Poll: Would you Rather

[Private Custard]

Baby muffins, without a doubt. I can just ask someone if the delicious muffin I'm about to eat, is actually a baby. I can put the ones that cry back into the packet.

If I sneeze, my penis disappears......which would be fairly alarming!

 

[Jenvas1306]

gender changes? does that mean sex and gender identity? would be creepy to turn into a guy, but i guess its better than to try to make a muffin laugh while baking a plate of babies...

also, if you cant tell a baby from a muffin you must have some sort of heavy braindamage and I like my brain undamaged if its male wired or female.

 

[Godhead]

Baby muffins, I don't like muffins anyway.

 

[Angelous Wang]

Considering certain large % of the human population eat sperm, the eating baby muffins isn't really that weird, most children aren't truly sentient until about 3-4 years old. It's no different than eating any other animal before then.

However the ability of change gender at will (because it''s easy to make yourself sneeze) ... that would be extremely useful. Provided there are no mental/conciousness changes.

 

[Forobryt]

Id go with the sneezes and id carry either some pepper or a strong flashlight around with me so if i had an odd number of sneezes i could make myself sneze again to restore myself....or become a woman for extended periods of time to erm indulge curiosity.

Its less the muffins smelling bad and crying and more the case of if i cook muffins i dont want to find out i burnt down an orphanage instead.

 

[JaceArveduin]

baby muffin's here, since I don't generally eat muffins and I don't like babies, so since I avoid both it's easy. The gender-swapping could be useful if the trigger wasn't so finicky. Gender-swap when you crack your knuckles or something? Sure, but every time you sneeze? I don't know about you gents, but I never just sneeze once, it's always a fit that's generally 3+ times.

 

[coheedswicked]

I think the ease of choosing gender sneezes is directly proportional to how much you love muffins. If you didnt like muffins then maybe you could choose that to avoid the awkwardness of sneezing in a public place or something.

But i love muffins... so gender sneezes

 

[Gauntlets28]

Well, we have option 1, a potentially interesting superpower which at the very least acts as an "ultimate disguise" when used with pepper, and then we have option 2, a mental problem which makes makes you a potential cannibal-serial-baby-murderer.

 

[JediMB]

Gender sneezes. Properly managed, that actually sounds kinda fun in a Ranma 1/2 sort of way.

Heck yes.

And while I don't really eat muffins too often, I can think of at least three things that would make the baby muffin option a nightmare.

EDIT: Oh, and it's not that I don't love muffins. I do. Especially chocolate ones.

 

[rutger5000]

Honestly I don't even like muffins. So there's no risk in me eating a baby. Sure it'll cause for some odd scenes but I think I can manage around it. I guess I'll just pay close attention to the people around me to distinguish muffins and babies from another. And try to avoid having both of them in the same room.

 

[Lightknight]

Definitely Gender. Once you can't tell the difference between a baby and a muffin you can't undo that the moment you lose track of which is which.

 

[Daverson]

For some reason, I always sneeze twice. No idea why, but almost every time I sneeze, less than 10 seconds later I will sneeze again. So this wasn't too difficult a choice.

My only big concern is this wouldn't really give me enough time to... well, I don't think I really need to finish that sentence. But that's why we have pepper, I guess.

I couldn't imagine living in a world where I wouldn't be able to enjoy eating a baby without worrying that it might just be a harmless muffin.

 

[Hagi]

On the condition that I know that I can no longer differentiate between babies and muffins that'd be my choice. Can't say I really like muffins that much and barely ever eat them so no great loss.

If I wouldn't know I'd pick the other option reluctantly, as much as I dislike the whole gender swapping fantasy I'd feel morally bound to pick that over potentially harming a baby.

 

[AceTrilby]

Male. While I'm sure babies taste absolutely delightful, I'll have to pass on confusing them with muffins.

Changing gender every time you sneeze sounds like one hell of a party trick.

 

[Drake666]

I've suddently have a flashback of a Neil Gaiman's short story called "Changes" where a scientist found the cancer's cure, but that the cure would change the gender of anyone taking it. A really interesting story where the society rules about gender become irrelevant and the people who try to cling to them.

And I would chose the sneezing. 1) There's already to many babies around and 2) I would love to try female on female sex (I know, so cliche).

 

[Jacques Joseph]

Here are my thought processes (I´m male):

(1) Baby Muffins. I don´t eat much muffins anyway, so it doesn´t matter.

(2) Being able to switch genders might be fun actually...

(3) Yeah... but do I really want to?

(4) What the hell, let´s go Gender Sneezes!

 

[NearLifeExperience]

Not a fan of babies, and I never eat muffins. So I think I'm safe on that. Although it would be freakin weird going into the supermarket and walking past the cookies and cake section.

The gender sneezing seems like it would create some painful situations. What if you have to sneeze during sex? More than just a minor moodkiller, that's fersure

 

[EvilRoy]

Male:

On one hand the sneezing thing could be generally interesting the first few times, on the other hand men and women wear distinctly different cuts of clothes. Going from man to woman could result in pants on the floor, and reverse could result in crushed testicles.

I would probably just not eat muffins.

 

[snappydog]

I'm male, and think it would be quite fun to swap genders. That doesn't seem to have any real drawbacks except people possibly not recognising me in my female form, but a simple sneeze would sort that out. Baby muffins, on the other hand, involves potentially eating babies. So I think gender sneeze.

 

[shootthebandit]

Changing gender when i sneeze is impracticle so baby muffins it is. Is this what you americans call an "english muffin" or is it an american muffin like you get on an egg mcmuffin. Really that is the deciding factor