Poll: Would you have sex with a non-human?

lacktheknack

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I really don't know what I expected entering this thread. My hindsight expectations were dead on.

No, I wouldn't. Ew.
 

Odbarc

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Realistically I would think that most examples of non-human rely so heavily on Human that it's really just extremely attractive people with a single (or few multiple themed) additions like tail, fur, skin color, animal ears.
These are mostly human and just happen to have different cultural backgrounds and lore.
In most cases this leans much more into furry territory. There's really no reason to reject the fantasy of 'if it existed, would people' - of course some would.

What about an amorphous gelatinous blob? A headless abomination? A dual-gendered bi-sexual androgynous quadruped?
Things that are distinctly not very female human looking.
 

Superlative

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No. Not at all.
I have enough trouble convincing human women to lie with me. Convincing a Klingon would be... Well, not!
I saw that episode of DS9... you don't want it. There's rough, and then there's contusions, lacerations, and several broken bones.
 

DefunctTheory

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Superlative said:
Silverbeard said:
No. Not at all.
I have enough trouble convincing human women to lie with me. Convincing a Klingon would be... Well, not!
I saw that episode of DS9... you don't want it. There's rough, and then there's contusions, lacerations, and several broken bones.
 

Nurb

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Given the desire for many to bed aliens I have a feeling when the time comes for humans to take their place among other space-traveling races, humanity will have an underlined note below our description reading: "Will fuck anything. Anything".
 

IamLEAM1983

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If it's sapient, fits with my preferences, stimulates the mind and tickles the senses - all of it consensually - then yeah, I'll bang it. I've been young and sexually repressed before, so I've dabbled a bit in the art of finding fictitious characters to be intercourse material. College and University more or less saved my social life, considering - but yeah. I can absolutely see the appeal of a pleasant personality wrapped up in a pleasing body, nevermind how much Fantasy or Sci-Fi fodder you toss my way.
 

Trunkage

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trunkage said:
As mum would say, "you gotta try everything once"
The two exceptions being incest and folk dancing I assume :p
We had folk dancing at school (we even did a thing called bush dancing that I never want to see again) so no luck there but I can suggest three others - dying, watching Pixels and getting stabbed/shot
 

Worgen

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
Hmm.... probably depends on what they smell like.

Also, I feel as if I should leave this image here.
 

Souplex

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So long as it's a fully sentient (Of human intelligence or greater) being and it has a choice in the matter, probably.
 

DefunctTheory

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trunkage said:
We had folk dancing at school (we even did a thing called bush dancing that I never want to see again) so no luck there but I can suggest three others - dying, watching Pixels and getting stabbed/shot
Well, realistically speaking, it's not that we shouldn't try dying once, it's that we only get one chance to try it.
 

Ryallen

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I believe the better question is to ask them if they would have sex with ME.

OP: Um... yes? I mean, it depends on how humanoid they looked and felt. Like, Cerea is a definite no, despite her huge boobs, because I would never want to fuck a horse. Morrigan, on the other hand? Yes, yes, a million times yes. Zombies, however, are most certainly on the "no" list, if only because I think they would A: still be cold, which sounds really unpleasant, and B: are still technically considered corpses and that would fall under necrophilia, which is a felony, my dear children.
 

FPLOON

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Uh... Yes? I mean, I'll even say that I'll do it for Shatner even if the non-human took the form of Shatner with a dick the size of Sumika Oohashi's, let alone Mao Asakura's or, dare I say, Ai Aihara's after an erection...

Other than that, no matter what, I'll just be like Akane Niimura and just take it with opening arms because there's no way I can see myself taking control like Aya Itou in this situation...
 

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Yes.

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I don't know what else there is to say on that. Give Battle Robot Lolita pls.
 

Adeptus Aspartem

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Heh, a Paragon Furry thread.

Jeah, i don't even have to think about that. It's a clear Yes. From Aliens to every kind of Furry imaginable to Robots. If it's sapient, sexy and can consent call me Shaggy.
I mean i think i've 2 digits of playtime in Corruption of Champions, i think that says enough.
 

Ronald Nand

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Of course, if they look human enough but aren't human it makes it much more exciting. Take a Demon Girl with Dark Purple or Red Skin for instance, they have the body of a humanoid supermodel so they aren't alienating, but at the same time they're odd and different to a human woman giving that bit of taboo and edge to them. Even a Slime Girl, quite inhuman with slime skin and the ability to morph their body at will, is still quite attractive and intriguing.

Obviously the amount of inhuman qualities one finds attractive depends on the person, but I think its quite natural to find things that are inhuman enough to intrigue us yet human enough to not alienate us attractive.
 

Parasondox

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If the Tories don't make it illegal, then sure. As long as things are waterproof and no electrical anything. Leave that for date number two, shall we.
 

thewatergamer

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As long as it is a being of sufficient intelligence to understand the consequences of the act (not bestiality/pedophilia) then sure why not?