Poll: How intelligent do you consider yourself

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Agayek

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Gluzzbung said:
I'm 15 and when I was 13 I took an IQ test and got 157!

While IQ tests aren't exactly the most accurate measure of intelect it did make me kind of arrogant along with the 12 A/A*s I got in my GCSE exams.

Soo yeah, "fucking holy shit intelligent," is what I went for.
To be fair, IQ tests don't rate children very well. Kids tend to rate much higher than their "real" IQ. I don't remember the specific reasons behind it, but it had something to do with the way the scale was calculated and the affect age had on it.

Essentially, first world education means that any kid who went through it will score significantly higher than their real intelligence. Claim your age as 18-20 and it's likely to get a much more accurate result.
 

Roggen Bread

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Very interesting topic.
It is, however, sad to see, how darn many people mistake IQ-Tests and school grades for intellect.

Most people I meet, like superiors and colleages at work or people I study with claim, I am extra-ordinary smart.

However, I had very baaaad grades and to be honest: I do remember quite alot situations where I was actually very dumb. Mostly because of arrogance, because hearing all the time how smart I am got to my head.

So yeah, I checked "Kinda intelligent", because probably I am. But I do know infact, that this might be a VERY dangerous tripwire.
 

Dr Jones

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Dr Jones said:
Eh kinda intelligent (for my age). "Kinda intelligent", isn't that sorta like above average?
No, it is average for people to think that. Therefore you are average.
"kinda intelligent" means you need to have an IQ of 130-144. That is definitely not "kinda intelligent", it is more like "gifted". (actually i wouldn't call myself Gifted. "Kinda intelligent" seems a lot more casual and such. I wouldn't say i'm particularly gifted).
 

Trippy Turtle

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Pretty intelligent and hate the expectations I have because of it. Not to gloat but I got the highest academic in my school and I my teacher said "Trippy Turtle is probably the smartest person in the room". It was only primary school but still. :)
I lied. I was gloating.
 

Thamian

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I went with other. Here's why: I suffer from both depression and alcoholism. If I have had nothing to drink (i.e. alcoholic) in the previous 48 hours, I'd probably be in the fucking holy shit intelligent pile. If I have and/or am in the whole depressive, downwards spiral, at best I'm in the above average pile.

Of course, if I'm currently drunk, I am, like most men, in the 'ehh, kinda stupid' pile...
 

Sentox6

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jagula_sector said:
The reason why I believe this is because throughout my time in school I scored many 100%s on the standarized tests we took yearly, read at the level of a high school graduate when I was about 11, and tested at an iq of 134.
Relatively speaking, then, I must be at least, if not beyond, "fucking holy shit intelligent", as you so eloquently express it. That is certainly not the case.

What we have here: a large gathering of people who believe they're above average in intelligence. Surprise, surprise.
 

ultimateownage

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I hate these threads, even excluding how many of these we get and all of the egos. Intelligence is the worse measurement there is. I'm quite good at things like science, and suck at English, but even then I'm better at parts of them than others. No one is universally intelligent or universally stupid.
 

RemuValtrez

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I see myself as definitely above average, especially taking into account the people in my hometown. The only downside is I had no real drive to make me do the best I could. Soooo intelligence has gone to a little bit of waste. Shame on me.
 

cheesyman987

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Well, the average IQ is always 100, and I think I can safely say that my IQ is higher than 100, seeing as I've been top 10% in the state in tests (English, Science, Geography and top of my class in History) and also in the top 25% of the state's top 10% in Maths.

I'm not sure whether I'm "MENSA" smart, but I'm comfortable with saying above average.
 

TheEvilCheese

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People tell me I'm very clever. The only 2 IQ tests I've ever done (as if they actually mean anything) I got 160, which was the highest possible. I always find myself understanding new things very quickly. I have never put any effort in to school and always had very good grades.

Only problem is I'm fantastically lazy and unmotivated.

I think I'm above average, but nowhere near as 'smart' as I could be with some effort.
 

That_Sneaky_Camper

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Growing up I always had decent grades and in high school I was an honor roll student, but at times I had trouble applying myself in subjects that I didn't particularly care about and would put it off until the last minute. However I have always had a great memory, my friends have noted that I often times remember events or random facts from long ago that they have long since forgotten, and I spend vast amounts of time on the Internet and in books simply reading as I do love to learn. Also my friends have always sought me out as the go-to guy when they want to know about something in class, or when we are hanging out outside of school, and when I don't know about it they seem surprised and joke at my expense, "Donald, you're supposed to know everything."

Given all of the above, I would say I am of a pretty average intelligence, just a normal guy.
 

Panorama

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It is more a hope that i am above average slightly but i can't really prove it so just hopefully.
 

DeltaEdge

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Somewhere in between ehh kinda stupid and average. I know that your thinking I should have chosen slightly below average but trust me, I'm either one or the other. When I'm in school listening to a teacher lecture, I take very diligent notes and I learn quite a bit. If I actually study (which I do) I will usually pass any test or quiz with an A or B at the lowest. I am completely capable of pulling off A's and B's this year on my report card. When I'm not talking to anyone, people actually look to me like I'm a smart person. But here's the other end of the spectrum. My stupidity seems to shine most brightly whenever I'm not in a learning setting. I'm just looney every where else in stark contrast to my in-class behavior.
With friends:
Friends: Hey Michael. What's up?
Me: Dude I've got the beeeest joke ever! Diarrhea poopy pee! *rolling around on the floor laughing stupidly*
Friends: What the Fuck are you, 3? My fucking 3 year old cousin laughs at that shit. You must be really high and drunk at the same time.
Me: *Laughing even harder for no real reason*
With Parents:'
Parents: Hello son.
Me: Dingaling poopy pee!! *LMAOing*
Parents: Michael, go to your room. I'll bring some pre-schoolers over later and you can all laugh at the same thing later.
With Teachers and other school figures when not learning:
Counselor: OK Michael, your new class is straight down that hallway to the left.
Me: Wait, which hallway?
Counselor: The one that we're in right now sweetie
Me: Wait, so do I go left or right?
Counselor: Left
Me: Oh, ok. I got it. (runs to the right and wanders lost for about 10 minutes.)
Counselor: Dammit Michael I told you to go left!
Me: Left?
Counselor: Left
Me:...Right?
Counselor:LEFT DAMN YOU!
Me: I think Im gonna go right
Counselor:FOR GOODNESS SAKES, GO LEFT YOU FOOL!
Me:... up?
Counselor:....... Fine! GO UP! Here's a FUCKIN' LADDER!
Me: Thanks (I somehow after this manage to climb through the vents and drop into the exact class I was supposed to right on time for class. The counselor sits their looking at the attendance report in awe)
Counselor: What the fuck... What the hell is wrong with that kid...
I think that just about sums things up!
*EDIT* Intelligence is measured by your ability to learn, not how much you know. You can know a buttload of random ass facts or even useful things (please don't make a distinction between useful facts and random facts to contradict me, I'm just making an example..)and still be fucktarded as hell. The three year old across the street however little he knows could be much smarter than this man who knows quite a bit because his ability to absorb and process information is on a much higher level than the fucktarded adult's. And make sure that you don't base your opinion of intelligence off of school achievements and IQ tests. You could be the fucking valedictorian at your school and then be the person who turns out to lack the most common sense or "street smarts" as some may put it. People will look in awe when they see the valedictorian knows not the difference between kool-aid and crack cocaine. Or if his/her friends are talking about the "five finger discount" and he/she decides that a discount for having 5 fingers sounds very appealing and he/she decides to walk into a store and goes to the cashier with a ton of stuff ready to be purchased. The cashier rings all of it up (takes about 10 minutes)and then says the price is $ 113.93. He/she then proceeds to ask for the five finger discount.
Cashier: Y-your kidding right?
Valedictorian: I've got all five fingers don't I?
Cashier: Yes you do, now go on back to your mental school or asylum. Here's a pity chocolate bar. Eat it and cry about how stupid you are at night.
Valedictorian: HEY, I'm the valedictorian at the most prestigious High School in the states! I've already been accepted to Harvard!
Cashier: ....
 

ToastiestZombie

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Ehh kinda intelligent is what I put. I've had some very intellectual moments, like in year 7 when I had to be tested for dyslexia because my reading age was the max (16 I think) and my writing age was the max (14), those two were so far apart that I had to have a test for dyslexia.
 

Gurppa

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I overestimate myself way too much. I'm above average for sure but I'm probably not actually that intelligent.

I have a hard time accepting the fact that there are people smarter than me.

I'm great at programming and stuff like that and see thing quite fast but it's probably just because I love puzzles and always have done them.
 

mightybozz

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harmonic said:
Sorry if someone's already mentioned this, but...

It is kind of interesting and amusing how a large majority of those polled consider themselves at least above average, with 46% picking the 2nd highest category. Kinda poops all over the meaning of the term "average," at least in respect to everyone's self-perception. Not exonerating myself either, as I am included in that large majority in terms of the poll choice I selected.
And this post demonstrates why you belong in the upper band :). Statistics!

The poll's a bit odd, going from "slightly above average" to "kinda intelligent". Surely slightly above average is higher than kind of intelligent?

For the sake of argument I put "kinda intelligent" - I'm doing a masters degree so I know I'm academically solid. But my teachers are the only ones I'd put into the "fucking holy shit intelligent" band
 

Hijax

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Well, everyone i know always called me a genius, and i always did very well in school. But i always thought that this was at least partially due to me being more interested in scholastic matters than most my age. Plus, i always feel like a terrible person when i call myself incredibly intelligent, so i voted "ehh, kinda intelligent."
 

KitsuneGamer

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Before answering the OP it would be helpful to have a operational definition of intelligence for this question? Are you strictly referring to Binet IQ test like measures and other such standardized western style intelligence scales? Or do you want a qualitative estimate of some sort?

Keeping this uncertainty in mind I will now attempt to make a vague estimate of my intelligence. Keep in mind that a IQ scales and other standardized test for people of typical neurology are less useful for judging my personal intelligence do to having minor anatomical and neuroarchitechtural abnormalities do to premature neural development at birth, and suffering from aspergers. Having said that lets move on to a estimate of intellectual functioning.

Results of IQ test going into university.
-Average was roughly 107 over multiple scales. Highest was 115 in spatial memory and reasoning. Lowest was in various math and language scales. lowest was 90. Moving on now to academic performance.

Grade school:
Showed attentional problems and sever agitation at having to do repetitive tasks. On more then one occasion showing aggression towards teachers do to frustration over assigned material, often unable to keep up with other students in speed based assignments and measures. Did not learn to read till 5 years old, decided to teach self to read do to frustration with not being able to, reached age appropriate mastery after 1 month of dedicated effort, minimal understanding of reading English up to that point. Eventually was sent to a SLC class for disruptive students at age 9....... no progress or notable academic advancements, in fact do to negligence in scholastic program of the SLC class, I was held back 1 year (Not based on academic performance?). Parents, and child (Me) decided to forcefully withdrawal from program after 3 years in favor of home schooling in order to reach academic levels necessary to enter high school (Level was reached and surpassed in time for high school).

High school: Received 3 academic awards during stay in high school, for social studies, french, and history, didn't fail any class during 4 years of high school, and in fact went back to take night classes to get the few courses that I didn't have time for.

1 Year break to try to raise funds for university/vehicle.....unsuccessful.

University: First year (Failed English 100) Passed in top 80th percentile in biology 100, Psych 100. 2-3 Decided not to peruse pre-pharmacy in favor of pursuing a future in parapsychology. 4th year. (Made deans list for summer semester, received diploma of arts, and bachelors in psychology, applying for honors to pursue masters studies).

So as you can see its not a clear picture whether I am dumber or smarter then any given human being. For I can when I find something interesting, memorize advanced diagrams and theories that very few individuals are able to, yet I have slower then average processing speed of certain streams of information, and a generally reduced ability to replicate data physically or verbally, also I demonstrate minor deficiencies in dialectical memory (Names of people in particular).

In short my liquid intelligence is about average or slightly below, but my christalized intelligence is often far superior to most in my age group. Does that make me intelligent? Damned if I know.