Poll: Would you Rather

[SD-Fiend]

What kind of Would You Rather (TM) question is that? Would you rather undergo random awkward social changes or be an idiot?

A better one is this:
What you rather change sexes for a day, or be an eagle for a day?

Flying is tempting, but I like my humanity, namely my ability to reason.

That's not much better, you didn't even pick the right answer. Being an eagle for a day would allow you to experience sensations and thughts that no other human could ever feel or see.

To answer the op's question I would choose the muffin one. I sneeze very often so changing genders would likely cause complications during activites that require a penis such as standing up during urination or not having periods. Being unable to tell the difference wouldn't be that bad a deal if they still taste like muffins and it's pretty unlikely that the vending machine would start dispensing babies all of a sudden.

 

[MammothBlade]

Being able to change gender by sneezing, definitely. Could be a slight inconvenience, but great for confusing people, and oh the potential for excitement...

 

[neoontime]

Ugh, I really like muffins, so I have to settle with gender sneezes. I tend to sneeze multiple times so I just need to try to end it with an even sneeze.

 

[Vault Citizen]

Gender sneezes, it would get a noting at times but I could have fun with it, the muffin baby thing just sounds dangerous.

 

[VondeVon]

That's not a choice!

Time of the month? Sniff pepper!

Delicious chocolate chip muffin? Horrified screams and the electric chair.

I'll take the gender bender, any day.

Edit: I'm alarmed by how close the score is between the female respondents.

 

[h4xor555]

I wouldent mind changing into a girl everytime I seenze.

Could be very intresting!

However, I don't want to accidentally eat a baby...

 

[Caiphus]

Put me down for the baby muffins. I'd just have to constantly avoid both.

And since I already hate babies, and probably eat muffins on a monthly basis, that would be a lot easier to handle than changing into a woman every time I sneeze.

Especially since thinking about sex makes me sneeze...
I never quite figured that one out.

But yeah, baby muffins please.

 

[Ieyke]

This is a complete no-brainer.

 

[Tomster595]

This just makes me think of when I was in middle school, kids used to say that a sneeze was one 8th of an orgasm. If that were true, it would have some pretty wild implications for what having an orgasm would do to you if you chose the gender sneezing option. Would your gender switch 8 times? What happens if you're a girl and your gender changes when you're having sex with a dude? I feel sorry for that dude.

 

[kickyourass]

Unless I'm sick, I sneeze rarely enough that changing gender wouldn't really be an inconvenience so long as I wore slightly baggier tops from now on, kept some spare clothes in my back pack or something like that for the odd moments when it does happen.

But thinking about it, even the latter option wouldn't be that hard to deal with as I can't think of a single instance where I would mistake a baby for a muffin and just scarf it straight down. I mean unless they've been placed directly on your kitchen counter or dining room table and are being completely motionless and silent, something babies never are, there's not many times you'd see a muffin in the place of a baby and be unable to guess which one it was. I mean sitting strollers or high chairs, being held by their parents, moving about, and generally making noises that muffins simply don't, I'm sure you could think of a few more but you get the point right?

 

[themilo504]

I accidentally selected female gender sneeze instead of male.


I like muffins, and I dislike eating babies so the choice is obvious.

 

[TheCommanders]

I don't really eat muffins that often, so eschewing them from my diet would be easier than having carry pepper around all the time in case I sneeze an odd number of times. My only worry is that starbucks would become more like an airplane, with crying babies on all their pastry shelves.

 

[Someone Depressing]

Sneezing changing my gender would be interesting. It's probably painful, yes (Your gentials reverting inside out and vice-versa in under a second) but I think I would rather go through that rather than eat children.

Also, would the muffins have legs, Earthbound-style, or would they just scrape across the ground? Or would it be like dorsal simultagnosia (when what you see only changed when you blink)?

 

[Squal55]

Definitely baby muffins.
If you can't tell the difference between a baby and a muffin, that means they look the same, sound the same, taste the same, smell the same etc. In other words, I'll never ever have to hear one of those annoying ''bundles of joy'' scream and cry ever again. Also, they smell terrible.

Unless of course it's the other way around, all muffins looking/smelling etc. like babies. That'd be hell.

 

[nightmare_gorilla]

i don't really like muffins all that much, hardly ever eat them. rarely are they even in my house. just like babies. so I already kind of treat them the same already. plus it would make trips to the supermarket pretty epic. just imagine 8-10 babies crammed into a plastic container labeled for sale....

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Male, and I don't like muffins enough that I would mind swearing off them. So baby muffins. I don't like the idea of being a woman.