Poll: Would you have sex with a non-human?

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EyeReaper

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I think I'd want to take them out to whatever their equivalent to dinner is, you know, unless it's a spider-girl. Or a demon. My soul can stay right wherever it is.

 

Major_Tom

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undeadsuitor said:
funny that even though the OP listed robots, they were all near-human

adding to Fisto, Curie pre-synth body.

theres also a canon example with the school teacher you can see marry his teaching assistant (who is a ms. handy like curie)
Yeah, that was my point. Every female in the examples had a regular human face. Would you have sex with an Asari? Of course, everyone would, that's what they were designed for. Ask about Salarians or Krogans.

Was there ever a Ms. Gutsy? That olive drab paint makes them way sexier.
AccursedTheory said:
Is he related to Fister Roboto?
I sure hope so.
 

Paragon Fury

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I've updated the OP with a few more examples, including a few hopefully more amenable to the ladies.
 

Phasmal

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Mister K said:
Phasmal said:
I'm just gonna heckle here, you couldn't find one hot guy to put in your spoilers with maybe the exception of Adam Jensen.
Batou and handsome Draenei guys apologise for not being conventionally sexy.
'Handsome'.

Also, I have no issue with them not being conventionally sexy, but if you're gonna list things that aren't human to bang, you could come up with some better male examples. Admittedly, this may be a problem with games in general, they're a little afraid to make their non-human males too bang-able it seems.

EDIT: Hah, OP updated, nice.
 

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Danbo Jambo said:
I've fucked women from Doncaster, so I doubt that any alien could be any worse.
Your profile pic made that comment even more better.

Jolly good sir.
 

McElroy

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chadachada123 said:
Assuming physical attraction, which isn't necessarily limited to humans (I obviously wouldn't know until I encounter them in real life), they need only pass the Harkness Test:

So this is what 15-year-old furries show their parents to get back inside the house?

How very responsible of them.

Oh no. Now I've googled it. Oh dear.
 

Combustion Kevin

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Most of these examples are pretty human in appearance, save for some exaggerations proportion-wise.
All in all, I might, given we have enough common ground to find eachother mentally appealing enough to hang around with, at least for long enough to shed our clothes/skin/exoskeleton/enviro-suits/Muckus layer/whatever.
 

EHKOS

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The horse-girl put me off, but yeah. Personally I prefer androids that are designed to instigate erections to R. Dorthy Waynesheerwhite. The only thing I draw the line at is monsters. And the fish-thingy, maybe it's because I don't like blondes, or the fact she doesn't look like she has the necessary parts.

Buuuut, as long as it feels great....
 

Silverbeard

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No. Not at all.
I have enough trouble convincing human women to lie with me. Convincing a Klingon would be... Well, not!
 

lacktheknack

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I really don't know what I expected entering this thread. My hindsight expectations were dead on.

No, I wouldn't. Ew.
 

Odbarc

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Realistically I would think that most examples of non-human rely so heavily on Human that it's really just extremely attractive people with a single (or few multiple themed) additions like tail, fur, skin color, animal ears.
These are mostly human and just happen to have different cultural backgrounds and lore.
In most cases this leans much more into furry territory. There's really no reason to reject the fantasy of 'if it existed, would people' - of course some would.

What about an amorphous gelatinous blob? A headless abomination? A dual-gendered bi-sexual androgynous quadruped?
Things that are distinctly not very female human looking.
 

Superlative

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Silverbeard said:
No. Not at all.
I have enough trouble convincing human women to lie with me. Convincing a Klingon would be... Well, not!
I saw that episode of DS9... you don't want it. There's rough, and then there's contusions, lacerations, and several broken bones.
 

DefunctTheory

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Superlative said:
Silverbeard said:
No. Not at all.
I have enough trouble convincing human women to lie with me. Convincing a Klingon would be... Well, not!
I saw that episode of DS9... you don't want it. There's rough, and then there's contusions, lacerations, and several broken bones.
 

Nurb

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Given the desire for many to bed aliens I have a feeling when the time comes for humans to take their place among other space-traveling races, humanity will have an underlined note below our description reading: "Will fuck anything. Anything".
 

IamLEAM1983

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If it's sapient, fits with my preferences, stimulates the mind and tickles the senses - all of it consensually - then yeah, I'll bang it. I've been young and sexually repressed before, so I've dabbled a bit in the art of finding fictitious characters to be intercourse material. College and University more or less saved my social life, considering - but yeah. I can absolutely see the appeal of a pleasant personality wrapped up in a pleasing body, nevermind how much Fantasy or Sci-Fi fodder you toss my way.