Greyfox105 said:Or you could just crush everyone under the heel of oppression.
and make a single, united planet. instead of what we pretty much already have.
Ooh, zing!Fat Man Spoon said:Hmm... Los Angeles?Neonbob said:Can you smell death?
Follow that for a year and a half.
You'll get there eventually.
And the trek will be worthwhile.
I promise.
There better be a Walmart nearby.Neonbob said:Ooh, zing!
And close.
But no. I'll leave a few heads out to point you in the right direction.
Oh, it's close enough.Fat Man Spoon said:There better be a Walmart nearby.Neonbob said:Ooh, zing!
And close.
But no. I'll leave a few heads out to point you in the right direction.
thats the plan lol. no one will ever be happy there will always be a ruler who wants to take another "segment" over and add it to his plot. simple human nature prevents most unification plans from happening.Greyfox105 said:Or you could just crush everyone under the heel of oppression.
and make a single, united planet. instead of what we pretty much already have.
Worse, he's a Brit (but it's OK, the "southerners" persecute the English which is the name of the people that live a bit north of the Midlands and a south of the Artic) [it's a joke OP - it's a reference to that comment in the "should the EU become one nation" thread].Fronken said:One thing did strike me as peculiar, the fact that you dont count scandinavia and the UK as Europe, let me guess that you are an american...?
A 'litter'? Of what?Neonbob said:Oh, it's close enough.
My henchmen all get a litter carried by 10 underlings.
Well, no...I was thinking of a litterFat Man Spoon said:A 'litter'? Of what?Neonbob said:Oh, it's close enough.
My henchmen all get a litter carried by 10 underlings.
Is it kittens?!
[sup]...kittens...[/sup]
NEVER COMPRISE! NOT EVEN IN FACE OF ARMAGEDDON! /switches off Rorschach fanboyismnotsosavagemessiah said:This could never work, because you're assuming that people want these things. Truth is, everybody with a political opinion wants everybody to be like them, they may respect their opinions, but they secretly want them to change it. You're also assuming that the people who live in these divided states want to live in a world as you described. The bottom line, you can't make everybody happy all the time. You try to, and you will fail. The only way for humanity to truly unite, is for people, nations even, to learn to swallow their goddamned pride and compromise with others. Only through initial compromise can other ideas be expressed to nations who don't necessarily want to hear or practice those ideas. The only way for our species to unite is for us to fundamentally change certain views, and while change always happens, it will only happen when the country or citizens therein are ready. Regardless of how beneficial it may be.
Oh those things. Nice.Neonbob said:Well, no...I was thinking of a litter
But I guess you can get kittens...they're not very evil, though.
Yeah, mentioned that method on another thread too.Gormourn said:Or you could just kill everyone, curing all the diseases and ending all wars forever =D
It'd please everyone - on the account that there won't be everyone left - and definitely stop any wars of human origin. And it has 100% chance of working, as long as one goes with the plan and kills absolutely everyone, including him or herself.
Brilliant, ain't it?
Yep.Fat Man Spoon said:Oh those things. Nice.Neonbob said:Well, no...I was thinking of a litter
But I guess you can get kittens...they're not very evil, though.
I didn't specify what kind of kitten, did I?
Hehehe...
Where are we getting these underlings?Neonbob said:Yep.
Those underlings can haul, too.
You did not, at that...
I suppose some kinds could be seen as evil...but they're still kittens.