Poll: Masturbation - How often do you?

[Andy Shandy]

Once a day, sometimes more, sometimes less, but that would be the average.

I think a better question would be 'what do you masturbate to?'

I'm going to guess 'porn' would be most people's answer.

 

[Malkav]

1-2 times a week, or less. Don't feel like more.

Also, I avoid it since it makes me temporarily feel "dumber" afterwards. I misspeak more often, get clumsy, forget stuff, can't concentrate so well. No one else seems to have this, which can't be a good sign

 

[Nimcha]

Once a day, sometimes more, sometimes less, but that would be the average.

I think a better question would be 'what do you masturbate to?'

I'm going to guess 'porn' would be most people's answer.

You never know, people might surprise you! It's definitely not my answer.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

3+ times a week is a good enough estimate.
I make a point of not jerking off on Sundays when I meet up with my girlfriend and sometimes I'll hold off for a few days to get a better feeling when I do get the urge again.

 

[Psykoma]

Usually 1-2 times per year. The last time was in july.
I just do when the urge strikes, it just doesn't happen all that often :/

 

[Loop Stricken]

About once or twice a day, I guess. It depends on my mood really. Sometimes I won't masturbate for 2 or 3 days, other days I'll do the exact opposite. I've never yet had any sexual activity with a woman before, so I have a lot of pent up "energy". Other times I just don't give a shit though.

Entirely this. God I'm so pathetic.

 

[Whitbane]

Not sure if serious or...
Some of the answers make me feel better about myself.

 

[Worgen]

3+ times a day, I get a bit stupid when I'm too worked up so I try and keep myself sated.

 

[loc978]

My body pretty much needs the ol' release somewhere between once a day and 3+ times a day... when I have a woman to take care of such for me, that generally takes care of once and part of my daily exercise regimen.
If I fail to make the release within a given day, generally twice but at least once, it will happen in my sleep. Been this way since I was... I dunno... ten?
Incoming health question! Does that mean I have hyperactive testes? Not that I care. Over two decades of this has made it seem pretty normal.

I think a better question would be 'what do you masturbate to?'

Memories, usually. Sometimes porn, usually homemade and attached to memories.

 

[Sexy Devil]

One a day, sometimes less, sometimes more. Never more than twice or I start to get... chafing. If I have a headache then I'll avoid it because jerking off just makes that headache so much worse. But if I have a blocked nose then it tends to clear things up so I'll do it then.

...It occurs to me that I may be doing it too often when I can make assessments like that.

Solve media captcha was "well done", lol.

 

[The White Hunter]

Usually one a day I'd say, maybe 2, rarely 3.
Or sometimes I just wont bother for weeks.
Depends on how busy I am, how busy my partner is, whether I can supress my apathetic nature for long enough and so on.

in fact I might be doing it right now

... Thanks for sharing! May have just inspired a few people there.

 

[George Barrow]

In the morning when I wake up, maybe once or twice when I get home, then one to send me off to sleep. I need help!

 

[Jonluw]

If I fail to make the release within a given day, generally twice but at least once, it will happen in my sleep. Been this way since I was... I dunno... ten?
Incoming health question! Does that mean I have hyperactive testes? Not that I care. Over two decades of this has made it seem pretty normal.

I don't know, but I've never experienced a wet dream without having been abstinent for something like two weeks first.
It sounds weird to me that someone would have a wet dream if they skipped the ol' wank just once, but I've never checked to see what's normal. All I have to go by is my own experience.

 

[mattttherman3]

Depends, if it's a boring day, up to 3 times, if I am busy, once.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

About 1-2 times a day, depending on my mood. If I see my neighbor sunbathing, then I can go for three; after that, it's painful.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Try and get one out once a day though sometimes I know I won't able the next day so sometimes I go for 2 or 3.

 

[Jonluw]

I've been cutting back. Felt a lot of moral conflict that you probably don't care about.

Who says we don't care?
That bit is by far the most interesting part of your post.
What sort of moral conflict can rise from masturbation?

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

If you want to know, you could just ask me directly. I find it a bit creepy that you want to know the statistics of the community...


[sub][sub]Moo! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY&feature=related][/sub][/sub]

 

[Jonluw]

Snip

Oh, OP, I just remembered something.
Embed this video in your post:
...Please?

If you want to know, you could just ask me directly. I find it a bit creepy that you want to know the statistics of the community...


[sub][sub]Moo! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY&feature=related][/sub][/sub]

But how else would the rest of the community be able to satisfy their exhibitionistic urges?

 

[JCBFGD]

I picked "None of the above" because, on average, I do it twice a week. I generally wait for weekends...plenty of time to do whatever I want however I want.