hang out and do something together. So, in retrospect, my flirting sucks and doesn't work right at all.

 

[Gudrests]

Inappropriate staring, mostly. Oh and lots of lame sexual innuendo.

Yeah, I'm terrible :[

No thats the best kind lol. Inappropriate staring all the way.

OT: I'm Natural. I don't even notice when i am doing it. One girl wanted me because i was apparently flirting with her and when she realized i didn't want to stick it in her she got angry.

Good sir That is the most annoying feeling ever.
Ugly chick wants you
You be nice
She likes you thinks you like her
You just being nice.
Don't understand wtf happend when she flips out on you
????
Profit her hot friends

 

[kaieth]

I usually grab my crotch and thrust it at things.

Not much luck so far....

 

[Extraintrovert]

What's flirting? That impenetrable, constantly changing, utterly insane verbal fencing that humans have for some reason invented to obfuscate the uncomplicated task of announcing with whom they desire to have sex. Pass. If I ever decide to announce such a thing (which my relentless misanthropy won't allow, although it might someday be overridden by my sexual deviancy) then I'm going to use the same level of succint, blunt honesty with which I do everything. Which might explain my utter lack of a social life.

EDIT:
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[Pinky]

I don't flirt.. I just don't understand how. :c
I feel so socially incompetent sometimes haha. I swear I live a pretty normal live otherwise...

 

[Mordwyl]

I do quite well with it, until they make it apparent they're not interested. Doesn't stop the occasional flirting though.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

I don't really, I tend to operate by an Occam's Razor approach when it comes to these things making no assumptions that he/she likes me unless they outright tell me so, though I'm much more confident and assertive when I'm drunk which has produced mixed results.

 

[Spade Lead]

I will flirt with anyone. It is just who I am. And yes, I am quite good at it...

 

[TyrunnAlberyn]

I'm not the greatest thing ever to happen to flirting, and I do tend to be rather picky, but when I need some flirtations, they generally work the way I want them to.

 

[Xixikal]

Terrible with people I actually like-like. Surprising and, unintentionally, good with people I don't.

 

[Gudrests]

Inappropriate staring, mostly. Oh and lots of lame sexual innuendo.

Yeah, I'm terrible :[

No thats the best kind lol. Inappropriate staring all the way.

OT: I'm Natural. I don't even notice when i am doing it. One girl wanted me because i was apparently flirting with her and when she realized i didn't want to stick it in her she got angry.

Good sir That is the most annoying feeling ever.
Ugly chick wants you
You be nice
She likes you thinks you like her
You just being nice.
Don't understand wtf happend when she flips out on you
????
Profit her hot friends

Unfortunately she was the hot friend. I know it may seem like i am being some sort of shallow prick but her friend was better looking, slightly, but had the personality of a wet towel. The girl that was hitting on me was just not my type to. She would talk about how many guys she sucked off at work. Not the kinda person i would go for.

ahhh....understood. way I see it though so it might make it more your senerio
Ugly=Girl you are not attracted to for whatever reason... but...ewwwww wtf gross. Thats nasty as hell

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Well I've not really met someone I feel attracted to, thus I've never felt the need to flirt...Maybe it's because there are only 4 girls in my school around my age group... Anyway, I'm not a natural flirt and I've never really flirted before but I imagine that I'd flirt through a combination of chivalry and lasciviousness

 

[lettucethesallad]

I've been told that I'm a natural flirt. I don't notice it too much on a daily basis, to me I'm just being nice. But then again I'm bad at noticing things like that, guys have to whack me over the head with the fact that they like me before I get it.

 

[Yokai]

I have absolutely no idea what to do, and this is why I have not only failed at initiating a relationship with anyone, but missed all the hints that people were into me, only finding out long after it was too late. The fear of rejection prevents me from trying anything. Someone needs to slap me and shout "BE A MAN" or something.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I don't flirt. I am a huggy person, so I tend to be more open and stuff with people than (for example) my friends. So I guess I'm a slightly flirty guy just as is, but it isn't very flirty, and I'm not doing it deliberately, it is just that the way I intereact with people is to flirting as partial nudity is to porn.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

aparently I'm a very blatant flirt.................. I don't think I'm very good at it..... but maybe I am if it comes naturally...oh dear how cliche......

 

[Smooth Operator]

start talking with her > get her msn or number > text or chat with her alot > ask if she ever wants to do something

if she says.. just as friends then abandon that shit

You should rearange that order, start talking with her > ask if she ever wants to do something (then the rest), clears up the friend of BF confusion right from the start.

I really am not a natural, but I learned how to get around my lack of talent.
When I try to flirt I usually just lay it on way too thick, so the girl just feels pushed into a corner at which point she just never wants to see me again.
The solution is to play a bit of cat and mouse, show interest then back off to see if they respond, and proceed once they do.
This even got a girl that turned me down to come back after a couple of weeks to ask me out, never would have figured that can happen.

 

[DaphneRose]

If you're a woman, flirting doesn't really seem to have to happen. You're just nice to them and whether or not you're interested in them, they'll inevitably fall for you.

And for some reason, they never ever want to say friends if you turn down their advances. Almost like they became friends just to take a swing at bat. Hmm.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I don't flirt because I suck at it. It would stick out and be awkward since most of the time I'm sarcastic and a smart ass, besides, I'm used to being hit on, so most of the time I don't even bother.

 

[Tautology]

I have neither the personality nor the social ability required to flirt.