Poll: Would you push the button?

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Arcticflame

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s0p0g said:
but if i could choose the person...
I'd pay to do it in that case...

There are some people that really do just need to die.

I Reckon the U.S. Military would win the bid for the button pressing rights mind you.
 

Necrofudge

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Well about 146,000 people per day but I doubt I'd have a good chance of picking off a 90 year old with cancer as apposed to a father with 3 mouths to feed.

Plus, only $100? You cheapskate... I want 1 million like in the movie.
 

Ryuk2

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I would push it every time I'm low on cash. But only if their money comes to me. I don't want to fuck up world economics.
 

T-Bone24

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I'd press it twice.

Wait a minute, $100 are useless to me in the UK. What are the exchange rates for the button?
 

Sebenko

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Wait, the button kills people AND I get money?

Sweet! The button would be broken before I'm done.
 

Dr Namgge

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T-Bone24 said:
I'd press it twice.

Wait a minute, $100 are useless to me in the UK. What are the exchange rates for the button?
take it to the post office. You'd get about £60 for $100. That's not the full exchange rate, but they charge to exchange money. Not that it'd matter, you could just make more.
 

Maze1125

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If I could choose the person, then yes I would, as there are lots of people the world would be better without.
If I couldn't choose, but the value was better, say £1,000,000, then I would, because I could save more lives with £1,000,000 than the random one that was lost.

But, if it was random and only $100, then no, I wouldn't.
 

Neotericity

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In actuality if I was faced with this decision I'd only push it once, wince take the measly amount of money and feel guilty for the rest of my life and try and research all the people that died that day and try and figure out for the rest of my life who I killed and if they deserved it. During the course of my life, I'd probably push it a couple more times thinking it's the snooze button on my alarm and then finally on my deathbed I'd tap it rapidly for as long as could taking out as many as I could as I left this world.
 

Soulkiller3

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to make it warth it ad want 200k from this bit thats 2000 people, but man thats alot of guilt, wait why am i even consdering this, why are other people willing to too, shows money is the square root of evil and not 25.8069758. Your all evil, fuck it if you lot are willing to risk my life for money so am i. What happens if EVERONE gets this button?
 

lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl

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YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i would break the button by pressing it so much, then press it some more.
 

heyheysg

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What's the number of people born in 1 second?

roughly 3-4? how many die? 1-2?

So that makes it roughly 1 extra person a second.

Given that you can't press that button every second 24/7

I say do it for 5 hours a day?

Stop when you have about a 100k, short on a stock.

If you make money, yay you have millions.

If you lose money, go back to that button and repeat.
 

mugetsu37

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fluffybacon said:
I would push it 6,838,770,834 times.
Push it once more! Everyone else is doing it!

I wouldn't push it if I knew someone was going to die. If I found out that it killed people after the fact I would probably have given myself a nice hefty fee to get through college, but that's under different circumstances.
 

blaze338

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what happens if you are the one that dies when the button gets pushed? You would of just epicly failed your life away.
 

Doctor_Insano

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i would not: think about it: someone i dont know will die, then someone who doesnt know me pushes the button too
 
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Why is it that every time a thread gets started that basically asks "Would you consciously and willingly commit murder?", the majority of the posters publicly admit being mass murderers if given the chance?

I'm not sure if I should be worried or amused.

Some form of reward doesn't seem to influence the response much. Punishment a little more... fascinating.
Would you still press said that button a bazillion times if then chance of killing yourself increased exponentially with each push? Self-preservation above all else, yes?

And no, I do not believe in pushing buttons. I will them into pushing themselves. I wash my hands in innocence.
 

mklnjbh

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How exactly does this "Horrible death" occur? Do they just stop, suffocate and fall over? Do they get attacked by a cougar? What?

Since about 1/2 of the population lives in China, India and Africa, and people die there all the time, I wouldn't feel too bad if I clicked it once or twice a week for 40 years. As I see it, I wouldn't even know/care to know who dies as they would be out of sight and out of mind.

Wow, I am a dick.