Poll: Would you Rather
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Colour Scientist said:
I picked baby muffins, because I don't ever eat them. Don't like them, and doughnuts are better.Radoh said:
Besides. You can just ask someone else if it's a baby or not.
What could go wrong?
Someone with the curse: Hey is this a muffin, or a baby?
The person they are talking to: Um, it's a muffin.
SWTC: Cool. *Eats it*
TPTATT: Why are you asking?
SWTC: I got cursed, and now I can't tell muffins from babies.
TPTATT: Wow!
I got that curse too!SWTC: 0_0.....
TPTATT: 0-0.......
My sneezes usually come in pairs, so they'd probably cancel each other out. Plus I'm not a very masculine man, so unless I grow boobs people might not notice the difference.
I don't eat muffins that often, but in a world where I would have to make that choice between genie wishes, well...
And I'd be a miserable girl anyways, and sneeze all the time, and am already confused enough about everything else, let alone my gender and my sexual orientation.
I mean, babies must be like veal. But more murdery.
And I'd be a miserable girl anyways, and sneeze all the time, and am already confused enough about everything else, let alone my gender and my sexual orientation.
I mean, babies must be like veal. But more murdery.
My concern with my personal gender identity is about strong as my concern for the political climate on Jupiter.
Suffice to say, having the semi-random, semi-controllable ability to swap sex would be AWESOME. It would be very informative, at the least, and extremely fun at most.
Suffice to say, having the semi-random, semi-controllable ability to swap sex would be AWESOME. It would be very informative, at the least, and extremely fun at most.
I'm good at holding in sneezes, so it would be pretty badass having a superpower I can control. Of course, there are the obvious flaws, like say I get a particularly weird sneeze fit going "AAA--CHOO-CHOO" or something, and revert genders pretty quickly, that could give way to some bizarre physiological/anatomical changes.
Change gender definitely. I wouldn't want to eat any babies living or dead. Besides I've always wanted to know what I would look like as a lady; or what would change. (What it would feel like; mostly to have boobs)
Gender sneezes for me. I like muffins. Especially banana nut. And I bet it would be quite the learning experience being female. I used to be pretty fat, so I already know what it's like to have boobs! I wonder what the other stuff is like, too!
This is a no brainer for me. I'd take the baby/muffin option and either completely avoid both or ask someone whether I was looking at a muffin or a baby before I tried to eat it/teach it how to walk. In a pinch I think context would dictate whether I was looking at a baby or a muffin a lot of the time.
This is a cracking 'would you rather' question! I'd go with gender sneezes. I can often (but not always!) stop myself sneezing by holding my nose & breath and I can often (again not always!) make myself sneeze with strong mints and sunlight.
In fact, I think if someone offered me the opportunity to have this vs not have this, I'd go for it.
In fact, I think if someone offered me the opportunity to have this vs not have this, I'd go for it.
I picked Gender Sneezes, not because I have any particular attachment to muffins, but because the gender sneezes would just be fascinating. I suppose it depends on the reactions you'd get too- would people just go "eh, whatever" or would I be called a witch-wizard and burned at the stake? It'd be handy on the dating scene...! "Hey, do you wanna date?" "Sorry, I'm a lesbian." "No problem, just hand me that pepper-mill..."
I could live without eating muffins...or babies, so I choose that.
Sneezing and changing sex would be annoying after the initial 'OMG I have boobs and a vagina now!' Plus it would be very hard to have a serious relationship unless your partner is bisexual.
Sneezing and changing sex would be annoying after the initial 'OMG I have boobs and a vagina now!' Plus it would be very hard to have a serious relationship unless your partner is bisexual.
What kind of Would You Rather (TM) question is that? Would you rather undergo random awkward social changes or be an idiot?
A better one is this:
What you rather change sexes for a day, or be an eagle for a day?
Flying is tempting, but I like my humanity, namely my ability to reason.
A better one is this:
What you rather change sexes for a day, or be an eagle for a day?
Flying is tempting, but I like my humanity, namely my ability to reason.
I'm willing to bet you've never even tried.Mr.Squishy said:
As for me, I'd pick muffin-babies just because I can't remember the last time I've eaten a muffin. Although the other wouldn't be so bad, since I've perfected the art of sticking a finger up my nose to make myself sneeze. Oh wait, would becoming a woman automatically make me more disgusted of putting a finger up my nose?
Being able to swap gender by sneezing seems pretty rad actually. And if you do it accidentally you can just force another sneeze before anybody notices.
Seems to me like the possibilities in the bedroom would be endless.
Seems to me like the possibilities in the bedroom would be endless.