Poll: Is this joke funny?
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I didnt find it that funny.
I got a joke but its a long read.
3 guys are lost in the woods and kidnapped by a tribe that wants to use their skins for canoes. The upside is that they get to choose how they die.
The first guy askes for poison, drinks it and dies.
The second guy asks for a gun, so they give him a gun with a single shot and he dies.
The third guy asks for a fork. They give him the fork and stabs himself everywhere.
What the hell are you doing?! They ask.
And with the mans dying words he says: So much for your canoe assholes!
My friends thought liked it even though I think its pretty old.
I got a joke but its a long read.
3 guys are lost in the woods and kidnapped by a tribe that wants to use their skins for canoes. The upside is that they get to choose how they die.
The first guy askes for poison, drinks it and dies.
The second guy asks for a gun, so they give him a gun with a single shot and he dies.
The third guy asks for a fork. They give him the fork and stabs himself everywhere.
What the hell are you doing?! They ask.
And with the mans dying words he says: So much for your canoe assholes!
My friends thought liked it even though I think its pretty old.
You know that Warburtons advert where everyone who eats the bread is in the same family?
Does that mean some of them are in-bread?
Now that's bread humour.
Does that mean some of them are in-bread?
Now that's bread humour.
If it's puns you want, you need to see the masters:
Tim Vine: (previous holder of the world record for most jokes told in an hour, 499)
Milton Jones:
and Stewart Francis:
Tim Vine: (previous holder of the world record for most jokes told in an hour, 499)
Milton Jones:
and Stewart Francis:
Wow... that's really bad.PureChaos said:
Hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!
Same, and while that was AWFUL, I still laughed.The Amazing Tea Alligator said:
This is my friend's: We were doing the Vietnam war, okay:
To the infantry
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.PureChaos said:
"The AristoCATS" was a Disney film about rich cats.
"The AristoCRATS" is a docu/mockumentary in which various famous comedians tell their own versions of "The Aristocrats", a very dirty joke that follows this template:
1. Small group walks up to a talent agent and requests to be sponsored. The Talent agent asks them to demonstrate their act.
2. Incredibly horrifying and traumatizing sexual things occur, punctuated by puns and asides.
3. The talent agent, unfazed, asks for the groups name, to which they say "The Aristocrats!"
Six people, two men, three women and a hermaphrodite, walk up to a talent agent and request a sponsor for their act. The talent agent says "First, I need to see what you people do."
So the tallest man in the group takes a and then with the goats, then they spoon with marmalade, turned to the gypsy fortune teller and <so, so censored> Holocaust survivors, who kicked AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO."
Completely unfazed, the talent agent looks at the man and five women and says "OK, so what's the name of your little act? The shortest women (the only one able to speak) triumphantly said "The Aristocrats!"
The joke relies on word play to form what is considered either smart punnery or the guilty pleasure variety of joke. However the Hovis and Jehova's similarity punch line here is much too strained to form a similarity which compromises the intergrity and humour value of the joke.
Also it sucks.
Also it sucks.