Poll: Relationship question

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Imperioratorex Caprae

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Human, please... no offense to the robot but how the fuck am I supposed to know she isn't programmed to like me/be my perfect mate. I need reality not simulations.
 

archvile93

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Well my first thought would be, "We have those?" Then I'd probably pick the human because the primary purpose of sex is reproduction which as you said cannot be accomplished with an android.
 

The Afrodactyl

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Make it seem like I'm going with the android, then split it's braincase wih a fire axe.

Then proceed to the human female and have consentual, missionary-position sex for the sheer purpose of procreation.
 

kannibus

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Dude, obviously the robochick.

No kids? That's like a done deal right frickin there.

Virus? Hey AVG's available for free and it's been pretty damn good for me.
 

Jedoro

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I'd take the human chick, if the only deciding factor was flesh or metal.
 

JUMBO PALACE

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Human. For children and just because, well, she wouldn't be a FUCKING ROBOT.
 

Kevonovitch

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speaking as a guy that loves sex, and hates kids, i'd have to go w/ the android. if there both on par, except that minor detail, think of the money i'll save not having to buy condoms! or abortions, or NOT HAVING CHILDREN, but STILL enjoying sex :D
 

RanD00M

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You had me for the android at "Can not reproduce."
Unprotected sex, here I come.
 

thenumberthirteen

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After seeing Daryl Hannah in Blade Runner I'd have to go Android. Having an awesome robot girlfriend would be cool. I suppose it would be a bit of a problem when we went on our honeymoon and she sets of the metal detectors, but I could live with it. I wish I were an Android sometimes, or a Replicator. Yeah that'd be so great... what was I talking about?
 

MasterOfWorlds

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I'd have to go with the human. Nothing against robots, but I want to have children of my own one day, and I'm not sure I'd really buy into the whole "robots can love too" thing. I'd always wonder if it wasn't just programmed to love me or something, and I would always wonder if it was real, the love, not the robot. Not that having a robot for a lover wouldn't have its advantages, no STDs, wouldn't get sick in the human sense of the word, etc etc, but I'd still have to go with the human.
 

Chewster

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I don't really know how to answer this, as not enough details are given. If forced to choose, probably the android, just for the novelty factor and so I could say I'm on the cutting edge of dating, or whatever.

gallaetha_matt said:
It's okay. I learned about delicate social situations like this from a little show called 'Three's Company.'
Well played.
 

Hoopybees

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Pfft. This would never happen. I have enough difficulty attracting one person, let alone one person and one android. If by some miricle it did happen I would have a threesome ASAP before my luck changed.

Actually that sounds pretty sweet. I'll be in my bunk.
 

Keltrick

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I would take the human. Now, here me out, there is NOTHING wrong with that amazing techno gal in my mind (insert mandatory bow chica wow wow) I'm sure she could show me a good time all the same.

I chose human because I don't see a downside. The robot girl can't have a child with me, and like most humans ... hey, I'm a narcissistic prick, and I want a tiny little me running around my feet one day. A child is a big relationship thing, taking that on together. Yes I could adopt, but the option is nice.

Also there is the psychological part of it. I know she is a robot. If it's realistic enough I can block that out for a bit here and there, but in the end I know its not human. I dont think I could connect to it as much. I would always be asking "Do I love her as much as I would a human" and even MORE insecure "Can she really LOVE me? How does she appreciate all I do for her, and what we share? She is just programmed that way. >_>" Granted, the human mind is just 'programmed' to function how it does, but you get what I mean... We, as humans, have a hard enough time accepting that all HUMANS are the same as us... imagine that step, trying to connect to something not even living.

In the end, whats the downside to having a real woman?
 

Keltrick

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MasterOfWorlds said:
I'd have to go with the human. Nothing against robots, but I want to have children of my own one day, and I'm not sure I'd really buy into the whole "robots can love too" thing. I'd always wonder if it wasn't just programmed to love me or something, and I would always wonder if it was real, the love, not the robot. Not that having a robot for a lover wouldn't have its advantages, no STDs, wouldn't get sick in the human sense of the word, etc etc, but I'd still have to go with the human.
THIS!!!!!(EeeHee, went back to read some more responses, after I psoted. You said my feelings exactly. )
 

Peteron

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Cannot trust robots, and I never will. I don't mind your average working robot or like a Gundam or something. But it really bothers me if robots are trying to mimic a human lifestyle. There is something eerie about it. iRobot being the perfect example of my feelings.