Porn Virgins Do Not Exist

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scorptatious said:
I misinterpreted the title and thought the topic was about how there are no people who were still virgins by the end of a porno video.
This may be the reason why the Escapist is so damn awesome

Captcha: fire + brimstone
Well old capy knows where we are all headed lol
 

Owen Robertson

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MajorTomServo said:
I'm one! What do I win? :D

I've honestly never watched porn in my life, and I'm a 20-year-old strait male with internet access.
... Have you had regular sex since you were 12 or do you have an active imagination?
 

MajorTomServo

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Owen Robertson said:
MajorTomServo said:
I'm one! What do I win? :D

I've honestly never watched porn in my life, and I'm a 20-year-old strait male with internet access.
... Have you had regular sex since you were 12 or do you have an active imagination?
Neither, just religious. I've only masturbated twice in my entire life. I'm also vegetarian and don't drink, so I'm pretty good at the whole self-control thing...

I'd also like to add that I'm not Mormon. People seem to think I am after I tell them that... Not that there's anything wrong with being Mormon...
 

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Yopaz said:
GTwander said:
Yopaz said:
However you're right, people without internet are the ones who are the most likely never to have watched it.
All that means is that Amish folk and luddites still rely on magazines and VHS.
Yes... a group of people living under strict religious rules where they don't have electricity spend their time watching porn on VHS.

Please, try reading my entire post rather than just the end.
He said Luddites.

As in: "Amish people, and then also Luddites" Luddites, by the way, who are not Amish and use limited technology (exclusively hand made I think). You should read HIS entire post correctly before correcting him like a twat and getting corrected by a twat.

From one twat to another, be a better twat.

EDIT - I'm probably going to get a warning for offensive language... oh well.
 

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Speaking as an asexual, I have accidentally stumbled upon porn. I never go further than the first few seconds, but I think I'm forever tainted.
 

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I have never watched any porn on the internet or otherwise.
Ready for me to blow your minds?

I've never masturbated either.

Male, 26 years old. Married with a kid.
 

Jaeke

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Well not only including myself, but what about the millions who do not have access to any internet, television, or even print based pornography.
 

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MajorTomServo said:
I'm one! What do I win? :D

I've honestly never watched porn in my life, and I'm a 20-year-old strait male with internet access.
I could ruin your track record so easily if I didn't care about getting a temporary ban from this forum.
 

Owen Robertson

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MajorTomServo said:
Neither, just religious. I've only masturbated twice in my entire life. I'm also vegetarian and don't drink, so I'm pretty good at the whole self-control thing...

I'd also like to add that I'm not Mormon. People seem to think I am after I tell them that... Not that there's anything wrong with being Mormon...
You Sir, win. Religious, but not attempting conversion. Pure, vegetarian lifestyle, but no air of superiority to go with it. You're not human. You're meta-human.

Also there are "a few" things "wrong" with being Mormon, but perhaps we shouldn't discuss that here.
 

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Kopikatsu said:
Well, not males ones apparently.

University of Montreal researchers wanted to compare the attitudes of non-porn watchers to regular viewers.

But researcher Professor Simon Louis Lajeunesse told the Daily Telegraph they simply couldn't find any.

"We started our research seeking men in their twenties who had never consumed pornography. We couldn't find any," he said.
Source: http://www.metro.co.uk/news/802879-porn-virgins-do-not-exist-claim-scientists

After reading that I got a bit curious. Did they just not look hard enough, or does access to the internet guarantee porn usage? At least for men. So, query: Are there any men on the Escapist in their twenties or older who've never watched porn?
I'm from the south shore, which for those not from the area, is off the island of montreal, the southern land surrounding the island. We have a few groups of Jehovah's witnesses, mormons, very catholic types, etc.. I know a few people who have never watched porn, so I call not looking hard enough
 

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Kargathia said:
Zack Alklazaris said:
Oh, he's also blind.
I think we're onto something here. Chances are you'll find a suspicious overlap between people who never watched porn, and blind ones.
Have the blind men not found http://pornfortheblind.org/ ?

(Edit - I suppose linking to a porn site is kind of against the rules, but it's porn for the imagination, so I'm not sure if it counts!)
 

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Mick Golden Blood said:
But there was women who were?

I wonder why. Nevermind.

This isn't at all surprising though, men's sex drives are simply way.... way.... way higher. For men, they're basically on their period 24/7 every day every week every month every year for several decades, minus the moment of bleeding. Of course they're gonna look at SOMETHING to wack off too at some point.
...I think you have an odd idea of what being a women during her period is actually like.
 

cswurt

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I watch porn when I'm in church.

Of course I have to sit in the back.

What else am I going to do? Pay attention and pray?



Actually, I don't go to church.
But I would watch porn there if I did.
 

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Dandark said:
I know someone who say's he doesn't watch porn but I don't know that if that's true or not, I tend to believe him though so I guess there are some people out there who don't watch it.
When someone says that, I tend to not belive them.