Poll: Oh No! You've Been Bitten by a Zombie!

somonels

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Embrace my new heritage by stocking up before the mass hysteria scatters the population.
 

MASTACHIEFPWN

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I'll make francis', Zoey's , bill's, and louis' jobs a bit easier and pop a cap in mah head.
 

Canadamus Prime

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Epicspoon said:
canadamus_prime said:
Well I guess I'd better grab a screen door and start shuffling slowly towards someone's house.
don't bother with my house I have tons of cabbage and giant corn growing on my lawn.
Oh shit! Not the Cobb Launcher! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Save me ZomBoss save meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
 

Infernai

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Other: Slice off my damn arm with a machete AS soon as i get bitten before the disease can spread through my nervous system, thereby stopping me from turning into a zombie...
 

Epicspoon

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canadamus_prime said:
Epicspoon said:
canadamus_prime said:
Well I guess I'd better grab a screen door and start shuffling slowly towards someone's house.
don't bother with my house I have tons of cabbage and giant corn growing on my lawn.
Oh shit! Not the Cobb Launcher! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Save me ZomBoss save meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
oh yeah when I say "lawn" I actually mean "farmland" and when I say "house" I actually mean "underground base"
 

Salad Is Murder

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Yeah, bite it the fuck back! Now it's infected with human cooties! Suck on that you undead pile of, uh, reanimated peoples!
 

ArchBlade

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Either shoot myself in the head or ask any companions I may have with me to do so.

Whether or not my consciousness carries over to the zombified state or no, I wouldn't intend to find out. I'd rather simply die than become a danger to any of my loved ones who would still be alive, what's more, a very likely mindless beast.
 

Not G. Ivingname

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Madara XIII said:
Not G. Ivingname said:
interspark said:
Disaster strikes! As you're fighting off those creepy zombies (cookie for reference) you get bitten on the arm and the end of your time as a human draws all the nearer. The question is, how do you react to this plot twist in life?

ironically enough, the captcha for this reads "bitter end" :p

edit: this kinda reminds me of an idea i had for the zombie apocalypse, i'd make bullets... out of zombie teeth! i'd probably never use them but they'd be great for threatening people and disposing of really bad guys without guilt and best of all, making people lead me to any known cure
Where is the "chop off arm to avoid the spread of the infection" choice?
I always wondered about that. I mean if your hand gets bit, can't your hurry up and chop it off so as to prevent it from spreading. I mean logic would deduce such a move to be correct.
Some films/games do show that as the only way to live, others the infection spreads to fast (such as 28 days later) for anything to be done.
 

The Hero Killer

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Theres too many unanswered questions about becoming a zombie. Do you die and your body just animates itself without any brain function or is it more like de-evolving into a state to where you are only concerned with feeding? Am I aware while a zombie or would it just be my corpse causing harm after I'm gone?

Regardless, I'd probably just stick it out for as long as I can hoping I can some how fight it off or live long enough to find a cure. I'd much rather be left alone or abandoned than be shot by my companions.
 

Ogargd

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I think the amount of people whom chose suicide is absolute rubbish, while I can see how perhaps a third of that many people may be 'heroic' enough to do something like that I believe that the rest are probably having themselves on. There is nothing unheroic about not killing yourself, no matter what.
 

ghostrider409895

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I would take the "bullet to the brain" approach, but I would not just do it the instant I am bitten, and I would not use a gun to the brain - more likely plastic explosives or a frag to take out the entire body.
I will essentially spend my last moments killing as many zombies as I can. Once I pick off all of the loner zombies I can, I will either draw in as many more as I can or run into a large zombie crowd. Then, I will let them come all around me, pull what pin I need to pull( or flip the switch to any explosives), press the explosive to my chest, and go out laughing like a maniac.
 

Drizzitdude

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Pft. Why watching the3 disease/curse tick down at my life I would simply use 'cleanse' and then 'purify' just to make sure. Then I would proceed to beat the undead senseless with divine storm+ consecration + exorcism. OH you mean real life! I would run in with a longsword and a bomb strapped to my chest. That way once my old survivor group sees that I've stopped slashing they will know to detonate me. GLORIOUS CHARGE
 

Torrasque

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My "other" option is to lure as many zombies to me and go out with a very satisfying bang.