I insist good sir that you use the appropriate League formatting for such threads.geK0 said:
OT: Sometimes. depends on external factors. Frequently would be a more appropriate answer.
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OT: Sometimes. depends on external factors. Frequently would be a more appropriate answer.
You know my first reaction to this topic was... 
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Then as I read I went... :'D
So okay, I'll say it.
I probably do it a few times a month right around the time "I'm ripe" I guess. You know, before and after my gift from Flo.
Yes, I'm female.
I'm pretty prudish and, being asexual, I don't get going with porn. I kinda just use my imagination.
Yeah, that's gotta be more information than you wanted. But I rarely get to talk about this stuff.
'Then as I read I went... :'D
So okay, I'll say it.
I probably do it a few times a month right around the time "I'm ripe" I guess. You know, before and after my gift from Flo.
Yes, I'm female.
I'm pretty prudish and, being asexual, I don't get going with porn. I kinda just use my imagination.
Yeah, that's gotta be more information than you wanted. But I rarely get to talk about this stuff.
Generally multiple times a day, if given the opportunity. Once before sleep always, maybe a few times if I have the time.
I don't have any sexual partners, so I have to keep myself busy somehow
I don't have any sexual partners, so I have to keep myself busy somehow
Klaynexasklaynexas3 said:Generally multiple times a day, if given the opportunity. Once before sleep always, maybe a few times if I have the time.
I don't have any sexual partners, so I have to keep myself busy somehow
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Klenex
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oh lord, I think you should take a shower!
Without going into details: it really depends on my sexdrive, which had a new peak a few months ago.
I only do it at home, when I'm alone in my own room. At this point it's a few times a week, but at a peak it could easily be 2/3 per day (FYI, I'm single).
Edit: Voted atleast once a week.
I only do it at home, when I'm alone in my own room. At this point it's a few times a week, but at a peak it could easily be 2/3 per day (FYI, I'm single).
Edit: Voted atleast once a week.
That just gives me more time to enjoy myself man, that doesn't help.geK0 said:Klaynexasklaynexas3 said:Generally multiple times a day, if given the opportunity. Once before sleep always, maybe a few times if I have the time.
I don't have any sexual partners, so I have to keep myself busy somehow
Klaynex
Klenex
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oh lord, I think you should take a shower!
Eh, what the hell, I'll bite. I mean, why not? I don't really have much in the way of shame when it comes to these things. I just don't talk about it unless someone asks.
At least once per day. Usually just once, though; I don't have the time to waste however long it takes to masturbate multiple times every day, so even if I wanted to, I couldn't. Sometimes, though, I do it 'cuz I get bored.geK0 said:
Visual aid. My imagination isn't vivid enough to make things last. I mean, I might think of something that sparks a mood in the first place, but without any assistance I just kinda get tired.
Before bed, usually. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and do it. Sometimes in the morning, too, if I have the day off school and can actually rest.
Nope. I've considered it, but I have the distinct feeling that, with my luck, I'd get busted and get in trouble. It's not worth it, as much as the idea might appeal to me in erotic fiction.
Uh, you probably do not want to know any specifics. Trust me on that. I've got a fetish for anime. There's a lot of anime porn on the web. I've seen things that appeal to me way more than they should. Somewhat... extreme things. Let's just leave it at that.
How often?
Several times a week. Sometimes as high as once a day.
Do you require visual aid to really whip your cream? Or do you only need your imagination to frost your pastries?
Usually only my imagination. "Visual aids" don't do much for me.
At what time of the day do you baste your ham?
Typically in the evening.
Have you ever liquidated your inventory in an inappropriate setting?
Nope. I have never been that desperate. I only masturbate just so that I can remain functional, I don't actually get much enjoyment out of it.
Edit: Missed one question. What do I think about?
Either a girl that I have feelings for or really nothing in particular, depends on my mood.
Several times a week. Sometimes as high as once a day.
Do you require visual aid to really whip your cream? Or do you only need your imagination to frost your pastries?
Usually only my imagination. "Visual aids" don't do much for me.
At what time of the day do you baste your ham?
Typically in the evening.
Have you ever liquidated your inventory in an inappropriate setting?
Nope. I have never been that desperate. I only masturbate just so that I can remain functional, I don't actually get much enjoyment out of it.
Edit: Missed one question. What do I think about?
Either a girl that I have feelings for or really nothing in particular, depends on my mood.
That is the greatest metaphor for chicken-strangling I've ever heard. 10/10. I lol'd.Barbas said:
Did not expect my profile to pop up, there...TizzytheTormentor said:
2-4 times a week. Very conscious about going over, always using visual aids, seeing as that's the main appeal for me, I guess.
When people have retired to their rooms at night...however if the house is empty during the day I will take advantage if I'm in the mood.
Outside of my own home? Never.
When people have retired to their rooms at night...however if the house is empty during the day I will take advantage if I'm in the mood.
Outside of my own home? Never.
This right here. **high fives Not The Bees**Not The Bees said:
Edit: And this:
I usually attribute that to the vaginal orgasm. Those are so good. Clitoral orgasms are just nice, but they're so quick, easy, and convenient! Of course, every vagina is different, so I'm sure other women have a different experience.EeveeElectro said:
OT: Anyway, to answer the questions (because I know you all want to know)...
Generally speaking, between two to four times a day, depending on other factors. Having a lot of sex with my spouse may or may not affect this number (we typically have sex once or twice a day, so having "a lot" of sex usually means something like having sex four or more times per day).geK0 said:
It depends. I like visual aids sometimes - with a preference for comic-based porn (such as hentai). I also enjoy the occasional video.geK0 said:
I also enjoy plain text porn, such as romance novels and other erotic stories. I tend to be pickier about this, so I only go for the top quality erotica (such as the works of Jacqueline Carey).
Finally, I can rely entirely on imagination, but to do so I typically have to put it to paper (or Word doc anyway) by writing my own erotica.
I like to flood the canoe in the mornings when I first wake up, in the afternoon after I get home from work, and in the evening before bed.geK0 said:
Nope. I've done mutual activities in inappropriate locations, but I can't think of any masturbatory incidents in public.geK0 said:
Well, unless you count teenage blunders. I do have a couple of funny stories about trying to have cyber sex on a dialup computer in a room with no doors (open archway to the hallway).
Usually whatever fantasy situation I'm enjoying. If I'm reading a story, then I'm invested in the story. That goes for plain text or comic porn. I don't really go for much porn that lacks a story, so... yeah, pretty much that.geK0 said:
Okee-dokee, holyyyyy sheeeeeyut. Um, have you tried reading a comic on DeviantArt called Sunstone? Somebody recommended it to me a while back. Something tells me it'd float your boat and provide a positively smashing visual stimulus if by some chance you haven't heard of it already.Bara_no_Hime said:
Dial-up internet sucks as well. I smashed that goddamn thing with a hammer when I no longer needed it. Do you find that the below is true for you?
Ah yes, the "shinobi" method. Odd...I didn't expect that the women of the Escapist would be "joykin' the woym" (provided in Willem Dafoe's voice, courtesy of Jim Sterling) more often than the men were. I suppose that when a man does it, it's like firing a single gun shot and then that's them bored for a few hours, but women can just sort of drop the hammer on that shit until it clicks. Er...so to speak.Headsprouter said:
Oh Jesus...I'll grow up one day. Probably. Maybe.
So, unlike a lot of teens, and apparently a lot of you, I do it rarely, at least in comparison to you.
I do it about once a week or less or 3 times a month because I don't feel I need to act on it. I am kind of going back into a once or twice a week pattern though as of late.
I usually find myself doing it in the afternoons because mornings suck and I hate being in the dark when I do it(can't see a damn thing and I feel like a ninja when doing it).
I like visual aid and usually need it, preference being "mud wrestling" you know, subtract the mud, I heard it was a fetish, not sure how big of one though.
I used to be worse younger, but I definitely slowed down. Weird thing though, and I'm not sure I'm the only one, I sometimes wake up in the middle of well...not touching it but rubbing it in certain ways. Never climax though so I never get wet dreams and I don't get rid of my little visitor when I wake up, I let him recede on his own time. As for that imagination thing, it usually comes up in dreams and unfortunately, I often times regret it not being the real thing, so I guess that's why I both don't finish or do it to often.
I have got caught several times, but it was more often, wrong time than wrong place. Never did it outside the comfort of a home.
I do it about once a week or less or 3 times a month because I don't feel I need to act on it. I am kind of going back into a once or twice a week pattern though as of late.
I usually find myself doing it in the afternoons because mornings suck and I hate being in the dark when I do it(can't see a damn thing and I feel like a ninja when doing it).
I like visual aid and usually need it, preference being "mud wrestling" you know, subtract the mud, I heard it was a fetish, not sure how big of one though.
I used to be worse younger, but I definitely slowed down. Weird thing though, and I'm not sure I'm the only one, I sometimes wake up in the middle of well...not touching it but rubbing it in certain ways. Never climax though so I never get wet dreams and I don't get rid of my little visitor when I wake up, I let him recede on his own time. As for that imagination thing, it usually comes up in dreams and unfortunately, I often times regret it not being the real thing, so I guess that's why I both don't finish or do it to often.
I have got caught several times, but it was more often, wrong time than wrong place. Never did it outside the comfort of a home.
Also, REALLY not interested in nude bodies or the looks of genitalia. That is all, I think
I like sunstoneBarbas said:
expect when it goes into "educational school cartoon" mode, I'm just there for the F/F action the BDSM is nice and all but its kinda pedantic
I've been on literotica except the writing quality is....as you'd expect, so I can only go with the "domination" type stuff,its like....the real nasty shit is for easy guaranteed "inspiration" whereas F/F is like warm and fuzzy feelingsBara_no_Hime said:
F/F has to be of a certain level of quality if I'm going to enjoy it and that's rare in a lot of mediums both porn/mainstream
[quote/]Finally, I can rely entirely on imagination, but to do so I typically have to put it to paper (or Word doc anyway) by writing my own erotica.[/quote]
I've considered this....not so much erotica but adding romantic elements in my own (poorly written) fiction....but I freeze up with embarrassment and cringe
The entirety of Sunstone lives on my hard-drive. I eagerly await page 23 of chapter 4 (due out at the end of the month). When he releases the print version, I may well pick that up as well.Barbas said:
I'm also a fan of the webcomic Curvy - it's cute and sexy, as well as being awesome.
I also love Chaos Life. It isn't a sexy-times comic, but it makes me laugh.
Drop the hammer? ^^ I haven't heard that one before. So many cute masturbation innuendos in this thread.Barbas said:
And... to a degree, yes, I agree. I know a couple of guys who can fire off several rounds (to keep with the firearms metaphor) without resting as well, so it isn't necessarily a female only trait.
As for me, while I can go for several short ones, my usual preference is one really long one. I will sit down with a sexy book or comic and go slowly while I read. No hurry, no rush, just let it slowly build and build. This works best with longer works (particularly romance novels - I can masturbate for hours at a time to a Jacqueline Carey novel).
Of course, I don't always have that kind of time. That's more "evening read" masturbation. For an afternoon quicky, yeah, more "bam-bam-bam" and then back to work.
I've been meaning to make a thread like this for awhile now. Ah well, here it goes.
Typically the monkey gets spanked once a day, if not more when I'm feeling particually saucey. Normally the deed is done at night when everyone in the house is asleep and I'm guarenteed privacy, but if I'm desperate enough I'll try to do it whenever. Haven't been caught yet, and I intend to keep it that way.
As for where, I'd never even consider doing it in public due to... shame, mostly. The shame of not being able to control my urges. That and the want for privacy.
I also envy you women being able to orgasam more than once at a time. Lucky bastards...
Typically the monkey gets spanked once a day, if not more when I'm feeling particually saucey. Normally the deed is done at night when everyone in the house is asleep and I'm guarenteed privacy, but if I'm desperate enough I'll try to do it whenever. Haven't been caught yet, and I intend to keep it that way.
As for where, I'd never even consider doing it in public due to... shame, mostly. The shame of not being able to control my urges. That and the want for privacy.
I also envy you women being able to orgasam more than once at a time. Lucky bastards...
Oh yeah. Not generally a huge fan of literotica the website for that very reason.Vault101 said:
I usually rely on published novels (I again mention Jacqueline Carey, the best in historical fantasy/erotic fiction) and on recommendations from friends.
Actually, I was recently pleasantly surprised by the work of Nick Scipio. He writes online erotic on his own domain and it's surprisingly sex-positive. It's also just a really interesting story (about the life of a young architect). I've spent many hours reading about architecture classes and house remodelings with no sex in them at all because they're part of the greater story.
And, of course, for comic porn, I keep a Slipshine membership.
... I have recommended Kushiel's Dart by Jacqueline Carey to you before, right?Vault101 said:
It's about a girl blessed by the god Kushiel to be a masochist - and how she becomes a courtesan and spy, learns too much about a royal coup, and then has to survive knowing too much.
It is my very favorite novel series EVER, and it is heavily BDSM related, with quite a bit of good F/F as well (one of the two main romantic subplots is between the courtesan and powerful noblewoman who at one point leads her around on a leash).
You think that's bad - try turning in a graphic sex scene for a peer-review writer's workshop class in Grad School. Been there, done that.Vault101 said:
I've heard of slipshine it seems good but I'm worried I could waste waaaaaay too much time digging through trying to find the perfect comicBara_no_Hime said:
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... I have recommended Kushiel's Dart by Jacqueline Carey to you before, right?[/quote]
yes and I will read it at some point!
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You think that's bad - try turning in a graphic sex scene for a peer-review writer's workshop class in Grad School. Been there, done that.[/quote]
well a sex scene is a perfectly legit thing to have in a story but....yeeah