PureChaos said:
Sean Strife said:
Nothing is funnier than The Aristocrats
wasn't that a Disney film?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
"The Aristo
CATS" was a Disney film about rich cats.
"The Aristo
CRATS" is a docu/mockumentary in which various famous comedians tell their own versions of "The Aristocrats", a very dirty joke that follows this template:
1. Small group walks up to a talent agent and requests to be sponsored. The Talent agent asks them to demonstrate their act.
2. Incredibly horrifying and traumatizing sexual things occur, punctuated by puns and asides.
3. The talent agent, unfazed, asks for the groups name, to which they say "The Aristocrats!"
Six people, two men, three women and a hermaphrodite, walk up to a talent agent and request a sponsor for their act. The talent agent says "First, I need to see what you people do."
So the tallest man in the group takes a and then with the goats, then they spoon with marmalade, turned to the gypsy fortune teller and <so, so censored> Holocaust survivors, who kicked AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO."
Completely unfazed, the talent agent looks at the man and five women and says "OK, so what's the name of your little act? The shortest women (the only one able to speak) triumphantly said "The Aristocrats!"