Poll: The Best Topping

[Caffiene]

Pepperoni.

Cheese is good, but can get a bit much and/or a bit boring after a few slices.
Chicken and mushroom can be ok but they dont work on the leftovers.
Mushroom, anchovies, pineapple etc go cold too fast and hot pizza with cold clammy stuff on top just isnt acceptable.
Bacon is great, but the stuff I get on pizzas isnt bacon its more like little cubes of chewy gristle.
Beef and italian sausage are also acceptable, but best paired with the pepperoni.

BBQ sauce I just dont understand.

 

[Autumnflame]

All hail the mighty Anchovy.

In either a garlic and anchovy pizzete.

Or added to multi chesse pizzas.
or pepperoni and anchovy.

Lets the salty times roll

 

[putowtin]

Making me hungry!

Ham, mushroom and black olives.... mummmmmmm!

 

[King of Asgaard]

I came into the thread ready to answer with pepperoni, but one of the poll options is 'cheese', which presented a bit of a quandary. For all my love of pepperoni, I've never had a pizza without cheese on it. So, I'm going to assume that the best topping is aside from the prerequisite cheese that all pizzas must have. As you may have gathered, my pick is pepperoni, the best kind of piggy meaty.

 

[Story]

I mean you really can't go wrong with cheese. Some people might not like Pepperoni or Mushroom or Pineapple, but cheese? Cheese is always the default choice. I mean it's on every "proper" pizza pie for crying out loud.

 

[Drops a Sweet Katana]

Meat feast. Because I like having several types of meat in my mouth at once. Insert dick joke here. And here for good measure.

 

[Willstown]

Meat, meat meaty meat meat.

But really, spiced Sausage, jalapeno, rocket and mozarella.

Though our local does a chilli, tandoori chicken, bbq chicken and pinapple pizza and it's surprisingly awesome.

 

[Euryalus]

Pepperoni, mushroom and chilli flakes, topped with spicy buffalo sauce.

Nothing better than that, its pretty much one of my favorite things to eat.

You had me up until buffalo sauce. It may not have been the best combo, but I was shaking my head saying "That's respectab... Eww! Buffalo sauce!"

WHAT THE HELL?! I must be in Hell since it seems like every human other than ME knows that green peppers RUINS 99% of the stuff that you apply it to...

Wait... You like green peppers? Or you don't?

Almost everyone but you knows they ruin everything?

 

[Wereduck]

Anyone who says Hawaiian is literally worse than Mecha Hitler. You don't put fruit on pizza.

'But technically tomato is a fru-'

[HEADING=1]No![/HEADING]

You shut your damn mouth.


Pepperoni all the way baby. Meat makes everything better.

Sorry wolf-goddess; peperoni is only good when it's been pre-fried so it's crispy and doesn't urinate orange oil all over my pizza.

Also, I have three words for all the hawiian-pizza naysayers: dried pineapple chunks.

 

[Euryalus]

Making me hungry!

Ham, mushroom and black olives.... mummmmmmm!

I made myself hungry after making this thread... then all those filthy Hawaiian lovers ruined my appetite! xD

You guys are collectively crazy!

 

[Euryalus]

Pepperoni, mushroom and chilli flakes, topped with spicy buffalo sauce.

Nothing better than that, its pretty much one of my favorite things to eat.

You had me up until buffalo sauce. It may not have been the best combo, but I was shaking my head saying "That's respectab... Eww! Buffalo sauce!"

I was dubious at first, but I tried it and it was perfection, then again, I love my Pizza to be spicy as fucking all hell.

I like spicy too, but Buffalo sauce is spicy sweet D:

You can't put sweet on pizza!

...By the way, Is Japanese pizza good? Try throwing unagi on a slice. Report back to us!

 

[Mr Fixit]

None of the above, those choices are much to limited. It has gotta be grilled chicken, sliced meatballs, mushrooms, black olives & fresh mozzarella. That combo right there is so awesome the woman that brought it to my table walked it around the restaurant & all the other people just stared in awe of it's gloriousness... several of them had to ask what was on it because it smelled so damn good.

 

[mitchell271]

I'm going to get so much shit for this but Hawaiian is delicious
SCREW YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT

 

[freaper]

All the cheese! No scrubby cheddar either, give me some of that blue cheese!

 

[Euryalus]

Pepperoni, mushroom and chilli flakes, topped with spicy buffalo sauce.

Nothing better than that, its pretty much one of my favorite things to eat.

You had me up until buffalo sauce. It may not have been the best combo, but I was shaking my head saying "That's respectab... Eww! Buffalo sauce!"

I was dubious at first, but I tried it and it was perfection, then again, I love my Pizza to be spicy as fucking all hell.

I like spicy too, but Buffalo sauce is spicy sweet D:

You can't put sweet on pizza!

...By the way, Is Japanese pizza good? Try throwing unagi on a slice. Report back to us!

I use this stuff.

Spoiler: Pure divine magnificence

Not sure I would call it sweet.

Also, will do, have yet to have a Pizza here, its mostly been rice and noodle dishes, all of which have been amazeballs.

Ohhhhh! I usually take buffalo sauce to mean a sweet and spicy barbecue sauce like on Buffalo chicken or pulled pork sandwhiches.

I love Frank's red hot... I put that shit on everything (hur hur)!

Never tried the buffalo flavor though. Just original.

We are no longer in conflict. Carry on

 

[Euryalus]

I'm going to get so much shit for this but Hawaiian is delicious
SCREW YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT

Hawaiian pizza was the invention of the debil collaborating with Cthulhu and kinky wiccan chicks. It's super evil.

...I do love pineapple alone though.

 

[Wereduck]

Aggree completely about hotsauce ^ but sweet BBQ can be good too.
Also, green peppers are only tolerable when they're un-steamed. Nothing more disgusting than mushy pepers in food.

Most importantly; sliced meatballs are fucking EPIC. Crisp & meaty but not greasy. It saddens me to think of all the years I spent eating pizza before I found out about sliced meatballs. Breaks my heart to think of all the pizza eaters who still live in ignorance today.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

People almost never want to get my preferred toppings.

The solution to solving all pizza based arguments is the glorious Four Seasons, OP. If anyone requires plain old tomato and mozzarella let them have those slices and claim the three other quarters (mushroom & ham, salami & peppers and olives & anchovies) for the normal people.

And always get garlic bread.

 

[theSteamSupported]

In some pizzerias in Sweden, you can order pizza with pommes frites on top. It's so fucking good.

 

[JokerCrowe]

But...
But...
I like Hawaiian...

Hawaiian is honestly the only pizza I eat. xD
I've eaten some pizza with mushrooms and found it to be pretty ok, but minced meat, anchovies, or jalapeños are just. Just no.

I don't eat pizza that often but when I do, I always order Hawaiian with an ice cold fanta orange. ^w^
(And to those of you who think Hawaiian is "literally worse than Mecha Hitler": You don't have to eat it yourself you know... -__-'