Poll: The Best Topping

[Euryalus]

Picture this.

You've been work since six in the morning. Sweat pours down your body as you type furiously on your computer pretending to look busy filling out paperwork and making your company rich with all your productivity.

If you had abs and were shirtless, they'd be gleaming in the light of your office's shitty overhead lighting.

As the clock strikes 5 you get up to leave, your 10 hours plus lunch punched in. You feel accomplished but also tired. Ready to go home so you can relax and eat dinner.

After the 20 minute commute, you get home. Your roomate is already there, sitting on the couch playing Kirby on his DS.

Your stomach growling, you ask if he wants pizza for dinner.

Because he's a rational human being he shouts yes!

...But then asks for you to get a large cheese... Cheese... the heathen.

...So yeah embellishments aside, this happens a lot. People almost never want to get my preferred toppings.

I prefer either pepperoni and black olives or ham, green peppers, and onions. The objectively best choice of pizza toppings. Science proves it!

What do you guys get, and why are you doing it wrong if you aren't choosing the above choices?

TL;DR What is the best pizza topping or toppings?

[sub][sub]God Help you if you say Hawaiian [/sub][/sub]

 

[shootthebandit]

BBQ chicken and sweetcorn or meat feast calzone (with bolognaise sauce)

Why does it bother you what your room mate orders? Instead of sharing a pizza get one for yourself and if you dont finish it eat the rest at work the day.

If you do share just order what you want then take his toppings (so he just has cheese) and you have double toppings. Its only logical

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Anyone who says Hawaiian is literally worse than Mecha Hitler. You don't put fruit on pizza.

'But technically tomato is a fru-'

[HEADING=1]No![/HEADING]

You shut your damn mouth.


Pepperoni all the way baby. Meat makes everything better.

 

[Tahaneira]

Italian sausage is best topping.

Pepperoni is close, but the sausage reigns supreme.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Pepperoni, hands down. Best pizza topping.

 

[shootthebandit]

Anyone who says Hawaiian is literally worse than Mecha Hitler. You don't put fruit on pizza.

'But technically tomato is a fru-'

[HEADING=1]No![/HEADING]

You shut your damn mouth.


Pepperoni all the way baby. Meat makes everything better.

Technically jalapenos are a fruit. Jalapenos and pizza go really well together

 

[EeveeElectro]

I eat pizza about twice a year but when I do it always needs to have a BBQ base with either pepperoni or chicken with bacon.

I'm so fussy with my pizza I usually don't bother.

 

[Euryalus]

I eat pizza about twice a year but when I do it always needs to have a BBQ base with either pepperoni or chicken with bacon.

I'm so fussy with my pizza I usually don't bother.

Barbecue chicken and buffalo chicken pizza are amazing... but amazing in the way that I only want them once in a blue really scary red eyed moon. XD

...And I still can believe you don't like "normal" pizza. Does not compute. You be crazy Eevee.

 

[Euryalus]

BBQ chicken and sweetcorn or meat feast calzone (with bolognaise sauce)

Why does it bother you what your room mate orders? Instead of sharing a pizza get one for yourself and if you dont finish it eat the rest at work the day.

If you do share just order what you want then take his toppings (so he just has cheese) and you have double toppings. Its only logical

BECAUSE IT WAS CHEESE! WHO EATS JUST CHEESE?!

Shame on you if you do!

[sub][sub] It didn't, we got half and half. It just surprised me he wouldn't have any toppings XD[/sub][/sub]

 

[Colour Scientist]

Pepperoni and olives.

Yum. :3

All takeaway pizza is worthless without garlic dip though.

Spoiler

Edit: I didn't see the pepperoni and olives option and just voted for pepperoni.
Dammit!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Meat Feast. Pepperoni is not enough meat. Because there is no such thing as 'enough meat'.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Because there is no such thing as 'enough meat'.

No, too easy.
I'm 23 years old, I can't make the joke part of me wants to make.

 

[Euryalus]

Because there is no such thing as 'enough meat'.

No, too easy.
I'm 23 years old, I can't make the joke part of me wants to make.

Penis!

Meat Feast. Pepperoni is not enough meat. Because there is no such thing as 'enough meat'.

So basically a meat lovers pizza? Pepperoni, sausage, and ham?

Or more than that?

 

[Scarim Coral]

I preferable add pepperoni or any other meats (ideally it would be the beast feast which usually have meatball and sausage and maybe bacon aswell) follow by peppers or mushroon. The only toppings I don't like is pineabble and olvie.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

No, too easy.
I'm 23 years old, I can't make the joke part of me wants to make.

Huh, I really did not see that coming... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lZ8ENUQ-CQ&t=5s]

So basically a meat lovers pizza? Pepperoni, sausage, and ham?

Or more than that?

Basically yeah. Pepperoni, minced beef and ham are defaults, and sometimes chicken or sausage as well.

 

[kailus13]

Given that there's no option for just ham or ham and chicken, I'm afraid I have to pick the apparently blasphemous plain cheese.

I never order pizza anyway, I prefer pasta. That way I can get cheesy garlic bread as well.

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

Ham & Bacon. Dominos knows how to do it right.

 

[sky14kemea]

Chicken or bacon, and I usually ask for the pizza without any sauce if I'm eating it by myself.

I am a monster, I know.

 

[Barbas]

A Scotsman - haggis, black pudding and of course, cheese. GET IN MAH BELLY!

EDIT: And cheesy stuffed crust. Jimlad.

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

Peppers and onions is best pizza topping.
Maybe on top of some extra cheese.
Mmmm, extra always tastes better.