Question of the Day, May 10, 2010

[HK_01]

Don't buy it!? In my opinion the best way to show that you don't like the product.

 

[Eruanno]

Use the "magic" in it to construct an Iron Man suit and live the life of a billionare playboy. Oh, well I guess that's not really "destroying" it, more like "converting" it. Also, I get to be a billionare playboy.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

With a nuclear missile controled by the iPad...

 

[jerrrry]

Blend it all the way!

 

[Drakmeire]

I'd give my katana a break from cutting twilight books in half and see how it fares when cutting overpriced electronics.

 

[Trivun]

Microwaves are always fun to use. I use tyhem in all my destructive needs. Except when I'm destroying a person, then I use a knife. Slowly, and painfully...

But yeah, microwaves.

 

[2fish]

Step one gather all the fanboys in room a.
Step to gather all staff that worked on it in room b.
Make sure they all have a good view of the arena.
Step three ipad gladiator!
Make it so one piece of armor or weapon is an ipad, other than that no rules.
Step four watch the people in room a and b cry.

-2fish

 

[ARatherHandsomeGent]

I would cover an entire floor them and just DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ELS84]

crush it under its glaring deficiencies

 

[nick n stuff]

crack it open and drink the fluid inside. your poo could display google maps.

 

[Pyotr Romanov]

What, just throwing it out a window isn't destructive enough for you anymore? Okay, I'd hack it and install Daikatana on it. *Ghasp*

 

[Rainboq]

Will it blend? [http://www.blendtec.com/willitblend/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=ipad]

 

[Flionk]

Thermonuclear device. The answer is always thermonuclear device.

 

[Rainboq]

Thermonuclear device. The answer is always thermonuclear device.

What about your TF gun?

It might work on an iPad...

 

[AhumbleKnight]

I wouldn't buy one as buying one, only to destroy it, only feeds the Apple. Don't feed the Apple or it will keep comming back for more.

 

[Kollega]

Stick it into a bucket of gasoline and set it on fire.

Or nuke it, if i have a spare nuke.

 

[A Raging Emo]

i would travel back in time and lobotomize the inventors (again) therefore uninventing it

Genius!

I just got Ninja'd, there.

 

[Th37thTrump3t]

Kill every single Microsoft employee with it. Wouldn't that just be a ***** and a tit.

 

[SpcyhknBC]

Bacteria, metal eating, plastic dissolving bacteria, they exist.