Poll: Would you Rather

[EvilRoy]

Male:

On one hand the sneezing thing could be generally interesting the first few times, on the other hand men and women wear distinctly different cuts of clothes. Going from man to woman could result in pants on the floor, and reverse could result in crushed testicles.

I would probably just not eat muffins.

 

[snappydog]

I'm male, and think it would be quite fun to swap genders. That doesn't seem to have any real drawbacks except people possibly not recognising me in my female form, but a simple sneeze would sort that out. Baby muffins, on the other hand, involves potentially eating babies. So I think gender sneeze.

 

[shootthebandit]

Changing gender when i sneeze is impracticle so baby muffins it is. Is this what you americans call an "english muffin" or is it an american muffin like you get on an egg mcmuffin. Really that is the deciding factor

 

[Ilikemilkshake]

You stole this from reddit!..
Although it was probably stolen from somewhere else...oh well.

But yeah, Gender sneezes, would be pretty interesting to see what being another gender was like and with the added bonus of being able to turn back if I didn't like it.

 

[Radoh]

You stole this from reddit!..
Although it was probably stolen from somewhere else...oh well.

I've never been on Reddit, so I hardly stole it from there.
As I said in the OP, this question occurred at work, which is far from Reddit.

 

[RaNDM G]

Looks like your trend was off. Males are 2:1 and females 3:2 in favor of sex-change sneezing, although the lack of the opposite gender on this site doesn't help.

Can't say I understand why someone would rather have the frequent sex changes. Sounds pretty damn painful.

 

[already in use]

Mhh, having the superpower of instant shapeshifting and making a fortune being on talkshows or the opportunity to satisfy my desire for human flesh with inexpensive muffins that wont ruin the carpet......

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

I picked muffins, simply because I never eat them anyway. If I was in the habit of eating muffins, then I would have picked gender sneezes.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

You mean I could have the power to have muffins just about EVERYWHERE I GO!

I am in nirvana...

 

[Feraswondervahnn]

Muffins. Definitely. I'm not much of a muffin fan, and I hate babies. Plus I'd love to have someone following me too stop me from eating babies! That'd be an awesome job!

 

[Ilikemilkshake]

You stole this from reddit!..
Although it was probably stolen from somewhere else...oh well.

I've never been on Reddit, so I hardly stole it from there.
As I said in the OP, this question occurred at work, which is far from Reddit.

Very coincidental you thought of the same question word for word but okay
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ebzrd/so_reddit_what_is_the_best_would_you_rather/c9yr0g7

 

[Radoh]

You stole this from reddit!..
Although it was probably stolen from somewhere else...oh well.

I've never been on Reddit, so I hardly stole it from there.
As I said in the OP, this question occurred at work, which is far from Reddit.

Very coincidental you thought of the same question word for word but okay
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ebzrd/so_reddit_what_is_the_best_would_you_rather/c9yr0g7

You know that Reddit is a group of scavengers of the internet, right?
Eventually everything can get back to that, I doubt that Reddit was where the question was first asked and it certainly wouldn't be the last place to have it asked.
But at least now I can say I've been to reddit once.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

But if I chose baby muffins I'd never be able to taste babies again Baby muffins, presumably I could just buy cookies instead? Seems like a very simple workaround compared to changing genders all the time.

 

[Ilikemilkshake]

You know that Reddit is a group of scavengers of the internet, right?

I already said it was probably stolen from somewhere else.

 

[generals3]

I have to ask this though... imagine you're a woman and are having sex and you sneeze while the man's penis is inside... What happens than (or heck even when fingers or anything else are inside)? Also since men have bigger feet what happens if you're wearing shoes fitting your female form? What if you sneeze while giving birth? (heck... what if you sneeze while pregnant?)

The more I think about it the more the muffin option seems to be the most rational choice unless you suffer from a severe muffin addiction.

 

[Oly J]

gender sneezing definitely, I'm reasonably happy with my defining parts, but not so much that I would run the risk of eating a baby just to stick with them all the time, male here by the way, and also, what of context? I think I'd know to steer clear of muffins in high-chairs, whereas I imagine store-bought muffins would be ok, surely I wouldn't be blind to the context surrounding the muffin, but regardless, I value being able to trust my senses more than I value being male, actually gender swapping sounds like it could lead to a lot of hilarious situations, so yeah, sign my ass up for that