Poll: Relationship question

[AssassinJoe]

The android...... don't look at me like that!

With the android, their is no worrying about STDs or having a kid. Unless you want a kid, in which case you can always adopt.

 

[nunqual]

Uhm, the human. An android creeps me the shit out. What will she do while I'm sleeping, just stand in the corner with glowing red eyes and stare at me?

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

Uhm, the human. An android creeps me the shit out. What will she do while I'm sleeping, just stand in the corner with glowing red eyes and stare at me?

Um, remember. she's indistinguishable from a normal person. that includes behavior.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

OMFG ROBOTZ BUTTSECKS FTW!!!1!!11!

Gross, fuck the robot. Humans rule!

hmm, maybe I shouldn't have typed down that last paragraph.

 

[SilverUchiha]

If the human woman wanted to have kids one day, I'd probably go for her because that's how I roll. But if she didn't, I'd probably go with the android only because it just makes more sense. No disease or other physical flaws normal humans have. No problems.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

I think the human, just because a) the machine could break down or be invaded by a malignant me-hating virus...

Plus I just think an android would be...wrong...

 

[quiet_samurai]

Er... I would probably take both of them. I'd just explain to the human that's it's just a fucking robot and doesn't really matter. Besides think of the fun we could have baby?

And if I got tire of the robot i could just kill it without worry or consequences.

 

[lacktheknack]

Judging by my response when "Fisto" was revealed... I'm gonna have to say the real girl.

I mean, I have to stop laughing at some point, right?

 

[gallaetha_matt]

It's okay. I learned about delicate social situations like this from a little show called 'Three's Company.'

 

[Lono Shrugged]

Situations like this are quite interesting. Which brings us to tonight's Wørd:

Polyamory.

In my entire life I have not seen one occasion where this has not ended in a trainwreck for at least one person. So obviously that gets my vote

 

[Dogstile]

I've seen how bad computer viruses can get. I'll take the human.

Fuck you SKYNET

 

[gl1koz3]

Even getting into a relationship here is like too much work.

 

[Mistermixmaster]

Human, simply because I'd like to be a dad someday (if that's ok with my partner at that time).

 

[Cain_Zeros]

I'd go with the human, because I want to have children at one point. And, well, to be honest I'd feel a little weird knowing my woman's an android.

 

[Ironman126]

In the spirit of Fallout: New Vegas, do FISTO proud, and bang the robot...

 

[Nietz]

Can't I have both, one is considered a partner, the other one is masturbatory aid. I'll let you guys figure that one out.

--OR--

I would take them both, because I am KHAN, leader of the Marsian invasion force. I have come to enslave you all, man and machine!

 

[the rye]

The android would be a scientific break through and i would sell it to the military or a company for a hefty profit.