Poll: Would you Rather

[Tomster595]

This just makes me think of when I was in middle school, kids used to say that a sneeze was one 8th of an orgasm. If that were true, it would have some pretty wild implications for what having an orgasm would do to you if you chose the gender sneezing option. Would your gender switch 8 times? What happens if you're a girl and your gender changes when you're having sex with a dude? I feel sorry for that dude.

 

[kickyourass]

Unless I'm sick, I sneeze rarely enough that changing gender wouldn't really be an inconvenience so long as I wore slightly baggier tops from now on, kept some spare clothes in my back pack or something like that for the odd moments when it does happen.

But thinking about it, even the latter option wouldn't be that hard to deal with as I can't think of a single instance where I would mistake a baby for a muffin and just scarf it straight down. I mean unless they've been placed directly on your kitchen counter or dining room table and are being completely motionless and silent, something babies never are, there's not many times you'd see a muffin in the place of a baby and be unable to guess which one it was. I mean sitting strollers or high chairs, being held by their parents, moving about, and generally making noises that muffins simply don't, I'm sure you could think of a few more but you get the point right?

 

[themilo504]

I accidentally selected female gender sneeze instead of male.


I like muffins, and I dislike eating babies so the choice is obvious.

 

[TheCommanders]

I don't really eat muffins that often, so eschewing them from my diet would be easier than having carry pepper around all the time in case I sneeze an odd number of times. My only worry is that starbucks would become more like an airplane, with crying babies on all their pastry shelves.

 

[Someone Depressing]

Sneezing changing my gender would be interesting. It's probably painful, yes (Your gentials reverting inside out and vice-versa in under a second) but I think I would rather go through that rather than eat children.

Also, would the muffins have legs, Earthbound-style, or would they just scrape across the ground? Or would it be like dorsal simultagnosia (when what you see only changed when you blink)?

 

[Squal55]

Definitely baby muffins.
If you can't tell the difference between a baby and a muffin, that means they look the same, sound the same, taste the same, smell the same etc. In other words, I'll never ever have to hear one of those annoying ''bundles of joy'' scream and cry ever again. Also, they smell terrible.

Unless of course it's the other way around, all muffins looking/smelling etc. like babies. That'd be hell.

 

[nightmare_gorilla]

i don't really like muffins all that much, hardly ever eat them. rarely are they even in my house. just like babies. so I already kind of treat them the same already. plus it would make trips to the supermarket pretty epic. just imagine 8-10 babies crammed into a plastic container labeled for sale....

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Male, and I don't like muffins enough that I would mind swearing off them. So baby muffins. I don't like the idea of being a woman.