Poll: Sex or Escapist

[SuperNova221]

I'd consider my sexuality as asexual, or senile, more senile than asexual. So I simply have no desrie to have sex. So I chose the second option.

 

[soren7550]

I'm a virgin, so I hardly know what I'm missing.

So... I voted to go make a MLP thread. But I'm not even going to.

^this -_-'

Make some room for me please?

 

[Chris646]

I'm gonna have to go with The Escapist on this one.

 

[ssgt splatter]

I chose sex. I don't have a girlfriend but I still choose sex.

This site is fun and I use it to blow off some steam or to just watch the next funny ZP episode or read threads that make me laugh.

Also, what's a MLP thread?

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Well what will it be, primal urges or loyalty to a great fucking site.

You realize every single person here who chooses sex won't actually be for primal urges, but simply because this is a website in which people chat, and well... I'm sorry, but for whatever reason you're making love or having sex with someone, it's not ALWAYS about primal urges. My girlfriend simply means more to me than this site does. Doesn't mean I'm giving into my primal urges to much as expressing my love to her in a different way

 

[Syphous]

Escapist or sex? It's a website, there are like dozens of websites I think. But only one penis that is attached to me, and it is glorious. Heil mein peener!

 

[s0p0g]

oooh, now here's a tough one... wait, what?

assuming it's with one a my girlfriend (hey [privacy protection] if you read this: just kidding), i'll prefer the real body of my real girlfriend to have some real sex to posting... something on some virtual space; i don't think it even is a viable question. (unless there's a new ZP. then she'll have to wait the ~5 minutes ^^ )

then again, i forgot how many people 'round here claim to be wannabe are asexual, so i guess it's legit ^^

 

[Snork Maiden]

OT; it really just depends on who I'm getting the sex from >.>

Agreed. How shall we resolve this situation, hmm?

Room for a third? It's cold on my own.

 

[Rascarin]

Sex. Of course. I mean, I enjoy the Escapist, but not THAT much.

 

[Dango]

I'm a teenage virgin, and in no rush to lose my virginity, so I say escapist.

 

[the jellyman]

Has anyone actually made this decision for real? Possible sex could count, I guess. I've done that one.

Can't remember what I chose, but I guess it was the right choice.

 

[Feralcentaur]

Well, you can't get an STD from going on My little pony threads...
At least I think you can't...

 

[redisforever]

Sex, then Escapist. What? It's not like the internet will disappear while I'm busy.

 

[DoctorPhil]

If only quiting the escapist would magicaly get me a girlfriend, I'd know what I'd do.

 

[Yureina]

OT; it really just depends on who I'm getting the sex from >.>

Agreed. How shall we resolve this situation, hmm?

Room for a third? It's cold on my own.

O_O I don't know! I'll have to ask Julian. XD

Though now that I am thinking about it more... no, I'd rather take sex. Nevermind. XD

 

[Paragon Fury]

Since I'm probably never ever going to have a girlfriend or sex, I'll choose the Escapist.

 

[Lenin211]

Must post, no human contact nessesary

 

[Formica Archonis]

Most of my Escapist time is at work.

I can get away with reading the Escapist at work. Sex? Not so much.

 

[Caliostro]

I'm sorry, I love the Escapist, but if you pick ANY website over "sex", either you never had any in your life, or at least any good. Or you're just being dishonest. Also possible.

I would probably leave my own funeral early for a good round in the hay.

I'd very much enjoy leaving my own funeral for ANY reason. Mostly on account of "not being dead anymore".

 

[LightspeedJack]

I'm guessing that 11% are those pesky "asexuals" (lol).