Poll: Would you enjoy the universe if it turned into an anime?

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TheRundownRabbit

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Yes, yes, yes, a million times YES!!!
It would be my dream come true! Over-the-top reactions, fun adventures, and FANSERVICE!!! It would be the greatest thing in the history of ever!
 

DeMorquist

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What anime tho....


You said "an anime" leading it to be very vague... Well...I guess I could say Meee....h... if it was not some sorta emo bullshit...I dont want to go to the mall and have to see two dudes facing off because they finally found the man that burned down his village or...some cliche bullshit...
 
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It depends on who you are in this new universal paradigm. If you're the protagonist; you're going to get the living shit kicked out of you by the antagonist every time you fight, until you have a training montage which teaches you the ultimate technique that you need to baet said antagonist. Probably everyone you know and love would be killed in more and more grotesque and dramatic ways. Oh, and the planet would probably explode. Twice.
 

BehattedWanderer

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Jiggle physics alone would account for planetary shift, seismic forces, and disastrous weather patterns.

Though, having giant, magic, robotic laser-breast battles with people would be interesting. For, I dunno, a couple minutes. Then all the terribleness would set in, and I'd go for a good dash of suicide, and hopefully wake up in a universe that makes sense.
 

RaNDM G

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Oh Hell no. I'd have a direct confrontation with life's manager before that happens.
 

Ladd Russo

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I would undoubtably be a villan of some sort, probably the head of a big scary improbably public evil organization. It'd be pretty sweet, because by law of evil I'd always end up with more than I had, even if the old base was blown up last week by pesky do-gooders. As long as I get my nifty bad guy powers, money, power, and some suits, I'm game.
 

Revnak_v1legacy

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Seeing as I am a relatively intelligent individual who can be rather jerkish but is generally a nice guy I would wind up as a snarky supporting character (possibly even the lancer of the story). I would get some great lines, my intelligence would be turned to an epicly exaggerated level, and I would undoubtedly be transformed into some kind of bishounen version of myself. Yes, a large portion of the women would become tsunderes, but not all of them, and I would be smart enough to choose one of the women who doesn't try to physically injure me on a regular basis, if the hero doesn't get all the women that is.

However,I would not want to exist in this world if I wound up the hero. Anime where the intelligent well-intentioned jerk is the hero wind up being pretty cynical. Since chances are the former reality will be the one showing up, I think I'll be alright.
 

Demongeneral109

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iFail69 said:
My job would be a tough one, so many people fighting means a lot of injuries to treat! Oh, and I don't fancy being kidnapped :|

(My badge from that quiz is showing, I actually did it a while ago. If you can't see it, I got the White Magic Girl: You're pure-hearted, cheerful and innocent, and you firmly believe in the power of love and peace. You have a tendency to get kidnapped, but everyone needs a healer.)

EDIT: If my life's soundtrack was composed by Nobuo Uematsu, then hell yes!
since I got white magical girl and am quite certain im a guy... i would get gender flipped in my Magical Girl transformation sequence... that would be fun!

I support anime world any day!... so long as im not in a madoka-style deconstruction.. that would kinda suck...

i lie... even the angsty deconstruction would be awesome!
 

KingCrInuYasha

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Hard to decide:

Pros:
Giant Robots
The ability to wield swords the size of a table and to take out entire armies with said sword
Hot animé chicks
Big explosions

Cons:
Too many plot clichés
Music would consist of 90% mindless J-pop
Really bad things involving tentacles
 

sgt. soap mctavish

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Of course. Why? Multiple reasons. For insistence: Action, Bigass robots, Cool futuristic settings, Interesting people, and I think this has already been mentioned: FANSERVICE.
 

mParadox

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Well we'd have sparkly effects everytime someone flips their hair.


Because you're worth it.
 

TheLoneBeet

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Depends on the anime. Generally I'd enjoy it but there are some anime that irritate me. Some things would be cool but others would just be unfortunate.

Giant mechs and dragons and being able to fly.. would be awesome.
Everybody exaggerating their emotions and often saying what they're thinking out loud would really suck though.

Also, it'd be sort of cool to see what my friends and I would look like drawn in anime.
 

Metal_Head

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if it means I could kill naruto, than hell yes!

what, does this mean dinosaurs and magic and soul reapers and shit exists?
 

bartholen_v1legacy

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If this means school life would be more like New Angel (=every chick has the same luscious body and is only seeking to bang us) I would like it.

Anything other than that, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO !
 

Infernai

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Me...in the anime world? Oh my...who would i emulate that could help me survive i wander? Guts? No, he'd be to easily beaten by some of the more powerful characters. Inuyasha? PFFT! Nah, to girly...I need someone powerful, someone terrifying someone...like...:



Yes...That would do perfectly. He..hehe...hahahahahahahaha. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

OT: Ok, basically as long as i could get Alucards powers then i'd be freaking fine with being in an anime. Why Alucard? Because he's arguably one of the most powerful anime characters around, plus it'll be fun to watch peoples expressions when i suddenly rematerialize from having my head blown off. Although, i'd probably act more reminiscent to TFS' Hellsing Abridged Alucard then regular Alucard.

In short, yeah, i'd be fine with it.
 

sumanoskae

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There would be positives and negatives, I guess it depends on what kind of anime. I would hope for something like Code Geass, grandiose and over the top, so there would actually be a point to the change, but well written and consistent, so people would stay people and not become walking cliches, there would be no "Power of Friendship" or other associated lunacy, the world wouldn't be split into black and white as judged by some ineffectual, psychotically biased deity, nobody would pull super powers out of their asses, and nobody would come back to life.

But if I had to live with every anime cliche, I'd say no. Remember, everyone gets super powers and DD's, but only the villains ever get to have any fun, and they always die, no matter how masterfully orchestrated their schemes, some awkward fresh faced schoolboy, his bitchy would-be-girlfriend and his emotionally retarded goth buddy will always, ALWAYS, tap into the power of buttsex and destroy him.

That world is a terrible place, an infinite limbo of unresolved feelings, ever expiring super powers and T&A that likes to show off, but is only begrudgingly attached to a woman. And were it to come to pass, I would gladly sacrifice myself to see it burn, if only to end the suffering.
 

Zack Alklazaris

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canadamus_prime said:
No way, I'd probably die very quickly if such a thing happened.

Zack Alklazaris said:
cliches around every corner,
Oh come on, it's not like N. American based media is any better in that regard. Just because the cliches are different doesn't mean there's any more or less of them.
That is true, I've just watched some really bad animes.
 

NeutralDrow

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The universe already has turned into an anime.

Granted, it's got the general universe rules of Suzuka and the art style of Vagabond, so no one really noticed.