Question of the Day, May 10, 2010
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Send it to me!
I will destroy it. Surely after about 10-15 years of constant and careful use that sucker won't know what hit it.
I will destroy it. Surely after about 10-15 years of constant and careful use that sucker won't know what hit it.
Microwave it!
Then Blend it! (with a BlendTek Total Blender!)
Or, to get really creative, immerse it in jam, and find a pile of ants. Kick up the pile a bit, deposit the iPad firmly into the mound with a bit of shoving, and then occasionally boil up some sugar water, and pour it onto/into the half-submerged device. Come back after a few weeks, and then take a shovel, and scoop out the iPad, and put into the blender. Then Blend.
Then Blend it! (with a BlendTek Total Blender!)
Or, to get really creative, immerse it in jam, and find a pile of ants. Kick up the pile a bit, deposit the iPad firmly into the mound with a bit of shoving, and then occasionally boil up some sugar water, and pour it onto/into the half-submerged device. Come back after a few weeks, and then take a shovel, and scoop out the iPad, and put into the blender. Then Blend.
Okay this is what you have to do, you need to travel to Apple HQ with your pet Gorilla, don't ask me how to get the Gorilla because you need to find one yourself, so you stand outside Apple HQ with your pet Gorilla and start singing Frankie Valli's My Eyes Adored You, before this you need to rig your iPad to explode (preferably with 8 ounces of C4) when a Gorilla sings, so when you hit "All my life I will remember how warm and tender" give the iPad to the Gorilla and run away, the Gorilla will pick up were you left off (Gorillas love to sing) and then the singing Gorilla will explode showering Apples building with gore and iPad remains...
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Profit...
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Profit...
I'd use an anglegrinder to slice it in 2. Nothing beats anglegrinder!
Rock>Scisors
Scisors>Paper
Paper>Rock
Anglegrinder>ANYTHING!
Rock>Scisors
Scisors>Paper
Paper>Rock
Anglegrinder>ANYTHING!
Use it as an ice rink for hamsters!
OR you could put it in a dishwasher.
OR put it under a train.
OR drag it behind your car.
OR even freeze it and use it as a cold drink stand
OR you could put it in a dishwasher.
OR put it under a train.
OR drag it behind your car.
OR even freeze it and use it as a cold drink stand
Giving it to your friends karate master to smash with his finger tips seems like a pretty good way to destroy it.