Poll: Oh No! You've Been Bitten by a Zombie!

Not G. Ivingname

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interspark said:
Disaster strikes! As you're fighting off those creepy zombies (cookie for reference) you get bitten on the arm and the end of your time as a human draws all the nearer. The question is, how do you react to this plot twist in life?

ironically enough, the captcha for this reads "bitter end" :p

edit: this kinda reminds me of an idea i had for the zombie apocalypse, i'd make bullets... out of zombie teeth! i'd probably never use them but they'd be great for threatening people and disposing of really bad guys without guilt and best of all, making people lead me to any known cure
Where is the "chop off arm to avoid the spread of the infection" choice?
 

Madara XIII

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interspark said:
Disaster strikes! As you're fighting off those creepy zombies (cookie for reference) you get bitten on the arm and the end of your time as a human draws all the nearer. The question is, how do you react to this plot twist in life?

ironically enough, the captcha for this reads "bitter end" :p

edit: this kinda reminds me of an idea i had for the zombie apocalypse, i'd make bullets... out of zombie teeth! i'd probably never use them but they'd be great for threatening people and disposing of really bad guys without guilt and best of all, making people lead me to any known cure
Hehehe good opportunity to surround myself in a meeting with all of my enemies...hehehehe
 

Madara XIII

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Not G. Ivingname said:
interspark said:
Disaster strikes! As you're fighting off those creepy zombies (cookie for reference) you get bitten on the arm and the end of your time as a human draws all the nearer. The question is, how do you react to this plot twist in life?

ironically enough, the captcha for this reads "bitter end" :p

edit: this kinda reminds me of an idea i had for the zombie apocalypse, i'd make bullets... out of zombie teeth! i'd probably never use them but they'd be great for threatening people and disposing of really bad guys without guilt and best of all, making people lead me to any known cure
Where is the "chop off arm to avoid the spread of the infection" choice?
I always wondered about that. I mean if your hand gets bit, can't your hurry up and chop it off so as to prevent it from spreading. I mean logic would deduce such a move to be correct.
 

UltimaEX

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Now, I have nothing to fear.
I am practically dead, and don't fancy a last ditch attempt at a cure.
I imagine that hurts.
I would recklessly make myself a armoured suit, with weapons and deadly fangs, then see how long I last against the horde.
Then, when other survivors encounter me, terror beyond all others!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
 

The Thinker

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Lab time! Here's my thinking: World with zombies = World with Super-Science(tm).
I shall save my soul with colorful bubbling liquids in beakers and test-tubes.
 

BlazeCruzer

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I am a vampire, so I can't be double undead so I scoff at the zombies and lead them on a charge against humanity
 

AdeptaSororitas

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Remove arm, add chainsaw, victory ensues. ^.~

Seriously though, I'd cut it off, might as well try and survive right?
 

viking97

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after pondering for quite awhile my answer is thus: just chill for a bit.

i mean surviving in a zombie apocalypse world must be tense right? so being bitten i guess i'd just walk around the empty town trying to find something that amuses me. zombies would probably leave me alone cuz the first symptom of zombieness is zombies leave you alone.

i don't think i'd kill myself. why? whats to be gained? maybe if some ppl i cared about were in a position of vulnerability, but i'd rather just get out of that situation, see what happens.
 

Dags90

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shadow741 said:
Become the best and longest lived zombie of all time.
In this vein, I'd strip naked.

I'm pretty sure the sight of my awkward, now decaying, naked body would give enough "wtf, I feel so awkward right now" time to allow me to sink my teeth into tasty flesh.
 

wrightguy0

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good bye cruel world, hello blaze of glory, strap a time bomb to me,give me some shotguns, machine guns and a cigar, i'll lead those brain munching bastards away while celebrating the end of my life in a blaze of violence and blood and little bits of me and whatever zombies haven't fallen to my guns by the time that timer hits zero.