Poll: Would you Rather

[Potentpillow]

I'm good at holding in sneezes, so it would be pretty badass having a superpower I can control. Of course, there are the obvious flaws, like say I get a particularly weird sneeze fit going "AAA--CHOO-CHOO" or something, and revert genders pretty quickly, that could give way to some bizarre physiological/anatomical changes.

 

[ComandaKool]

Change gender definitely. I wouldn't want to eat any babies living or dead. Besides I've always wanted to know what I would look like as a lady; or what would change. (What it would feel like; mostly to have boobs)

 

[Mr. Happy Face]

Gender sneezes for me. I like muffins. Especially banana nut. And I bet it would be quite the learning experience being female. I used to be pretty fat, so I already know what it's like to have boobs! I wonder what the other stuff is like, too!

 

[TheKangaroos]

This is a no brainer for me. I'd take the baby/muffin option and either completely avoid both or ask someone whether I was looking at a muffin or a baby before I tried to eat it/teach it how to walk. In a pinch I think context would dictate whether I was looking at a baby or a muffin a lot of the time.

 

[BabuNu]

This is a cracking 'would you rather' question! I'd go with gender sneezes. I can often (but not always!) stop myself sneezing by holding my nose & breath and I can often (again not always!) make myself sneeze with strong mints and sunlight.

In fact, I think if someone offered me the opportunity to have this vs not have this, I'd go for it.

 

[Starik20X6]

I picked Gender Sneezes, not because I have any particular attachment to muffins, but because the gender sneezes would just be fascinating. I suppose it depends on the reactions you'd get too- would people just go "eh, whatever" or would I be called a witch-wizard and burned at the stake? It'd be handy on the dating scene...! "Hey, do you wanna date?" "Sorry, I'm a lesbian." "No problem, just hand me that pepper-mill..."

 

[Angie7F]

I choose baby muffins.
I couldnt care much for babies as it is know, so I dont think it matters if they are babies or muffins

 

[pearcinator]

I could live without eating muffins...or babies, so I choose that.

Sneezing and changing sex would be annoying after the initial 'OMG I have boobs and a vagina now!' Plus it would be very hard to have a serious relationship unless your partner is bisexual.

 

[Towels]

What kind of Would You Rather (TM) question is that? Would you rather undergo random awkward social changes or be an idiot?

A better one is this:
What you rather change sexes for a day, or be an eagle for a day?

Flying is tempting, but I like my humanity, namely my ability to reason.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Sneezes.
Because muffins are delicious, while babies are annoying and non-delicious.

 

[Clowndoe]

while babies are annoying and non-delicious.

I'm willing to bet you've never even tried.

As for me, I'd pick muffin-babies just because I can't remember the last time I've eaten a muffin. Although the other wouldn't be so bad, since I've perfected the art of sticking a finger up my nose to make myself sneeze. Oh wait, would becoming a woman automatically make me more disgusted of putting a finger up my nose?

 

[Adamantium93]

Being able to swap gender by sneezing seems pretty rad actually. And if you do it accidentally you can just force another sneeze before anybody notices.


Seems to me like the possibilities in the bedroom would be endless.

 

[SD-Fiend]

What kind of Would You Rather (TM) question is that? Would you rather undergo random awkward social changes or be an idiot?

A better one is this:
What you rather change sexes for a day, or be an eagle for a day?

Flying is tempting, but I like my humanity, namely my ability to reason.

That's not much better, you didn't even pick the right answer. Being an eagle for a day would allow you to experience sensations and thughts that no other human could ever feel or see.

To answer the op's question I would choose the muffin one. I sneeze very often so changing genders would likely cause complications during activites that require a penis such as standing up during urination or not having periods. Being unable to tell the difference wouldn't be that bad a deal if they still taste like muffins and it's pretty unlikely that the vending machine would start dispensing babies all of a sudden.

 

[MammothBlade]

Being able to change gender by sneezing, definitely. Could be a slight inconvenience, but great for confusing people, and oh the potential for excitement...

 

[neoontime]

Ugh, I really like muffins, so I have to settle with gender sneezes. I tend to sneeze multiple times so I just need to try to end it with an even sneeze.

 

[Vault Citizen]

Gender sneezes, it would get a noting at times but I could have fun with it, the muffin baby thing just sounds dangerous.

 

[VondeVon]

That's not a choice!

Time of the month? Sniff pepper!

Delicious chocolate chip muffin? Horrified screams and the electric chair.

I'll take the gender bender, any day.

Edit: I'm alarmed by how close the score is between the female respondents.

 

[h4xor555]

I wouldent mind changing into a girl everytime I seenze.

Could be very intresting!

However, I don't want to accidentally eat a baby...

 

[Caiphus]

Put me down for the baby muffins. I'd just have to constantly avoid both.

And since I already hate babies, and probably eat muffins on a monthly basis, that would be a lot easier to handle than changing into a woman every time I sneeze.

Especially since thinking about sex makes me sneeze...
I never quite figured that one out.

But yeah, baby muffins please.

 

[Ieyke]

This is a complete no-brainer.