SomeBoredGuy said:
Jack and Calumon said:
Team Calumon!
Calumon: Everyone on my team gets cake!
Hopefully, no-one realises I voted for Edward.
Wait, did you say cake?
*puts on "Team Calumon t-shirt, Calumon hat and gets out huge "Team Calumon" sign*
OT: Where's the option for Team "That truck driver who almost ran over Bella at the start of the series and ended it there are then"?
Team Tyler's Van!
Seriously though escapist.
Did you really think this would turn into anything except screams of "I hate Twilight"?
My own personal opinion (Having read Twilight before it was cool to hate) is that the first book was bad, and nothing else, and I never actually read New Moon or the other two, but from what I can tell it's more of the same except the last one has a half-vampire baby burst out of Bella's womb Alien style, which sounds interesting, but then said baby is paired up with Edward's main rival for Bella's attention -native American werewolf Jacob- who is (I think) eighteen at the time.
What the hell Meyer?
You already have beastiality and necrophilia, do you really need to introduce paedophilia into the mix?