This, really, except I only want two or three kids. Not that I'd complain if I met a girl who said to me "I just turned 18 and I want to spend the rest of my reproductive years barefoot and pregnant in your kitchen. Give me an army of babies."Johnnyallstar said:Nope. First off, I love kids, and can't wait to have a dozen or two of my own.
Secondly, I love boobies.
Thirdly, I don't really want to die alone.
Fourthly, I really love boobies.
Don't judge me.
I have tasted the delicious fruit of womankind and much like Adam in the Garden of Eden, I could never give such a thing up.