Poll: How to please everyone and stop wars. It may work.

[Neonbob]

If by "over-designed" you mean "has fifty ways to kill you packed into two feet of technology," then yes.
Oh yes.

Hmm... how's this:

Spoiler: That kook JimmyBassatti made this...

Pfffahahahaha!
I was thinking along the lines of one of the other guns on that thread.
The minigun attached to a shotgun with a grenade launcher on it.
Just to start.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Pfffahahahaha!
I was thinking along the lines of one of the other guns on that thread.
The minigun attached to a shotgun with a grenade launcher on it.
Just to start.

Alright, what about a weapon with a 'Laser sharp edge'?

 

[Neonbob]

Pfffahahahaha!
I was thinking along the lines of one of the other guns on that thread.
The minigun attached to a shotgun with a grenade launcher on it.
Just to start.

Alright, what about a weapon with a 'Laser sharp edge'?

Ooh. I like the sound of that.
Makes people think.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Ooh. I like the sound of that.
Makes people think.

Spoiler: He actually says Laser

Now, imagine what that does to people.

 

[PartyMonkey]

Why not just kill all the evil bastards and put comedians in charge of the world...Ross Noble as the leader...there would be many many monkeys.

 

[Neonbob]

Ooh. I like the sound of that.
Makes people think.

Spoiler: He actually says Laser

Now, imagine what that does to people.

Bwwaaahahahah!
I want to find out now.
*runs off*
-ten minutes pass-
*runs back*
Oh my god, that was lovely!
These are also standard issue now.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Bwwaaahahahah!
I want to find out now.
*runs off*
-ten minutes pass-
*runs back*
Oh my god, that was lovely!
These are also standard issue now.

*Glee!*

Excellent...

 

[Neonbob]

Bwwaaahahahah!
I want to find out now.
*runs off*
-ten minutes pass-
*runs back*
Oh my god, that was lovely!
These are also standard issue now.

*Glee!*

Excellent...

What other products can we twist nefariously?
Hercules Hooks?
Those might be fun.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

What other products can we twist nefariously?
Hercules Hooks?
Those might be fun.

His Voice, he'll yell at you till you buy something, then your head explodes.

 

[Neonbob]

What other products can we twist nefariously?
Hercules Hooks?
Those might be fun.

His Voice, he'll yell at you till you buy something, then your head explodes.

Hm. Sonic emitters.
Those could work out.
Make some faces 'asplode.
Lovely.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

His Voice, he'll yell at you till you buy something, then your head explodes.

Hm. Sonic emitters.
Those could work out.
Make some faces 'asplode.
Lovely.[/quote]
Hey, what do I call you? My Lord? Bob? Oh Great Mastermind?

 

[Neonbob]

Hey, what do I call you? My Lord? Bob? Oh Great Mastermind?

Lord Neon works nicely.
I've always thought that has a nice ring to it.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Lord Neon works nicely.
I've always thought that has a nice ring to it.

Oh yes. It does. What's next on the agenda?

[sub]...scheming...[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

Lord Neon works nicely.
I've always thought that has a nice ring to it.

Oh yes. It does. What's next on the agenda?

[sub]...scheming...[/sub]

I was gonna bomb a few orphanages.
It's kinda my thing now.
Plus, seeing their little bodies fly brings a smile to my face.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I was gonna bomb a few orphanages.
It's kinda my thing now.
Plus, seeing their little bodies fly brings a smile to my face.

Alright, but be back by 7!

[sub]...more scheming...[/sub]

 

[Lord Thodin]

I guess thats why they're called theories.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Or you could just crush everyone under the heel of oppression.
and make a single, united planet. instead of what we pretty much already have.

That equates to George Orwell's 1984.
The horror that description bestows must be read to start to be comprehended.

difference is I wouldn't make that much of a mess. :|
The military might would be turned outwards instead of inwards.