Porn Detection Stick Will Find Your Hidden Stash

RIOgreatescapist

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Is porn gonna active a mechanism in your computer and make it blow up? Other than that i can´t find anything that could be bad or wrong with having it.
 

Pinguin

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GamerPhate said:
I can see it as a bus. app just cause you can get sued cause some ***** oversees some dude looking at a pic during his break.
I think most businesses would try and stop porn at the firewall. This product isn't really effective for a business because the time and effort it requires do not scale up well if you are concerned about more than one computer. To put it another way, no sysadmin is going to want to visit every PC for an hour or two with this stick when he could just install some software to scan over the network.

Asehujiko said:
I'm taking a shot in the dark here and guess that it just opens a cmd and uses undelete, which barfs up all data that was flagged for being overwritten, most of it incomplete or corrupt, pagefile and RAM are fickle things. Which the average person with illegal data on the pc has already taken care of.
I doubt it'd use undelete. It'd be much more effective to use a third party tool to dredge the free space on the disk. If you're used to the limits of undelete, you'd be amazed what you can get back. The page file does not really affect matters - the space it uses is pre-allocated, so pages written to disk under normal conditions typically do not overwrite files elsewhere on the disk. Tools like undelete only work if the record of the file in the MFT has not yet been overwritten, i.e.: its name and path are still present behind the scenes. Even when these are gone though it doesn't mean the file is gone. Many pieces of software can still find image information on the raw unused portion of the disk and recover it. This is especially true of the kind of small files you're likely to find in the internet cache, such as ads and thumbnails. These files may even exist in a single cluster that has remained in a non-contiguous segment, and they can hang around for a long time!

Those who have posted saying they only stream, or that they clear their internet cache, may still be caught out by this product if it uses this technique to recover files.
 

Orcus The Ultimate

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Snowalker said:
The end is night for us single males. Its only a matter of time. I'm going out on the street with my cardboard sign.
it is indeed only a matter of time before they make a law allowing to castrate us...
 

Ragsnstitches

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uppitycracker said:
Who the hell stashes porn pictures these days? Videos are so much more convenient...


Anyway, considering my girlfriend buys all the porn in the relationship, I think I'm safe.
If your being genuine I have one thing to say... you lucky sunuvabitch.

OT: To be honest, this is pure fear mongering. Maybe businesses and colleges with retarded (or simply lacking) IT departments will buy it, but only the most culturally backward families who think porn is a source of evil will ever buy this device. The others will trust their firewalls and AV's to protect them from "contamination". I lol'd at that word.
 

Asturiel

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thenumberthirteen said:
Such a device would also be extremely useful for recovering and organising all your lost porn. A force for good.
Bad for people who want those pics they downloaded in lust and found how bad they were to have them come back...No I havent done anything like that *shiftey eyes*
Aby_Z said:
I wonder how much 'research' had to be done by them programmers who made this work... hmmmmm?
Damn, lucky bastards. Being paid for find porn.
Julianking93 said:
I don't have porn on my computer.

I've got hentai comics stashed in a secret place in my room
Ontop of your bed right?

I think of the most obvious place, that way nobody looks for it there.
Hubilub said:
There are so many jokes I want to do right now...

Damn it, why such a teasing thread!?
Because your just such a big tease.
Timotei said:
Any smart porn surfer doesn't keep their stash on their hard drive. They keep it on something they can remove and hide easily like an external or a flash drive. If you get caught because it was on your hard drive, you deserve to get caught.

Also what if this stick happens to bring up mundane pictures of friends or your children? How the fuck to do explain your way out of that?
If the porn finder is smart they will realize the fuck up. If not...well I got baaaaaaaaaad news man.
scifidownbeat said:
Well, if that isn't a statement of our times....

If I got a bunch of those, then got some statistics for the rate at which porn is uploaded to the Internet, I could reverse engineer the thing to release a virus to delete all pornographic images on the web. Or even better... I could let the virus destroy all porn except on certain sites. Faced with a drought of porn, males aged 18 to 35 everywhere will be forced to look for (and create) suitable material on the one site that hasn't been touched: Facebook. Facebook will be flooded with naughty images, millions of users will be banned, Facebook crumbles, ????, profit.

My master plan!!! hehehehe....
I look forward to the results.
Thank Me Later said:
Who downloads porn anymore?
People with shacky fickle internet.

OT: Well my mom would likely try this, because I'm a teenage boy I cant be trusted right? So perhaps that purge of my computer might be neccisarry now.
 

olcohalic

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scifidownbeat said:
Well, if that isn't a statement of our times....

If I got a bunch of those, then got some statistics for the rate at which porn is uploaded to the Internet, I could reverse engineer the thing to release a virus to delete all pornographic images on the web. Or even better... I could let the virus destroy all porn except on certain sites. Faced with a drought of porn, males aged 18 to 35 everywhere will be forced to look for (and create) suitable material on the one site that hasn't been touched: Facebook. Facebook will be flooded with naughty images, millions of users will be banned, Facebook crumbles, ????, profit.

My master plan!!! hehehehe....
YOU... ARE... A ...GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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BlindMessiah94 said:
I suppose it could double as an evidence eraser for your computer. Granted if anyone found all the porn I've looked at I'd just shrug. Nothing to be embarrassed about. It's not like I have beastiality or something similar on here.
We will let the stick decide if that is true. How would it find furry porn anyways, the facial features aren't the sane :D

Not that I have any Renamon porn on my computer, strictly loli. Which the stick will probably find.
 

DarkSpectre

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Honestly this is a useless tool, because anybody worth their brain can hide files (of any type) good enough to stop this. If you are trying to hide something a program like this would be the least of your worries. I can think right off the top of my head two quick ways to defeat this that wouldn't take more than a few minutes. First you can just change the extension of the file. This works for getting stuff past a lot of filters. If you want to access a file often and don't want to go through the renaming every time you open you can just put it in a compression file. I would use rar or 7z. If you wanted to get really secure, encrypt that compression file and then change its file extension. The only clue for an investigator that the file wasn't what it said would be the file size. This works really well. Computers are just machines and believe what ever you tell them so just lie to them and they will never know.
 

teisjm

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Thank Me Later said:
Who downloads porn anymore?
I was wondering this as well, with all the porn-tube sites out there why bother?

And tbh, i don't really care if theres traces of porn on my PC. I don't think anyone who cares to think about it would think i didn't jerk off once in a while. Why should they6 be shocked that there was traces of porn?

I hopes the stick can't find traces of that movie with midgets and donkeys though...
 

Nevyrmoore

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So, I'm guessing that this stick is entirely useless when someone uses sandbox software (e.g. SandboxIE) or disc encryption programs (e.g. TrueCrypt)...
 

Moriarty70

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I can just see a husband and wife:

Mom: Look what Billy's been looking at!
Dad: Nah, that's mine. That too, and that, oh yeah mine.
Mom: Really, you're into that?
Dad: I woldn't say no to trying it.
Mom: What about this one?
Dad: That's way to tame. I haven't looked at stuff like that since I was ten...BILLY!
 

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ExplosionProofTaco said:
TheSkaAssassin said:
Or just do what I do and keep it encrypted with a 26 character password.
That password wouldn't happen to be the entire English alphabet would it?
No, its a combination of my university, my dorm, and my fraternity.