Poll: Sex or Escapist

[Risingblade]

The benefit of being a lurker is you can have sex now and go on the escapist later

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

61 people would rather Escapist?!?!

 

[ShadowsofHope]

..If I had to choose between sex and the Escapist?

I'm sorry, but.. fuck you, Escapist. I'm going to go have some h4wt, steamy se- oh wait.

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[Samwise137]

At the moment, my girlfriend is doing her homework. Thusly, my answer is Escapist. On ANY other occasion, my answer would be sex.

 

[butterkniferampage]

Seriously, man? Who in their right mind would neglect their girlfriend for a website? They wouldn't have a girlfriend for long.

I do. I have. But I'd still take the sex over the Escapist. She understood.

 

[Snork Maiden]

Room for one more

OT: Yeah, sex. I like this site, but sex is just so more... great

4 people? Guess this is an orgy now! XD

Annnd... this line of conversation demonstrated our commitment to sexytimes. We all met here though! XD

Can I partake in aformentioned orgy? X3

You know what they say, the more the merrier!

Best orgy description I've heard is "the more the sweatier, the sweatier the merrier."

 

[Laser Priest]

Can I have sex with the Escapist?

Otherwise, I'm just going to assume this sex is however I want with whoever I please, so I'm going to have to go with that. Sorry, Escapist, but you're not the only forum on the internet and you certainly aren't sex.

 

[dicai]

Let me get a girlfriend first (and she's willing to have sex with me) and then I'll let you know.

But yeah, in those short periods of time when I had a special someone, I didn't browse the internet as much as I do when single... Those relationship-thingies sure demand a lot of time!

 

[Kermi]

Would I give up the Escapist if the alternative was never having sex again? You bet your ass I would.

Thankfully my wife has not imposed any such rules on me. I don't imagine why she would. In fact, why are sex and the Escapist even at all opposed here? They're about as unrelated as you can get.

 

[Simalacrum]

....Yeah, considering I'm coming on here less and less these days anyways (sadface), I'd definitely choose sex

 

[Jake the Snake]

*facepalm* look, as much as I love this place, I'm not giving up sex for it, you dig?

 

[The Night Shade]

Do you honestly need to think about it SEX

 

[The Random One]

I prefer sex with an escapist.

 

[dante brevity]

It's nice here, but my wife is hotter than your avatar.

 

[gamefreakbsp]

No real difficulty here. Sex all the way.

 

[natster43]

Depends. If I give up this site will I get some? Also do I find the other person attracive.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Sorry escapist, but I like sticking my dick in things more than hanging out here. Or at least I think I do, virgin as I am.

And with that, you have summed up my position. Seriously, every word.

 

[Rottweiler]

Indeed, while I am a dedicated fan...no, I'd have to go with sexual congress.

However, that is the true joy of the Escapist. The Escapist is there for us, 24 hours a day. When we are down, or need a pickup, we can come here and have our spirits lifted.

I mean, really, without Yahtzee abusing me and my preconceptions, I would remain mired in ignorance and, possibly, play bad games.

 

[Kraj]

I'm sorry, the escapist is a great network of people, but almost everything for me trumps reading threads and posting. Escapist is what I do in found time when there isn't a large enough chunk of minutes for something else.

Sex is also amazing and involves naked girls. /win. sorry escapist.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Nuts, double post.