Poll: Sex or Escapist

[ethan22122]

Both at the same time, simple.

 

[Ken Sapp]

The Escapist will still be here tomorrow but birth control has a use by date.

 

[brinvixen]

Let's go with sex. I love you Escapist, but I love sex just a little bit more =)

 

[Ghostkai]

Obviously sex, are you mad?

 

[Sir Mate]

Escapist = Free-time
Sex = GOOD time

MLP > Life

Do the math.

 

[Amberella]

Making love to my boyfriend. <3

 

[Vern5]

Looking at the poll... wait, hang on I'm still calculating

...

Yeah, i'm pretty sure that sex will always be better than writing threads.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

I'm asexual so answer is obvious.

 

[ComicsAreWeird]

Sorry, Escapist..but sex wins almost everytime...against almost everything

 

[Communist partisan]

I'm starting to get really bored of the Escapist and spend most of my time on Funnyjunk and 4chan and I got a GF I love... so yeah, I choose sex.

 

[SuperNova221]

I'm guessing that 11% are those pesky "asexuals" (lol).

The commonly cited percentage of asexuality is ~1%. Give maybe an extra percent or two given that this is the internet. Then I'm guessing the rest would be made up of virgins who wouldn't want to rush it (derived from just reading the thread) and people who and trying to be funny/annoying/ruin the results.

 

[zombiesinc]

Sex, without a moment's hesitation. As much time as I spend on this site, and enjoy that time, I simply couldn't choose it over sex.

 

[Brinnmilo]

The sex wasn't specified. So I had to choose the Escapist.

Sure most sex is great how ever the possibility (as the sex wasn't specified) of being ploughed by a man the size of a horse cancels out all the positives.

 

[Irridium]

OT; it really just depends on who I'm getting the sex from >.>

Agreed. How shall we resolve this situation, hmm?

Room for a third? It's cold on my own.

O_O I don't know! I'll have to ask Julian. XD

Though now that I am thinking about it more... no, I'd rather take sex. Nevermind. XD

Room for one more

OT: Yeah, sex. I like this site, but sex is just so more... great

 

[Legendairy314]

Sex until I don't have the energy to climb stairs...THEN the Escapist. Sleep is for the weak.

 

[RoyalWelsh]

Sex obviously, no contest.

 

[Goofguy]

Had to go with sex on this one. Doesn't matter if it's a girlfriend, one night stand or friend with benefits. Besides, the poll never said it had to be one or the other for the rest of my life. So naturally, I would go with sex at any given time as the Escapist can wait the extra 2 minutes.

 

[fluffybunny937]

I've never had sex before, but I have been on the Escapist. So I'll go with the Escapist because I already know of it's high quality.

 

[LightspeedJack]

I'm guessing that 11% are those pesky "asexuals" (lol).

The commonly cited percentage of asexuality is ~1%. Give maybe an extra percent or two given that this is the internet. Then I'm guessing the rest would be made up of virgins who wouldn't want to rush it (derived from just reading the thread) and people who and trying to be funny/annoying/ruin the results.

Well it looks like you haven't been on this site too long so let me fill you in. Whenever there is a thread related to sex on here LOADS of virgins who don't want to seem pathetic claim to be "asexual".

 

[LittleChone]

Why not both at the same time?

Oh yeah!