I use both hands for Civ. And find Wu Zetian the hottest. But to each there own.Rabbitboy said:
Poll: How often do you masturbate?!
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Actually, it varies. Just whenever I have the urge to splurge, you know. Said at least once a week because that's the closest to an average.
And it's about half and half on the visual/imagination front.
Erm...
Well...
Let me give you a visual representation that's SFW.
Just ignore the gavel.
I may also be joking but you'll never know for sure.
As for if I need visual aids, I'd say it's a 80/20 split in favour.
No, I haven't done it in an inappropriate setting.
As for time of day, whenever the mood takes me. *shrugs*
Well...
Let me give you a visual representation that's SFW.
Just ignore the gavel.
I may also be joking but you'll never know for sure.
As for if I need visual aids, I'd say it's a 80/20 split in favour.
No, I haven't done it in an inappropriate setting.
As for time of day, whenever the mood takes me. *shrugs*
Wouldn't you like to know.
Perverts, the whole lot of you.
#BlameColour
I think I've been doing it wrong.
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Perverts, the whole lot of you.
#BlameColour
Wait, you mean to tell me you don't use a gavel?Sassafrass said:
I think I've been doing it wrong.
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My imagination alone is rarely enough, so I don't tend to do it without visual/textual aid.
Weirdest place would probably be "friend's house". Long story. Probably NSFL.
Weirdest place would probably be "friend's house". Long story. Probably NSFL.
Well, whatever floats your boat, buddy.shrekfan246 said:
Some do, some don't. It's all about what feels good to you.
Why look at pictures when I can watch you through your window?tricky-crazy said:Depends on how many times I look at your pictures.
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How ya doin'?
S/He's had a very strange welcome to the world of the Escapist. XDgeK0 said:
I'll shoot (giggity). I'm a single gay man surrounded by really attractive straight dudes that I know I'll never have a chance in hell with, so naturally all that testosterone, feels, and sex-appeal really gets to me. Since I'm in college with a roommate that hardly ever leaves the room beyond classes, work, and meals, I really only get to go at it three times a week in the morning. When I'm alone I can go as much as five times a day when it gets really bad. I use plenty of porn to get the task done, but my imagination is strong enough to work on its own.
Im a dude and a lot of times after being done and thinking to myself "Thats done, lets see what is on the rest of internet" some random picture of a sexy girl shows up (anything movie related basicly) and well... when Im alone and the guy downstairs wants it then he has to have it.Not The Bees said:
OT: It depends, when working I can go around 2 straight days (wow) without doing anything but if I am alone at home doing nothing then its almost none stop. It sucks because I usually have some things that I want to get done but eh... at least I am enjoying my time. Those things usually get done when there are other people in the house.
It depends. I haven't seen my fiancee for about 2 months, so... I'd say about 4 times a day. Hell, I damn near cannot sleep without "mixing up the man batter".
However, when she is about, I always feel it's somewhat rude to "fiddle the flute" when there is a perfectly willing and lovely partner to partake in, so I don't.
What time of the day? Well, like I said, I can't sleep if I don't "finger the pennywhistle", so there is once. And then more or less any time I am working at home or interneting and I see something attractive on ye olde net, or I look through my old photos and see pictures of my fiancee, I just get the urge to "evac the sack".
I have "painted tissues" during my teenage years more or less at the drop of a hat; I remember one of my exes giving me a "hand shandy" at school once. Embarrassing to think of now.
I tend to think about sex. If my thoughts ever go off topic, I tend to have to start from the beginning.
However, when she is about, I always feel it's somewhat rude to "fiddle the flute" when there is a perfectly willing and lovely partner to partake in, so I don't.
What time of the day? Well, like I said, I can't sleep if I don't "finger the pennywhistle", so there is once. And then more or less any time I am working at home or interneting and I see something attractive on ye olde net, or I look through my old photos and see pictures of my fiancee, I just get the urge to "evac the sack".
I have "painted tissues" during my teenage years more or less at the drop of a hat; I remember one of my exes giving me a "hand shandy" at school once. Embarrassing to think of now.
I tend to think about sex. If my thoughts ever go off topic, I tend to have to start from the beginning.
A couple times a week. Maybe 3-4, and always when I'm trying to sleep. Although this morning I did it just because I was taking an off-schedule shower so might as well. (And not in the shower, could never even keep it up in there)
Since we are being so open, once while lying on my back, I accidentally hit myself in the eye, I wasn't even mad, it was amazing. And my record is 5 times in one day. When you're fourteen you could really kick the refractory period's ass. And yes it hurt for a few days afterward.
I always use videos or pictures with captions, it's quick and...well not clean, but quick. If I have to use my imagination it takes much longer, and for some reason goes way farther than what I'm comfortable with. Although once I'm done milking the maggot to videos I immediately have a song loaded in my brain (it's random) I have to listen to right after, and it increases the high I get after.
That enough for ya OP?
Since we are being so open, once while lying on my back, I accidentally hit myself in the eye, I wasn't even mad, it was amazing. And my record is 5 times in one day. When you're fourteen you could really kick the refractory period's ass. And yes it hurt for a few days afterward.
I always use videos or pictures with captions, it's quick and...well not clean, but quick. If I have to use my imagination it takes much longer, and for some reason goes way farther than what I'm comfortable with. Although once I'm done milking the maggot to videos I immediately have a song loaded in my brain (it's random) I have to listen to right after, and it increases the high I get after.
That enough for ya OP?
don't....somones gonna fall for that...TizzytheTormentor said:
OT: quite regularly, never really need outside "inspiration" although occasionally it can help, also got a vibrator not too long ago and while it was interesting/different I always found doing it myself far more efficient/satisfying..I wonder if that's a conditioning thing
This isnt the normal sort of thread i would meander through. Especially not comment on. But today is a day and i am a person; so with balls up and chin out, i say fuck it! I allegedly tease the ticklesome tiger between 2-5 times a week, or whenever that feisty squirrel gets close enough to my window. My testosterone levels go a bit crazy if i miss a certain anti-depressant, the first symptom of that is always the very noticable change in sex drive. Which alters the attention shown to wild whiskers there. Well this was a fun way of avoiding the troublesome threads!
I aim for once a day, but sometimes it can creep up to twice. I most often use "visual aid", as you put it, but sometimes the old brainpower is enough. Whether it's a curse or a blessing, I know not, but my sexual interests are so many and varied that I can watch/think of something entirety different each time, which helps it always feel fresh and exciting. So yeah.
As for an inappropriate setting... erm, does sitting in the car in a busy car park count? I was kinda young at the time, and I was bored as fuck waiting for my mother to come back from the shops.
As for an inappropriate setting... erm, does sitting in the car in a busy car park count? I was kinda young at the time, and I was bored as fuck waiting for my mother to come back from the shops.