Poll: Naming Inanimate Objects

[Wayte]

In any MMO if I have a pet class I call my pets by certain names. even if it's an expendable pet class.

 

[Ibanez887]

I haven given a name to both my Guitar and my preferred pick of choice, and so have all my other guitar playing friends. My guitar is the "Broken Butterfly", and my picks are "The Orange Julius" or "OJ Kush" depending on the situation

 

[TimeLord]

Should I name this poll Fank or Henry?

As OP I shall be the judge of that, he shall be called......Tim

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I have acoustic guitar called white spider
and a cherry red Epiphone lefty dot ch called Holly

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Does fire count as inanimate? The last bonfire I made I called Edward...
Oh, and I call my keyboard piece of s**tty garbage.

 

[Aesir23]

However, I also have a plastic severed arm and leg that I've respectively named Ted and Bill.

I fear to ask.

I bought them from the dollar store when they had all of the Halloween stuff out in October. The naming was the result of a soda induced caffeine high.

Thats almost plausible. You'll make a good serial killer.

Thank you very much. Next up, to get a severed hand and name it "Sarah Palin" *shifty eyes*

Hey I have a severed hand from Sarah Palin!

Wait you guy were kidding.............

[sup]Run![/sup]

Quick! Someone get the giant butterfly net! Or a bola!

 

[Gaderael]

We named our car Tinúviel, which was the name of our cat who died, who of course was named after the character in The Silmarillion.

 

[Adanos]

Meet Bob.

 

[The Austin]

I named my Xbox Bruce, because he has an Arkham Asylum sticker on him.

Arkham Asylum=Batman
Batman=Bruce Wayne
Bruce=My Xbox

 

[historybuff]

My car's name is Alfred.

 

[Jharry5]

[small]Don't judge me...[/small]

Don't think many will mate xD
I think everyone who's posted here is comfortable informing everyone they have given an object a name.

It like I once called my DVD player David,
see what I did thar? XP

Yep, I see what you did there. =)
Well played sir, definately more creative than what I could come up with...

 

[eldpollard]

I name all my things.
My phone is called Stephanie (to rhyme with telephony)
My 1TB external hard drive is called Bag of Holding. I even renamed it on my computer so my drives are c: vista, s:system and i:Bag of Holding. I am very easily amused.

My caffettiere is called Colin the Third. Because I broke the first Colin and went straight to third because it's classier.
My iPod is called iGor. Again, I am very easily amused.
Oddly, I have not named my PC. He needs a name! I shall dub him Albert! Because then I can pretend to be Batman. And I can called my imprisoned child Robin. It's perfect!

 

[Iampringles]

My 60gb xbox harddrive is called Horace.

In honour of, you know, Horace Slughorn.

 

[tjcross]

my shotguns name is old bertha and my chainsaws name is solution theres nagna my step-moms car and willy my old stuffed teady bear

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

One of my guitars has a name. (Rose, it's red doy!)

For some reason, I have never named anything else.

 

[clairedelune]

I named my car Gregory Peck, because it's an old but classy car and is the best shot in Alabama.

(that was a ridiculously obscure joke and ten points to whoever got it)

 

[tjcross]

If i had a gun i'd call it Archibald, nuff' said..

yahtzee takes on the world reference right
i think old bertha is more creative but who am i to say

 

[FranzTyphid]

i call everything i like charlie

 

[FolkLikePanda]

I name me guitars: Ol' Trusty (Crafter Cruiser Bass), The Prechead (Fender Precision Bass), Jazzmine (Fender Jazz Bass V) and Masamune ('87 Squier Stratocaster).

 

[EeveeElectro]

My PS3's called Shelia.
My Hello kitty teddy is called Susie.

My friend named his Zune something I can't remember. I thought he had a bit on the side when he mentioned it.