Poll: How often do you masturbate?!
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NO! TIZZY WANTS ME! YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM!Zachary Amaranth said:
AND YOU TO!Vault101 said:
Don't you? I thought everyone did!Weaver said:I dunno, a few times a week I guess. I don't really have a schedule for it
Excuse me, I have my 1:00AM appointment soon
Wow. That was the best catalogue of wank metaphors I've come across. Kudos.Johnisback said:
Personally, I go at it several times a day if I'm at home, once a day if I'm getting back late-ish after work. Always with visual aids, it just speeds up the process. Inappropriate places... I found myself on an empty train carriage in the middle of the day and for some reason I thought "why not?"
Okay, here goes.
I usually do the deed two times a day, but there's been rare instances of a person or external stimuli being so absolutely perfect that I go into overdrive as soon as I'm alone at home. I don't consistently need visual aids, but they occasionally help; and my best times tend to be around morning and the evening.
As far as doing it in inappropriate places; oh yes. Hasn't happened in well over a decade, but my teenage self was a bag of raging hormones. That means I had my designated Wank Gremlin (TM) whose only function was to trigger an autonomous erection as soon as the math related to the available time and the overall security of the place I happened to be in correlated.
I usually do the deed two times a day, but there's been rare instances of a person or external stimuli being so absolutely perfect that I go into overdrive as soon as I'm alone at home. I don't consistently need visual aids, but they occasionally help; and my best times tend to be around morning and the evening.
As far as doing it in inappropriate places; oh yes. Hasn't happened in well over a decade, but my teenage self was a bag of raging hormones. That means I had my designated Wank Gremlin (TM) whose only function was to trigger an autonomous erection as soon as the math related to the available time and the overall security of the place I happened to be in correlated.
If anybody is curious to compare The Escapists wanking habits over time, here is a poll from a couple years ago.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.399967-Poll-Masturbation-and-you?view_results=1
It looks like the daily+ masturbaters are up from 40% to 55%.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.399967-Poll-Masturbation-and-you?view_results=1
It looks like the daily+ masturbaters are up from 40% to 55%.
Yes, yes, I'm the personal embodiment of every stereotype everyone has about that show's fandom.Risingblade said:
And yes, I hate myself for it.
I did FREQUENTLY in my jr year. Then stopped in my senior year. Got a girlfriend after graduating, who uhhh...
Ok, when two people love each other VERY MUCH, you get very comfortable about spilling (zing!) some deets about your alone time...
she does the same with yaoi.... so yeah, seeing as I know someone who more or less is fine with it, my stimuli just kinda decided to make up for lost time.
Now I do it every blue moon... once or twice or thrice a week.
And since my imagination is quite VAST, oh boy does it feel great. No I don't do it anywhere inappropriate, i'm a responsible wanker! And what do I think? Not sure how to answer that, I just drink Arnold Palmer and play vidja gamz afterwards.
... what a lovely thread.
Ok, when two people love each other VERY MUCH, you get very comfortable about spilling (zing!) some deets about your alone time...
she does the same with yaoi.... so yeah, seeing as I know someone who more or less is fine with it, my stimuli just kinda decided to make up for lost time.
Now I do it every blue moon... once or twice or thrice a week.
And since my imagination is quite VAST, oh boy does it feel great. No I don't do it anywhere inappropriate, i'm a responsible wanker! And what do I think? Not sure how to answer that, I just drink Arnold Palmer and play vidja gamz afterwards.
... what a lovely thread.
How dare you get all fresh up in my line, yo! [My line] was saving itself for EXTREME intimate bonding between itself and I right after we take a trip to both Goodwill and the Salvation Army...geK0 said:
OT:
Let me put this into perspective first:
Over 10 years ago, it was only once in a blue moon and it may or may not involve my mother's bra and panties... (It's not what you think, but it's definitely what I think I mean when I say that with a "straight" face...)
About 5 years ago, it was only during the weekend when the [natural] air was cool enough to be turned on by it...
A little over a year ago, it was once a night as a means to fall asleep due to insomnia...
And not too long ago, it has been whenever I got an erection at home and I have some time to kill, basically...
About 5 years ago, it was only during the weekend when the [natural] air was cool enough to be turned on by it...
A little over a year ago, it was once a night as a means to fall asleep due to insomnia...
And not too long ago, it has been whenever I got an erection at home and I have some time to kill, basically...
FPLOON said:
I could go either way, basically... No matter what, if I remember and appropriate the "3 D's" (which could include some "B's" if "twerking"'s involved), then it won't feel like I'm forcing something to happen that I don't want to happen in the first place...
I'm a night crawler, in terms of masturbation...
Fuck you, daytime masturbations! Quit throwing off my groove with these daytime pre-erections, for fuck's sake!!
Long story short, my family reunion during the big sleepover portion of said reunion... (Honorable mention to, [another] long story short, when I was naked at my friend's sister's place...)
Uh... "Where's the beef?"
...Risingblade said:
I'm just going to back away now, drink some liquor, and try to forget this.
I do not.
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...One day, I'm going to be crowned King Prude of this website, despite the fact that I keep posting in these threads to comment on how much of a prude I am. xD
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...One day, I'm going to be crowned King Prude of this website, despite the fact that I keep posting in these threads to comment on how much of a prude I am. xD