Question of the Day, June 26, 2010

[Jake the Snake]

No one is going to answer your poll. Nobody with a functioning brain even remotely cares about twilight.

 

[Anah'ya]

Team Buffy.
Or Team Blade.

Preferably Blade.

Why is there no "other" option?

 

[Flying Dagger]

I'm on this guy's team:

Spoiler

You know you should be on his team too.

The greatest sorcerer of all time

 

[ProfessorLayton]

After observing the Escapist community for over a year and a half now, the results don't surprise me one bit. I picked Edward because he had the only line in Twilight that made me smirk...

"I can read every mind in this room apart from yours. There's... Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cat..."

But then immediately after it hops right back into awkward teenage drama...

 

[roman gnome]

Neither. New movie, new monster.
Is Frankenstein's creation still married?

 

[gmacarthur81]

I too shall side with Team Calumon.

Three cheers for cake and play!

 

[Blind0bserver]

Alright, I'll play this game.

Assuming that I have to pick someone from within the realm of Twilight (sorry, Calumon) I'm going to go with a third option and say "Team Alice". At least then the whole "teenage young love drama" thing would be a hell of a lot more interesting if the current no-conflict, no drawback "I don't want to turn her into a vampire" nonsense had a lesbian relationship tossed square into the middle of it.

While we're at it I'm sure it would make the movie a lot more enjoyable to watch, too.

 

[Spygon]

Really is that you question where the answer "i prefer real supernatural books and films".

Oh deffinly team Shadow or Team selene

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Haha, (second) best troll thread ever, 4 pages deep and still going, good work Escapist staff!

Anyway, ummm...Who's the wolf? I guess him if you have a gun to my head.

 

[Capt. Crankypants]

Spoiler

IMHO: /Thread...but thats up to you guys

 

[GamerLuck]

How about team "burn everyone involved in this travesty of a series alive and forget it ever existed"?

 

[runnernda]

Team Van That Almost Killed Mary-Sue.

 

[AlexanderAstartes]

Team Calumon!

Calumon: Everyone on my team gets cake!

Spoiler: EDIT!

Well, since most of you want Calumon so much. I quickly threw up a poster!

Calumon: Don't stop Believing!

Edward? Never heard of him!

See, now this is the kind of thinking I can get behind. None of this Twilight rubbish.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

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[erbkaiser]

Team chainsaw to the face of both of them for me.

 

[8bitmaster]

so wait, I can't choose neither? Fine poll I won't vote.

 

[Seth Smith]

No. Nononononononono. NO.

 

[TheTaco007]

I choose cthulhu.

 

[yakapoe]

I choose that both should get away from the Bella. She's crazy and far from cool.