Quick a Protagonist is Coming act like a NPC
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Remember Boone from Fallout: NV? Remember how, whenever you walked around in Camp McCarren, everyone would say "I wish I had a 1:st Recon guy watching my back!"?Don said:
Well, when you meet the 1:st Recon squadron, you know what they say?
"I wish I had a 1:st Recon guy watching my back!"
Hello, THERE'S FOUR OF YOU, AND YOU WORK AS A TEAM!
"You must be a Pokemon trainer! Do you know how to run?"
*... seriously? YES DAMMIT*
"Of course you know how to run! A Pokemon trainer like yourself would know how easy it is to run, just hold down B while you walk! Simple as that!"
*HE EXPLAINED IT ANYWAY*
(BONUS)
I love love LOVE the npcs in GTA: Chinatown Wars...
*opens DS*
"YOU WANN A PIECE A MAH PIE?"
"HELP, IM STILL A VIRGIN!"
"HEY ASSHOLE, YOU HIGH ON METH?"
"You wanna get fucked up?"
"You're MINE, ASSHOLE!"
*... seriously? YES DAMMIT*
"Of course you know how to run! A Pokemon trainer like yourself would know how easy it is to run, just hold down B while you walk! Simple as that!"
*HE EXPLAINED IT ANYWAY*
(BONUS)
I love love LOVE the npcs in GTA: Chinatown Wars...
*opens DS*
"YOU WANN A PIECE A MAH PIE?"
"HELP, IM STILL A VIRGIN!"
"HEY ASSHOLE, YOU HIGH ON METH?"
"You wanna get fucked up?"
"You're MINE, ASSHOLE!"
"We must always think of the children!" - HK-47 after pacifist part install
"love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope" - HK-47 on love
"love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope" - HK-47 on love
There are so many things I could say...
'Welcome Death's embrace...'
-Assassin Recruits in AC: Brotherhood
'Bandages are a sign of toughness... and now I've got another one!'
-PKMN trainer outside of Rusburo city in the direction of the Rustuff Tunnel in PKMN Sapphire
'Ya mind not killin my men?'
-Sgt. Johnson, circa Halo: Combat Evloved
'Baaaa....'
-Minecraft sheep
'Aye, Captain'
-Bridge Officer in STO
'Cara bel, cara mia bella. Mia bambina, a tra che la stima che la stima. (My dear, beautiful darling, my child that i admire.) A cara mia, addio! Mia bambina cara, perche non passi lontana si lontana da scienza? (To my dear, farewell! My dear girl, why not walk far away from science?) Cara cara mia bambina. A mia bel. A mia cara. A mia cara. A mia bambina. A cara, cari a mi! (My dear, dear girl. To my lovely. To my dear. To my dear. To my child, My dear, dear to me!)'
-Opera Turret in the end of Portal 2, before the credits roll
'Aim down the sights!'
'Switch to your pistol, it's faster than reloading!'
'Sprint to the end, go go!'
-Corpral Dunn in MW2
'Wort Wort Wort!'
-Halo Elites
'But what if you miss?'
-Cortana, Halo 2, 3
'SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!'
-Space Core, Portal 2
'I'm gonna attempt a manual override on this wall!'
-Wheatly, Portal 2
'When Life Gives you Lemons, Don't make Lemonade, Make Life Take the Lemons BACK! GET MAD! I don't want your D*MN lemons! What am I supposed to do with THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER. Make Life RUE the day it decided to give Cave Johnson Lemons. Do you KNOW who I AM? I'm the man who's going to BURN your house down, with THE LEMONS. I'm GOING to get my engineers to invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!'
-Cave Johnson, CEO of Apreature Science Innovations, Portal 2
'Password.'
-Private Griff, RvB, easter egg in Crow's Nest in Halo 3
'If it ended 15 minutes ago, than no-one's gonna know the freaken' password, now open up! The Cheif's out here, and we need ammo!'
-Private Dick Simmons, RvB, easter egg in Crow's Nest in Halo 3
(my favorite):
'Requiescat en Pace.'
-Assassin (fully-trained Recruit), AC: Brotherhood.
'Welcome Death's embrace...'
-Assassin Recruits in AC: Brotherhood
'Bandages are a sign of toughness... and now I've got another one!'
-PKMN trainer outside of Rusburo city in the direction of the Rustuff Tunnel in PKMN Sapphire
'Ya mind not killin my men?'
-Sgt. Johnson, circa Halo: Combat Evloved
'Baaaa....'
-Minecraft sheep
'Aye, Captain'
-Bridge Officer in STO
'Cara bel, cara mia bella. Mia bambina, a tra che la stima che la stima. (My dear, beautiful darling, my child that i admire.) A cara mia, addio! Mia bambina cara, perche non passi lontana si lontana da scienza? (To my dear, farewell! My dear girl, why not walk far away from science?) Cara cara mia bambina. A mia bel. A mia cara. A mia cara. A mia bambina. A cara, cari a mi! (My dear, dear girl. To my lovely. To my dear. To my dear. To my child, My dear, dear to me!)'
-Opera Turret in the end of Portal 2, before the credits roll
'Aim down the sights!'
'Switch to your pistol, it's faster than reloading!'
'Sprint to the end, go go!'
-Corpral Dunn in MW2
'Wort Wort Wort!'
-Halo Elites
'But what if you miss?'
-Cortana, Halo 2, 3
'SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!'
-Space Core, Portal 2
'I'm gonna attempt a manual override on this wall!'
-Wheatly, Portal 2
'When Life Gives you Lemons, Don't make Lemonade, Make Life Take the Lemons BACK! GET MAD! I don't want your D*MN lemons! What am I supposed to do with THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER. Make Life RUE the day it decided to give Cave Johnson Lemons. Do you KNOW who I AM? I'm the man who's going to BURN your house down, with THE LEMONS. I'm GOING to get my engineers to invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!'
-Cave Johnson, CEO of Apreature Science Innovations, Portal 2
'Password.'
-Private Griff, RvB, easter egg in Crow's Nest in Halo 3
'If it ended 15 minutes ago, than no-one's gonna know the freaken' password, now open up! The Cheif's out here, and we need ammo!'
-Private Dick Simmons, RvB, easter egg in Crow's Nest in Halo 3
(my favorite):
'Requiescat en Pace.'
-Assassin (fully-trained Recruit), AC: Brotherhood.
