Poll: How to please everyone and stop wars. It may work.

crudus

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Maybe you don't know why people have wars. One reason is religious; people kill whoever they say their deity wants to die. Another reason is someone wants more of what they have so greed. These are the two leading reasons for wars. Now, best case scenario is your plan ends the former reason but nothing can end the latter.
 

Neonbob

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Fat Man Spoon said:
Neonbob said:
Yep.
Those underlings can haul, too.

You did not, at that...
I suppose some kinds could be seen as evil...but they're still kittens.
Where are we getting these underlings?

I never specified how I'm acquiring said kittens.

Hehehe...
Clonings, orphanages...all over the place.
Any time a mother looks away for a minute or two, I get a new underling.

I see.
Well, if you do it in a suitably evil manner, I may allow you to keep the kitties.
 

walls of cetepedes

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Neonbob said:
Clonings, orphanages...all over the place.
Any time a mother looks away for a minute or two, I get a new underling.

I see.
Well, if you do it in a suitably evil manner, I may allow you to keep the kitties.
That's rather... inefficient, isn't it?

Oh, you'll like these kittens. You do know they grow up, don't you?
 

Drakmorg

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Won't work. eventually one or more of those nations will become greedy and want to take what the others have. Although the size of the nations would make nuclear war obsolete, nations will still form large armies to fight each other.

Unless of course the entire world is ruled by a communist nation that would redistribute the resources evenly amongst all the sub-nations.
 

Neonbob

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Fat Man Spoon said:
Neonbob said:
Clonings, orphanages...all over the place.
Any time a mother looks away for a minute or two, I get a new underling.

I see.
Well, if you do it in a suitably evil manner, I may allow you to keep the kitties.
That's rather... inefficient, isn't it?

Oh, you'll like these kittens. You do know they grow up, don't you?
Maybe.
But it's fun.

I do.
But then they're just cats. Cats aren't evil.
Just ill-tempered.
 

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Neonbob said:
Maybe.
But it's fun.

I do.
But then they're just cats. Cats aren't evil.
Just ill-tempered.
I have to agree with you there.

THESE cats have frickin' mind control. Does your cat have mind control? No, no it does not. And they can talk. AND they have red eyes.

I like how all this intelligent discussion is going on around us.
 

Neonbob

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Fat Man Spoon said:
Neonbob said:
Maybe.
But it's fun.

I do.
But then they're just cats. Cats aren't evil.
Just ill-tempered.
I have to agree with you there.

THESE cats have frickin' mind control. Does your cat have mind control? No, no it does not. And they can talk. AND they have red eyes.

I like how all this intelligent discussion is going on around us.
I don't have a cat...I have tigers. With laser claws and chainsaw mouths.
They were fun to create.
Kept the science division busy for weeks.

You know it!
We're just more fun than the start, maybe?
^_^
 

kawligia

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People fight over a lot more than ideological differences. By FAR the most common reason for aggression is greed. One country may have enough resources to be comfortable, but they could be even MORE comfortable if they took some resources from their weak neighbor.

Also, the lines would not stay neat and pretty beyond the first generation. Someone who likes Country A's system may have kids who don't. And those kids may not want to move to the country "designated" for them and instead turn their "home" to what they view as the "correct" method.

Hell, we almost have that now in the US. Liberals are most dense in California and New York and Conservatives are most common in Middle America. But the ones who don't live in the "correct" areas for them don't just up and move. They try to "improve" their home instead.
 

walls of cetepedes

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Neonbob said:
I don't have a cat...I have tigers. With laser claws and chainsaw mouths.
They were fun to create.
Kept the science division busy for weeks.

You know it!
We're just more fun than the start, maybe?
^_^
Wait... you have those too?! Awesome. Means I don't have to make them now.
 

Neonbob

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Fat Man Spoon said:
Wait... you have those too?! Awesome. Means I don't have to make them now.
I do indeed.
They were made right after the griffons.
Every evil lair needs a griffon or two.
 

Anarchemitis

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Greyfox105 said:
Or you could just crush everyone under the heel of oppression.
and make a single, united planet. instead of what we pretty much already have.
That equates to George Orwell's 1984.
The horror that description bestows must be read to start to be comprehended.
 

Neonbob

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Fat Man Spoon said:
Neonbob said:
I do indeed.
They were made right after the griffons.
Every evil lair needs a griffon or two.
We have cloning labs, don't we? Because I have a super soldier idea.
I have several.
You are welcome to use them.
Just implant a failsafe.
I had to terminate one of the experiments myself a while ago, and my favorite shirt was ruined.
 

walls of cetepedes

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Neonbob said:
I have several.
You are welcome to use them.
Just implant a failsafe.
I had to terminate one of the experiments myself a while ago, and my favorite shirt was ruined.
Now, imagine THOUSANDS of them!
 

Neonbob

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Fat Man Spoon said:
Neonbob said:
I have several.
You are welcome to use them.
Just implant a failsafe.
I had to terminate one of the experiments myself a while ago, and my favorite shirt was ruined.
Now, imagine THOUSANDS of them!
I LIKE IT!
We'll conquer the airwaves first!
Install a transmitter in their heads, linked to a central server, and we'll be golden!
 

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Neonbob said:
I LIKE IT!
We'll conquer the airwaves first!
Install a transmitter in their heads, linked to a central server, and we'll be golden!
Do we need over-designed weapons? All evil corporations need over-designed weapons.
 

Neonbob

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Fat Man Spoon said:
Neonbob said:
I LIKE IT!
We'll conquer the airwaves first!
Install a transmitter in their heads, linked to a central server, and we'll be golden!
Do we need over-designed weapons? All evil corporations need over-designed weapons.
If by "over-designed" you mean "has fifty ways to kill you packed into two feet of technology," then yes.
Oh yes.
 

gigastrike

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Wars aren't fought because you disagree with someone's morals. Wars are fought because people want stuff.