Post some useless trivia.

EHKOS

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Adrian Neyland said:
Fact
-Cats can smell temperature
-Sharks are immune to cancer
-Blind chameleons will change color to match their surroundings
-Turkeys whistle when they are in danger
-Dolphins are the only animal apart from humans that can experience sexual pleasure
-A swan is the only bird with a penis
-I should be filling my mind with more useful things, but I'm not
Ducks also have a penis
 

Naeo

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King Toasty said:
akfg666 said:
Penguins can't fly
I can't fly
Therefore I am a penguin
That's not how you logic.
Yeah but we're doing it anyways.

God is love.
Love is blind.
Ray Charles is blind.
Therefore, Ray Charles is God.

YOU CANNOT DEFEAT MY "LOGIC" WITH YOU WORDS OR YOUR BIGGER WORDS
 

King Toasty

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Naeo said:
King Toasty said:
akfg666 said:
Penguins can't fly
I can't fly
Therefore I am a penguin
That's not how you logic.
Yeah but we're doing it anyways.

God is love.
Love is blind.
Ray Charles is blind.
Therefore, Ray Charles is God.

YOU CANNOT DEFEAT MY "LOGIC" WITH YOU WORDS OR YOUR BIGGER WORDS
FINE, I'll try it.

Megatron is not a duck.
I am not a duck.
Therefor, I am Megatron.

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS.

OT: Also, I leanred that the bible says a marriage should only be considered valid if the wife marries as a virgin, otherwise she should be stoned to death. (Deuteronomy 22:13-21).

...WELL OK THEN!
 

baconsarnie

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ABLb0y said:
'The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog' is the only sentence to contain all the letters of the English alphabet
Sorry, but wrong. 'The quick brown fox JUMPS over the lazy dog' works, but even that can't possibly the ONLY sentence with that characteristic.
 

thedoclc

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ABLb0y said:
'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' is the only sentence to contain all the letters of the English alphabet
The lazy brown dog jumps over the quick fox.

No. It is clearly not. I didn't even have to think about that. Or you could just transpose two letters, dog --> god. That would also work.

Or "The lazy, quick brown fox jumps over the grown bog."
Who said it couldn't be entire nonsense: "The fox jumps over the quick, lazy, brown, and grown bog." Grammatically correct.

Ahem, OT: There is a teaching tool and game called Healing Blade. It is a card game where antibiotics are depicted as fantasy warriors and bacteria as fantasy monsters. Think of it as MtG for microbio and medical students.
 

Malgan

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In sosialist Norway, grass grow .6cm on average each day during the summer.
In sosialist Norway, a pint of beer will cost you 12$
In sosialist Norway, the average size of a sausage is 13cm.
In sosialist Norway, you could call your son "Odd Seamon"
And, uhm...
Cows can walk up stairs, but not down.

Feel enlightened?
 

Dreadman75

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Carrots were originally purple. The orange color we're used to seeing now is a genetic mutation.

Same thing with beef. The original cow was called an auroch (sp?) and all other breeds of cattle are offshoots and mutations of auroch.
 

s2dio

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The average adult male human head weighs 3kg. (everything i've learned, i've learned from the movies!)

You can judge the "readiness" of a steak by poking it and comparing that to fleshy mound at the base of your thumb while touching your thumb to the tip of each finger. Index = Rare, Middle = Medium Rare, Ring = Medium, Pinky = Well Done(or ruined as I say).
 

ShindoL Shill

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YourMom said:
TheDarkEricDraven said:
There's one thing you never put in a trap. If you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there is one thing you never, ever put in a trap.

ME.
I lol'd, then I went and watched that episode for the 100th time.
what episode is it again?
OT: the chemical name of titin is arguably the longest word in english at 189,819 letters. however some people dont believe it counts.
 

evilstonermonkey

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ABLb0y said:
'The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog' is the only sentence to contain all the letters of the English alphabet
Some letters are certainly quite tricky to place into a single amazing, alphabet-encompassing sentence, but there are definitely more examples than just the previously offered example which may merely be the shortest.
It is certainly the most vivid and mnemonic option of the potential choices and doesn?t require cheap tricks like jamming in extra words specifically for their rarer letters, like ?box? or "zoo.?

EDIT: Well, ninja'd. Drat.
 

ShindoL Shill

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canadamus_prime said:
Adrian Neyland said:
-Dolphins are the only animal apart from humans that can experience sexual pleasure
I don't want to know how they determined that.
dolphins separate their females from the group and rape them.
theyre also known to attempt to rape human women and murder nearby human males apparently...
sorry for double-post
 

triggrhappy94

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If Pez were to make a Perez Hilton Pez dispenser, it would hold 12 peices of pez.

You Don't Know Jack is a very fun game
 

ShindoL Shill

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Simeon Ivanov said:
Hitler liked to draw. And he wasn't bad really.
he applied for art college.
meaning if they had accepted him, there would be no holocaust.
hitler was also a vegetarian.
 

Count Igor

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Tdc2182 said:
It takes 36 hours for semen to fully replenish in you're junksticals.

The more you know.
That's the best bit of trivia on here.
I've been searching for a word to use.. and I've finally found it!
My friends shall be hearing that many times in the near future.
 

Jack O'Shea

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an echidna has a 4-headed penis
blue light travels faster then red light
the study of physics once ment the study of the human body, hence the term physician