Why not? Become a multi millionaire for a couple of hours of watching really bad cinema? I've watched terrible films before, I would do that in a heartbeat.kouriichi said:Honestly, they couldnt pay me to watch it. Bill Gates, with a contract stating he would sign over all his worldy possessions and money, couldn't get me to willingly sit there and put my eyes on the screen.
That sort of thing bugged me when watching Buffy The Vampire Slayer when various vampires would get poisoned or tranquilized, they have no heartbeat so the poison or drug wouldn't make it to the part of their bodies to make for it to have any effect.Caramel Frappe said:Vampires shouldn't be able to reproduce. Edward told Bella that his heart doesn't pump blood so honestly- how can Edward have an erection?
How does Edward find the concept of eternity with sooky-face-man-jaw-Bella a desirable thing?Caramel Frappe said:Vampires shouldn't be able to reproduce. Edward told Bella that his heart doesn't pump blood so honestly- how can Edward have an erection?
Versuvius said:Allow me to express: AHAHAhahahAHAHAhahahah. Serves them right for watching that abomination
You'd think that was epilepsy, but it's not. It's just Twilight, so bad that the brain tries to shut itself down as a form of self defense.the_green_dragon said:One viewer, Brandon Gephart of California, told local news channel CBS Sacremento that he was watching the scene when he began having convulsions and later woke up on the cinema floor.
"He was convulsing, snorting, trying to breathe. He scared me big time,? his girlfriend Kelly Bauman said.
Gephart was later treated in hospital while the rest of the screening was cancelled.
Similar incidents have now been reported around the country.
According to ABC4, one man in Utah reportedly blacked out during the film and his wife said that he was shaking, mumbling and blinking rapidly.
you honestly don't know what it is?Octogunspunk said:The f**k is Twilight?
Sounds like a freaking z-rated horror movie, and not a good one. Vampires giving birth? SERIOUSLY?
I SAID I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE F**K IT IS AND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW LEAVE ME ALONETrilbyWill said:Twilight: so bad it can literally kill you.you honestly don't know what it is?Octogunspunk said:The f**k is Twilight?
Sounds like a freaking z-rated horror movie, and not a good one. Vampires giving birth? SERIOUSLY?
DONT use the search bar. go to a kebab shop, eat a load of crappy kebabs, buy a sheet of paper, down some laxatives and squat over the paper.
twilight is the literary equivalent of the result.
it's not horror, it's teen romance. with vampires. and werewolves. and the main character is obviously into some wierd shit because the vampire won't fuck her as a human in case she dies. so she makes him fuck her when she's human. and he's dead.
and she tries to fuck a dog-man.
That sound like to me him eitherthe_green_dragon said:"He was convulsing, snorting, trying to breathe. He scared me big time,? his girlfriend Kelly Bauman said.