Porn Virgins Do Not Exist

GTwander

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Owen Robertson said:
Yopaz said:
GTwander said:
Yopaz said:
However you're right, people without internet are the ones who are the most likely never to have watched it.
All that means is that Amish folk and luddites still rely on magazines and VHS.
Yes... a group of people living under strict religious rules where they don't have electricity spend their time watching porn on VHS.

Please, try reading my entire post rather than just the end.
He said Luddites.

As in: "Amish people, and then also Luddites" Luddites, by the way, who are not Amish and use limited technology (exclusively hand made I think). You should read HIS entire post correctly before correcting him like a twat and getting corrected by a twat.

From one twat to another, be a better twat.

EDIT - I'm probably going to get a warning for offensive language... oh well.
Thank you, I was just about the *be* that twat.
 

Nieroshai

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How can there be viewers without first-timers? Unless there are no new viewers, or they're only selecting from a higher age bracket.
 

Twilight_guy

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When you think about all the weird fetishes in the world and consider pornography as anything that someone can get off on, as opposed to simply a two people having sex, then its impossible to find something that's not pron to someone. Don't think about that too hard, you'll give yourself nightmares.
 

Johnny Impact

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Have I never watched porn? No, I have.

Have I watched porn regularly or recently? No. I don't really care for porn. They're not selling my fantasy.

No, I don't have any weird fetish. I think the idea is you're supposed to relate to porn, you're supposed to imagine you are that guy. I find the notion of an absurdly endowed, muscular man putting it to an absurdly silicon-augmented Crack Whore Barbie of a woman from the most awkward position imaginable to be completely unrelatable.

Not that I want to see normal-looking people having sex either. Most of us look like beached whales struggling futilely to return to our ocean homes.

I dunno. Porn is just not for me.
 

Fijiman

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blackrave said:
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The only people that jump to mind are Amish people. Maybe Budists. You know. Places without internet.
Yes, anyone who ever used internet for prolonged period of time have watched porn
At least once by accident
Agreed. Unless you are living under a rock or literally have a parent watching over your shoulder the entire time you're online, you will run into it eventually. Hell, I remember running into porn several times while trying to find cheat codes for the Ratchet and Clank games.(lesson learned from that: if you haven't found what you're looking for on Google within the first ten pages, expect porn)
 

Xan Krieger

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Kopikatsu said:
Well, not males ones apparently.

University of Montreal researchers wanted to compare the attitudes of non-porn watchers to regular viewers.

But researcher Professor Simon Louis Lajeunesse told the Daily Telegraph they simply couldn't find any.

"We started our research seeking men in their twenties who had never consumed pornography. We couldn't find any," he said.
Source: http://www.metro.co.uk/news/802879-porn-virgins-do-not-exist-claim-scientists

After reading that I got a bit curious. Did they just not look hard enough, or does access to the internet guarantee porn usage? At least for men. So, query: Are there any men on the Escapist in their twenties or older who've never watched porn?
I'm 22 and I've caught glimpses of it but I always scroll quickly away. I guess I might qualify for that study. My knowledge of female anatomy was so limited I didn't know women have 2 holes down there, I thought they had one like men.
 

DementedSheep

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Mick Golden Blood said:
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But there was women who were?

I wonder why. Nevermind.

This isn't at all surprising though, men's sex drives are simply way.... way.... way higher. For men, they're basically on their period 24/7 every day every week every month every year for several decades, minus the moment of bleeding. Of course they're gonna look at SOMETHING to wack off too at some point.
...I think you have an odd idea of what being a women during her period is actually like.
And I say you have no idea. Granted I cannot tell if you are male or female since you don't have it listed, doesn't really matter, since exceptions prove nothing anyways.

It is scientifically proven that women's sex drives heighten right before ovulation (their period, menstrual cycle, whatever you wanna call it).

So nothing I said about women and the effect of their periods is incorrect, so my odd idea, actually more or less being fact, only shows you are the ignorant one here.

Try harder next time.
"Try harder next time"? Try harder to what? I wasn't trying insulting you.

When most people refer to a girl being "on her period" they are referring to the part of the menstrual cycle when a girl is bleeding. I know my experience is not necessarily everyone else (I am female btw) but the idea that anyone would have a higher sex drive during this time just genuinely perplexes me. Bleeding and cramps are the last thing that going to make you want to have sex and I would not have sex at all while on my period, that?s just ick...hence the comment. It was meant to joking and confused, not a personal attack. Text is bad for translating tone. Perhaps I should start using more emotes.

Now that I know you are referring to right before ovulation (which is about 14 or so days after your period, I think) yes that a women?s sex drive increases is probably true. I don't really notice but I don't really have much of sex drive to begin with and I don?t analyse these things but I trust the studies on this are correct and its makes sense that it would be the case. Of course I don?t know how this compares to a mans obviously, no one really does.
 

Baldry

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I figure that most people will of seen porn at least once to see what it consists off, among other reasons, it's just one of those things everyone does at least once like playing games or going on a roller-coaster or *insert thing some people might do once to try and keep doing it or stop completely*.
 

bl4ckh4wk64

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I wasn't aware that you consumed porn, I thought you watched/looked at porn. But what do I know, I'm just a college student...
 

Yopaz

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Owen Robertson said:
Yopaz said:
GTwander said:
Yopaz said:
However you're right, people without internet are the ones who are the most likely never to have watched it.
All that means is that Amish folk and luddites still rely on magazines and VHS.
Yes... a group of people living under strict religious rules where they don't have electricity spend their time watching porn on VHS.

Please, try reading my entire post rather than just the end.
He said Luddites.

As in: "Amish people, and then also Luddites" Luddites, by the way, who are not Amish and use limited technology (exclusively hand made I think). You should read HIS entire post correctly before correcting him like a twat and getting corrected by a twat.

From one twat to another, be a better twat.

EDIT - I'm probably going to get a warning for offensive language... oh well.
He said Amish too. He also disregarded the entire point of my post where I said that even Amish may have stumbled over porn. I did say that, but yet he seems to want to correct the last statement where I say that there may be some among them that haven't. I am merely annoyed because the point of my post was ignored.
 

Kargathia

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Flatfrog said:
Kargathia said:
Zack Alklazaris said:
Oh, he's also blind.
I think we're onto something here. Chances are you'll find a suspicious overlap between people who never watched porn, and blind ones.
Have the blind men not found http://pornfortheblind.org/ ?

(Edit - I suppose linking to a porn site is kind of against the rules, but it's porn for the imagination, so I'm not sure if it counts!)
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I seriously did not see that one coming. But hey, I guess rule 34 and phone smut were going to have some internet offspring one day.
 

Olas

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Well this is awkward, seeing as how I pretty much can't stand porn. I've seen bits and pieces of it before like in adverts and sidebars and stuff, it's almost impossible to avoid entirely on the internet. But I've never sought out or voluntarily watched actual porn before. All the creepy weird fetishes that seems to go along with it don't help either.

So ya, I guess I'm sorta a porn virgin.

I'm 20 btw.
 

Evil Smurf

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that fact I regularly cyber with a cam girl makes it really odd that someone has not seen porn. Like you would have had to been beaten your whole life for having an erection to not seen porn.