Poll: How perverted are you?

[RicoGrey]

I am my own category, really. There's a reason why Captain Hero is my avatar.

I love you with all my penis.

Also, what is YOUR favorite thing to call vagina?

OT: I have a strong feeling most people dont realize just how perverted knickerbocker is. Most people who voted that are more likely in the strawberry zone.

I am definitely a pervert, but I keep it in check since my wife is not. Probably going to ruin my marriage though if I can't get her to loosen up.

 

[ph0b0s123]

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I don't think it's necessarily based on the actual statistics but rather the cultural perception. For example, it's considered an absolute taboo, at least in the states, to talk about female masturbation, to the extent that it would be considered perverted here for a High School girl to masturbate, even though I'd say at lest half of them do it. Second of all, we can't assume that it would be a normal distribution, because this website and thread are both biased selectors of a sample, maybe in the population at large perversion would be a bell curve, but this is largely about perception.

That is my whole problem about the usage now, that it is based on perception rather than fact. Branding girls who masturbate as 'deviant' or 'perverted' essentially makes the words now meaningless as adjectives as there meaning has been perverted. A better word to use would be 'offensive' as girls masturbating might by offensive to some people, but not to others.

You completely called me on my statistical error there though....

 

[BathorysGraveland]

May I ask what coprophilia is? I don't want to google search it, I'm not sure I'll like what I find.

It seems like your question was already answered. I myself, have no problem with it personally, two consenting adults in their own privacy can do what ever they like, but I wouldn't do it no matter how high the price was. Besides, it isn't exactly the most healthy of sexual practices.

 

[Something Amyss]

I'm so bad I'm off your scales.

 

[FrostyChick]

I was the girl that got known in Biology class for shoving the pair of dissecting scissors up my frog's anus, and thoroughly sodomizing it with aforementioned scissors.

And I'm damn proud of it.

Now my friend is threatening to report me if I keep reading porn on my phone, and I think I have a uniform fetish. Although I'm embarrassed by the serious thought of sex and other such acts.

So I guess I'm a mud pie. A dirty dirty mud pie. /)^3^(\

I wasn't allowed to do dissections. >.>
Given hindsight, that a good idea on my teachers part. I should not be trusted with sharp pointy objects. I had a habit of breaking experimental apparatus', the laws of physics or the minds of my fellow students.

OT: For me, nothing is sacred. As long as it's legal, it will be violated, in multiple ways.
Although I suppress these urges. It's for the best.

 

[ph0b0s123]

Thought there was a word. Kink. As in that is 'kinky' *fixed the 'k'*, but not perverted.

Do'h! That covers most of it. It doesn't cover the third axis though. You know, that of how active someone is.

... though I supose activeness stands as its own technical term for it.

Thanks for the better term.

*fixed the 'k'*. That's my sign, it's time to hit the sack.

 

[kyle_silver]

Me? I'm Male, Dirty knickerbocker.. And no I won't go into any details..

 

[superbatranger]

Knickerbocker made me laugh, so of course I chose that.

 

[Metalix Knightmare]

Well, considering one game I'm eagerly waiting to play has two characters that look like THIS:

I'll just let you all guess where I stand on the choices.

By the way, the name of the game is Dragon's Crown, it is NOT a pornographic game, and the Amazon IS wearing a chainmail thong. You're welcome men.

 

[00slash00]

um...43.

i dont really know how to answer this. i have no basis for comparison, nor do i know how perverted each of those deserts are. i enjoy porn a good amount and have a weakness for leggings, but have never had a desire for a random hookup and only have sex when in a committed relationship. i guess that makes me...key lime pie (and no, i have no idea what that means. i think it just means i want some key lime pie....which in the context of this thread, actually sound kind of dirty)

 

[00slash00]

Well, considering one game I'm eagerly waiting to play has two characters that look like THIS:

I'll just let you all guess where I stand on the choices.

By the way, the name of the game is Dragon's Crown, it is NOT a pornographic game, and the Amazon IS wearing a chainmail thong. You're welcome men.

i mean, i have to give the mage points for originality, but im not sure how effective motorboating will be as a tactic for battling the undead

 

[Diddy_Mao]

Chain mail is not delicate on bare skin...I have to imagine that everything under there is just a nightmare.

 

[Paragon Fury]

Well, I'll let you judge for yourself by looking at what I like. 'Cause your scale is confusing.

NSFW - Duh

Spoiler

 

[FatalFox]

Let me see here
it's ups and downs really, I'm not the one you would call a "pervert" but I do have some slight deviations sexually, that's not the OT though, however I see a lot of the posts from this have evolved into that.
How perverted am I?
I like porn some intervals a day, but then again who doesnt? for a hobby I can draw sexual stuff, commissions or for my own enjoyment, but it's not like I'm fixated on it.
In real life I don't stare at girls or guys, even just checking out (I have a bf but I honestly have never really been the one to scope out my enviroment for butts or clevage)
I'm respectful of both genders and their personal space, and I dont speak in a suggestive manner without joking.
I can say I have a little bit of a gutter-mind hanging around the internet for most of my teenage years, noticing sexual innuendos pretty well and such.
soooo I guess my verdict would land me on strawberry icecream? minor deviations I'd say does play a part in your perv scale, but not by a lot, it's just preferences (unless it's really unusual I guess) mind gutter I think is what pulls me down an entire grade though, lol

With that said this sure is an interesting thread...

 

[Zen Toombs]

Eh, I have a few kinks but nothing major. I figure at most I'm slightly more perverted than the average.

Captcha - lets eat.

 

[game-lover]

Here's a question (maybe I'm getting carried away here or unusually horny today): if you were given the opportunity to have sex with your partner or an orgy of people in public, and the onlookers would have no recollection of the event afterwards, would you do it?

Not a fucking snowball's chance in Hell.

 

[Justyn Stahll]

Very, Very much so
Admit it you have Striped down your charcter in a game and Ran around naked, JUST BECAUSE

 

[Atticus89]

I'm gonna just thank you for not making a thread about Mass Effect 3.

Also, I'm not really all that perverted but I'm not a prude. Where's that on the scale?

 

[deserteagleeye]

I'm rainbow sherbert. I don't care where the hell that is on your list, I F*CKING love rainbow sherbert.

 

[Samurai Silhouette]

Conversation about sex came up, told a girl I liked that I'd tongue her asshole and that got her thinking about it. Followed up on it, then gave her anal.