Poll: Oh No! You've Been Bitten by a Zombie!

[Jodah]

I always said in the event of a zombie apocalypse if I survive the initial outbreak but get trapped/bitten I would go out with a bang. My plan involves a great deal of explosives and the song Hero (if its my last stand) or Monster (if I got bit) both by Skillet.

 

[Iconsting]

Run into a crowd of zombies with all manner of explosives and deadly things. Take out as many as possible.

 

[loc978]

If I was absolutely certain I was going to run into a zombie I'd shoot myself. Nobody finds that shit attractive.

actually...
Rule 36 [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2036] dictates that someone out there has a zombie fetish. Being female, you'd have a better chance than half of the zombie population of finding zombie lovin'.

...that's why I chose to chain myself to the wall. There has to be a dominatrix with a zombie bondage fetish out there somewhere.

 

[The Last Nomad]

Zombie time. All you motherfuckers who used to be my friends better start running.

Unless there is some sort of cure, then I'll go straight for it.

 

[arcus_angelus]

I chose "Other", mostly because I might be one of the ones who can't get infected. So lock me in a cage, and wait to see if I turn. If I do, do your business. If I don't, let's go save the world shall we?

 

[Wolfe M. Howler]

I would attach as many knives to myself as possible and wear a helmet made out of C4. I might as well give myself the best advantage in un-death.

 

[TheTurtleMan]

Tell the rest of the members of my group goodbye and explain the situation. Then I grab a hefty knife and a shotgun to go on one last suicidal rampage against the zombies. I've already been bit and as long as they don't eat me alive, there isn't much they can do to me. Basically the take as many of them with me as possible strategy.

Although, if I wasn't in a good mood that day and didn't really like the group I was with, I would gather everyone around and bite as many of them as possible to be an asshole. Maybe pee in the water source if that would work instead. Missery loves company right?

 

[Foxblade618]

You folks have no imagination; rather than brain and bullet hook up, I would run and attract the horde to a large propane tank - like you'd find in the parking lot of an ACE hardware - and blow that up, thus allowing my comrades to escape and take down a large chunk of the horde population whilst ending my own suffering. WINGO DINGO!

 

[Phoenixlight]

I always thought that if you stopped the infection soon enough, you could get zombie abilities without being a full term zombie. Like if a zombie bit my leg and I chopped it off and replaced it with a prosthetic before I got full term zombified, maybe I could run faster or have better senses.

Well from all of the zombie films/games that i've seen they're usually slow and mentally retarded so acquiring their "special" abilities probably wouldn't be a good idea.

 

[imnot]

GO find some girls, Bitches love it when you get bitten by a zombie
[small]Cant belive I just said that[/small]

 

[Suomimaster]

Fact: Zombies don't eat other zombies.
I'll take something sharp, and long edged and charge to the other zombies. My brains, my delicious braaaains might get hardwired to just kill the zombies, and as I keep zombiefying other zombies start ignoring me as I keep killing them.

 

[Norendithas]

If I'm with those I care about, I would probably shoot myself.
If I'm all alone, no wonder I got bit by a zombie, and I'd probably just go on a killing spree for as long as I can.

If there were any reason someone needed to fend off oncoming zombies for a group of people, I'd probably do the second one to help them.

 

[Harveypot]

Probably just accept it then go and live in my best friend's shed and play video games.

 

[interspark]

no one can fight for ever i would make sure to kill the one that infected me and just go one with my fate. it happens.

oh my god... you and i have the two most awesome pokemon avatars in existance! but in the interest of side-stepping vanity- hehe, your avatar's hilarious!

 

[Daverson]

Seriously though, I'd probably just duct-tape a landmine to myself and hope for the best. I'm not too sure why I'd do this, but I'm sure whatever happens, it'd be pretty cool to watch.

 

[YourMom]

Well it depends, is this a real zombie or just some one with a disease.
If Its the latter I'll just kill myself, if its the former I'll bandage up the wound kill the zombie that bit me and be on my not so merry way.

 

[Suomimaster]

The thought would be "Why Zombies?.. Why can't it be a Vampire?.. Hunnnngryyy... " then suddenly get the desire to eat Faggots, Brain's Faggots.
Read before you flame [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28food%29]

I thought this is ******. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(unit)]

 

[Vidiot]

Let's see, am I a protagonist in any zombie game? If so, I'm probably immune, so no worries. If not, then it depends on if enough people are alive enough to be researching a cure.