sky14kemea said:
Why do we need to decide on which flavour is the best? Why can't we all just live in harmony with our love of ice cream?
My name Da Orky Man, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the flavour of his choice?
'No!' says the man in the seaside resort, 'He will have our own locally-sourced option.' 'No!' says the man in the Odeon, 'He will have Rocky Road with sprinkles, chocolate chips and other overpriced extras' 'No!' says the man in the ice cream parlour, 'He will have some of everything.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Ben and Jerry's. A store where the customer would not fear the brain-freeze; where the server would not be bound by petty scoop sizes; where the vanilla would not be constrained by the chocolate! And with the sweat of your brow, Ben and Jerry's can become your ice cream brand as well.
Note: For those not in the know, Ben and Jerry's is a particularly delicious brand of ice-cream. No advertising is intended, I just couldn't make the pun work properly otherwise