Poll: The moon is falling...now what do you do?

[Exterminas]

Play the Song of Time.

DAMNIT!

There's always someone like a godsdamn lightspeed ninja just waiting to make my posts before me.

I was gonna say "I search my flat for my occarina. Gotta have this thing somewhere" What would have been your witty remark?

Edit: Drive to the point where it is going to crash and wait. I always wanted to brofist the moon. Coolest. Death. Ever.

 

[TAGM]

Panic. Scream things like "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" and "WHY DIDN'T I LEARN THE OCCARINA?!? I HAD IT RIGHT THERE!" Contemplate suicide, reject the idea, and continue on with my life, constatly looking up towards the moon to check it's progress.

 

[Iandiaeufaieubfeuihfi]

Basically a we love katamari parody being the fact that... FUCK IT IMMA PARTY!!!!

 

[MikailCaboose]

If I'm going to die in a few, why should I worry? Pull over friends, get the booze and chips and have an all nighter. Or a few. There's no use worrying afterall!

 

[PureChaos]

go to the 4 temples, defeat the monsters that inhabit them to free the 4 giants and call them to save us all

 

[MindBullets]

No, the Song of Time would only jump you back 3 days and prolong the impact. You have to play the Oath to Order and summon the four giants to stop it.

 

[AvsJoe]

Party like a rock star, like it's 1999, like a BOSS! And avoid the coastline because the waves will be tidal.

 

[laststandman]

Tell NASA to get Bruce Willis. This one's gonna be huge.

 

[EvilMaggot]

pull out my desert eagle and blow the shit out of the sky !

 

[TheGreenManalishi]

Play the Song of Time.

Sometimes the simplest answers are the best.

 

[Something Amyss]

Probably party. Or cower, because there's probably riots and looting going on.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

If I'm gonna die and can't do anthing about it I wanna have a good time.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Macgyvercas]

Play the Song of Time.

NINJA'D NINJA'D NINJA'D!

That was totally my first thought when I saw this thread.

 

[zehydra]

Play the song of time.

 

[C4N4DUCK18]

Well, if I know my Video Game History, I'll have to go to the four corners of the world, collect a whole bunch of masks, kill 4 giant creatures in this order: a jungle warrior, a mechanical bull, a mechanical fish, and twin flying centipedes. Then I have to go to the top of a clock tower, summon 4 giants who can hold the moon telekinetically while I fight a mask that turns into some f'd up version of an evil spirit dude.

And I'd have to do it in... 3 DAYS!!!???!? Ughh there goes my weekend. Better wash my tunics, polish my shield and see if I can borrow that Kokiri sword again. (hmm I haven't used that thing since that king of thieves guy from the desert started F#%^ing things up).

EDIT: I'd also play Dark Side of the Moon 40-ish minutes before the fall. Who needs the song of time when you've got Pink Floyd?

 

[TiredGiant]

masturbate, furiously. so life as usual I guess.

 

[The Heik]

You watch TV and you learn that the moon is falling.What would you do with your last few days?

Nuke it. The moon is mostly made up of rocks and water. Most of it wouldn't be a threat if blown into small enough pieces. Anyways, if we're gonna die, we might as well go with one hell of a fireworks display.

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

Arc Gurren Lagann is what I'd do. Then I'd punch something out of existence.

 

[Mr.France]

Probably cry for it a bit (I love the moon, and the song), then party like hell with firends, drinks and metal, very loud and very heavy metal.
Also:

Swim to Australia.

Also, hope it lands on France. (Inside joke)

Actually, I'd like to second the hope that it lands on France inside joke or not. Who needs France?

Thank you very much people!!! I might as well try to kill both of ya before I go for that!!!
(apologise for the shitty joke, but I just had to say it)