Poll: Sex or Escapist

[DoctorPhil]

If only quiting the escapist would magicaly get me a girlfriend, I'd know what I'd do.

 

[Yureina]

OT; it really just depends on who I'm getting the sex from >.>

Agreed. How shall we resolve this situation, hmm?

Room for a third? It's cold on my own.

O_O I don't know! I'll have to ask Julian. XD

Though now that I am thinking about it more... no, I'd rather take sex. Nevermind. XD

 

[Paragon Fury]

Since I'm probably never ever going to have a girlfriend or sex, I'll choose the Escapist.

 

[Lenin211]

Must post, no human contact nessesary

 

[Formica Archonis]

Most of my Escapist time is at work.

I can get away with reading the Escapist at work. Sex? Not so much.

 

[Caliostro]

I'm sorry, I love the Escapist, but if you pick ANY website over "sex", either you never had any in your life, or at least any good. Or you're just being dishonest. Also possible.

I would probably leave my own funeral early for a good round in the hay.

I'd very much enjoy leaving my own funeral for ANY reason. Mostly on account of "not being dead anymore".

 

[LightspeedJack]

I'm guessing that 11% are those pesky "asexuals" (lol).

 

[ethan22122]

Both at the same time, simple.

 

[Ken Sapp]

The Escapist will still be here tomorrow but birth control has a use by date.

 

[brinvixen]

Let's go with sex. I love you Escapist, but I love sex just a little bit more =)

 

[Ghostkai]

Obviously sex, are you mad?

 

[Sir Mate]

Escapist = Free-time
Sex = GOOD time

MLP > Life

Do the math.

 

[Amberella]

Making love to my boyfriend. <3

 

[Vern5]

Looking at the poll... wait, hang on I'm still calculating

...

Yeah, i'm pretty sure that sex will always be better than writing threads.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

I'm asexual so answer is obvious.

 

[ComicsAreWeird]

Sorry, Escapist..but sex wins almost everytime...against almost everything

 

[Communist partisan]

I'm starting to get really bored of the Escapist and spend most of my time on Funnyjunk and 4chan and I got a GF I love... so yeah, I choose sex.

 

[SuperNova221]

I'm guessing that 11% are those pesky "asexuals" (lol).

The commonly cited percentage of asexuality is ~1%. Give maybe an extra percent or two given that this is the internet. Then I'm guessing the rest would be made up of virgins who wouldn't want to rush it (derived from just reading the thread) and people who and trying to be funny/annoying/ruin the results.

 

[zombiesinc]

Sex, without a moment's hesitation. As much time as I spend on this site, and enjoy that time, I simply couldn't choose it over sex.