Poll: Superman Vs. Batman

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quiet_samurai

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Superman of course. He's nice and friendly and will let you take his picture with him while he helps old ladies across the street. Batman would never do any of these things, which is why he's so much cooler.
 
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I remember a time when Alfred took out Superman with a kryptonite stalactite stuffed down the barrel of a shotgun. So since both Batman AND his butler can beat up Superman, if we're going to discuss combat don't we have to figure out who would win between Batman and Alfred? Supes didn't make it to the finals.

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I'll be. The poll DID mention personality. Honestly nobody in this thread would want to talk to Batman twice. Even when he's being a smarmy rich playboy it's just an act. Bruce Wayne is like Dexter without the catharsis of his little hobby or the cool background narration. He's a cool concept, but you don't want him to date your sister. Clark Kent may be so damned GOOD you can't stand it, but he seems like he'd be the successful big brother or indulgent young uncle who always supports you and really believes all the boy scout speeches he gives.
 

The Salty Vulcan

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I dont think its really possible to say who is better.

Both of their backstories are simply to big

Batman is this operatic saga of pain, tragedy, law and order while Superman is just epic. He's the last of his kind, capable of doing anything except be normal.

I think both characters are equally awesome
 

SsilverR

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OHHHH personality ... thought you meant "who would win" ... and i know batman would
 

Zaydin

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Superman is a dick. And over-powered, at that. Want proof that Superman is an ass? go to www.superdickery.com. Batman has issues, but at least he doesn't have Supermans record of murder and the like, so he gets the nod in my book.
 

Anarchy In Detroit

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Neither character is someone I can relate to, but then again if you're looking for that in a comic book then fuck you.

Batman is better. Why? Superman is too good at too much. All he has to worry about is kryptonite, and quite frankly that narrows the risk in your life down to a point where you need no fear. If Superman has a problem after all he can do you can pretty much chalk it up to him being a big whiney *****.
 

Peter Griffin

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By adding this spin you take away the whole argument, they are obviously even, they both have a good back story and personality, but if the twist weren't here, Batman all the way, he has over come odds by becoming a normal every day Super Hero by using his money. FTW!!!
 

Zaydin

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Anarchy In Detroit said:
Neither character is someone I can relate to, but then again if you're looking for that in a comic book then fuck you.

Batman is better. Why? Superman is too good at too much. All he has to worry about is kryptonite, and quite frankly that narrows the risk in your life down to a point where you need no fear. If Superman has a problem after all he can do you can pretty much chalk it up to him being a big whiney *****.
Yeah, on superdickery, they show Superman had a habit of making up powers as it suited him. Course, the point was also made that since so many can get kryptonite, why does Superman even go outside?