Poll: What's your sexual orientation?

freaper

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My sexuality points forward and says hi to the ladies.

EDIT: It's actually slightly to the left.
 
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Zachary Amaranth said:
What, you've never seen Bowie before?
Bowie is not a human. Bowie is an entity that slums by being around us.

Labyrinth was totally a historical drama. We all know this.

Qwurty2.0 said:
There are some prized few men who take care of themselves (such as myself. B) ).

And I know some men who are quite yum, if you know what I mean. ;P
To be fair, I am one of those guys who take care of themselves (thank my mother for being into Mary Kay Cosmetics when I was growing up.

People who use bar soap creep me out. My skin crawls thinking about having that drying-out substance on me.
 

lacktheknack

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Throw on another boring hetero with bonus hangups about sex. :D

Also, I thought we had more transsexuals on this site than the poll suggests.
 

Colour Scientist

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Liking men isn't boring. Totally icky, but not boring.

(I kid. I'm bisexual. I haven't thought of anyone as "icky" since like, second grade)
No, you were right the first time.
They are totally icky!
 

Juste Goose

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Asexual. I'd let my grandmother, the pope, and a six-year-old look at my browsing history, I ain't got nothin' to hide.

Hetero romantic though. Ladies.

(On that note, anyone out there know where I can meet other asexual people, especially women? It's not exactly the first thing out of people's mouths when they meet...)
 

Scarecrow

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You forgot Pansexual, or maybe you just ran out of room. Either way, Pansexual male here.
 

TheNewGuy

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I'm a bisexual cisgender male.

I really only realized my bisexuality a few years ago, I was watching porn and noticed that I found my self to be turned on by some of the men as well as the women. From there I started looking at pictures of men and found I liked what I saw. I didn't think I was gay because I still liked women, eventually I came to the realization that I was bisexual.

I enjoy looking at hot men, sometimes I even fantasize about having sex with them, but I've never been in a relationship with a guy, the thought of it kind of weirds me out.

Not an exciting story, I know. But it's mine, and it feels good to share. I haven't really told anyone about that before.

Scarecrow said:
You forgot Pansexual, or maybe you just ran out of room. Either way, Pansexual male here.
Hey, I have a question. What exactly is the difference between pansexuality and bisexuality? I know there is a difference, but I've never really been clear on what exactly it is. In fact I don't know much about pansexuality at all. Would you please elucidate me?
 

Trivea

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Thank you for putting transgender homosexual on here. Kind of hard for me to choose between the plain old boring "gay straight or bi" usual trifecta.
 

Lieju

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TheNewGuy said:
Hey, I have a question. What exactly is the difference between pansexuality and bisexuality? I know there is a difference, but I've never really been clear on what exactly it is. In fact I don't know much about pansexuality at all. Would you please elucidate me?
Definitions kinda vary, but generally, a bisexual is someone who is attracted to both men and women, pansexual doesn't care what the gender or the sex of their partner is and can be attracted to people who are neither male nor female or to totally non-physical qualities.
 
May 29, 2011
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Heterosexual, but kinda pissed about it. I perceive it as a limitation. The only problem I would care about is developing feelings for people who can't like you back, but I basically just don't have that problem since I never develope anything approaching serious feelings before dating anyway.

I feel that it's less that I'm straight and more that I have the idea that men should be attracted to women (and vice versa) imprinted in my head. I'm 80% sure that if someone magically turned me into a woman I'd be attracted to guys.
 
Apr 8, 2010
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Imagine crystal dust gleaming in the moonlight as it falls from a starry nightsky, digested and puked out by a llama, dipped in jello and served with red-wine on a womans back only to be found by an angry mob who burns it to an ugly black crisp which subsequently gets found by archeologists two millenia later and is from now on display in a local gallery and hailed as an artistic masterpiece. While I really do not know where I was going with this: it's complicated and drenched in deviations.

For people who need a bit more clarity I'd say it lies somewhere between hetero-, bi- and pansexual with a touch of asexuality for good measure. When and if I'll ever get a better answer depends if I ever get to explore it properly, mind.
 

SinisterGehe

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Asexual - because my brains are more occupied with other things... And most likely a combination of other things, neurological, hormonal... etc...

And I think I haven't missed anything in life because of it.