Poll: The moon is falling...now what do you do?

[TheRightToArmBears]

NUKE THE MOON!!!

In reality, shit myself, non stop.

 

[CoverYourHead]

Find a kid in a green tunic with a doofy green hat to play the Song of Time.

Play the Song of Time.

Take THAT ninja!

Damn you, Crimson! This isn't the last you'll hear of me! *Throws deku nut and vanishes*

 

[Exterminas]

Play the Song of Time.

DAMNIT!

There's always someone like a godsdamn lightspeed ninja just waiting to make my posts before me.

I was gonna say "I search my flat for my occarina. Gotta have this thing somewhere" What would have been your witty remark?

Edit: Drive to the point where it is going to crash and wait. I always wanted to brofist the moon. Coolest. Death. Ever.

 

[TAGM]

Panic. Scream things like "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" and "WHY DIDN'T I LEARN THE OCCARINA?!? I HAD IT RIGHT THERE!" Contemplate suicide, reject the idea, and continue on with my life, constatly looking up towards the moon to check it's progress.

 

[Iandiaeufaieubfeuihfi]

Basically a we love katamari parody being the fact that... FUCK IT IMMA PARTY!!!!

 

[MikailCaboose]

If I'm going to die in a few, why should I worry? Pull over friends, get the booze and chips and have an all nighter. Or a few. There's no use worrying afterall!

 

[PureChaos]

go to the 4 temples, defeat the monsters that inhabit them to free the 4 giants and call them to save us all

 

[MindBullets]

No, the Song of Time would only jump you back 3 days and prolong the impact. You have to play the Oath to Order and summon the four giants to stop it.

 

[AvsJoe]

Party like a rock star, like it's 1999, like a BOSS! And avoid the coastline because the waves will be tidal.

 

[laststandman]

Tell NASA to get Bruce Willis. This one's gonna be huge.

 

[EvilMaggot]

pull out my desert eagle and blow the shit out of the sky !

 

[TheGreenManalishi]

Play the Song of Time.

Sometimes the simplest answers are the best.

 

[Something Amyss]

Probably party. Or cower, because there's probably riots and looting going on.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

If I'm gonna die and can't do anthing about it I wanna have a good time.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Macgyvercas]

Play the Song of Time.

NINJA'D NINJA'D NINJA'D!

That was totally my first thought when I saw this thread.

 

[zehydra]

Play the song of time.

 

[C4N4DUCK18]

Well, if I know my Video Game History, I'll have to go to the four corners of the world, collect a whole bunch of masks, kill 4 giant creatures in this order: a jungle warrior, a mechanical bull, a mechanical fish, and twin flying centipedes. Then I have to go to the top of a clock tower, summon 4 giants who can hold the moon telekinetically while I fight a mask that turns into some f'd up version of an evil spirit dude.

And I'd have to do it in... 3 DAYS!!!???!? Ughh there goes my weekend. Better wash my tunics, polish my shield and see if I can borrow that Kokiri sword again. (hmm I haven't used that thing since that king of thieves guy from the desert started F#%^ing things up).

EDIT: I'd also play Dark Side of the Moon 40-ish minutes before the fall. Who needs the song of time when you've got Pink Floyd?

 

[TiredGiant]

masturbate, furiously. so life as usual I guess.