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Actual

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"A stupid woman is a waste of perfectly good breasts."

Was something I said to a girlfriend trying to get across what I liked about her. Not sure I succeeded but I quite liked this phrase that came from all the awkward verbal stumbling I was doing.
 

Scarim Coral

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"Originality isn't dead, it's just harder to make."

-Me whenever I see whiners who complain the lack of originality in media.
 

Psychedelic Spartan

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Well my fellow escapabillibambadoes, I've been thinking.
-Me, on many of my threads.
Holy shish kebabs, I didn't think I'd ever get that badge!
-Me after getting the "on fire" badge, for getting 10,000 views on one thread.
 

tobi the good boy

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"Oh god, oh god, oh god, my insides are on my outsides. MY INSIDES ARE ON MY OUTSIDES!!!"

"You make me want to punch a baby."

Lectori Salutem said:
"..."

Yeah, I'm not really a talkative guy
Are you a pokemon trainer @_@
 

Padwolf

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"What's the point in life if all I am is a pair of boobs and a slight resemblance to my mother?!" - Me, I cannot remember the occasion, it was in response to something a friend said.
 

Erja_Perttu

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"No, you know what? I don't care. You're boring me. You hear that, jabber jabber jabber, you just said? Yeah, no. Bored now."

Those are the most worthwhile words I've ever strung together.
 

Lectori Salutem

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tobi the good boy said:
"Oh god, oh god, oh god, my insides are on my outsides. MY INSIDES ARE ON MY OUTSIDES!!!"

"You make me want to punch a baby."

Lectori Salutem said:
"..."

Yeah, I'm not really a talkative guy
Are you a pokemon trainer @_@
...

<__>

Jigglypuff, use sing!

*runs away*
 
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=y said:
"Did that just happen?" - Friend

"Why yes. I did just get you with a snowball in August." - Me

I need to do that again. Preserving snowballs is fun! And they can't reciprocate.
You clearly don't live in Calgary. Retaliation is very possible, even in August.
 

Lunar Templar

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'that, was a 'Mother Fucker'&#65279; for the ages right there, the hate, in those two simple words ... just, wow o.o' - me commenting on the Foamy video 'Zip Codes'

apparently is was worth a thumbs up

(yeah i really got nothing)
 

uttaku

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Fuck off, I'm trying to science here!
On why avatar isn't like the East India Trading Company - We didn't blow up their hippy life tree
Muttonchops are BITCHIN!
 

Z of the Na'vi

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"Dobby's plane is the best plane!"

-Z of the Na'vi, when attempting and more often than not failing, to ram my friends with the helicopter...plane...thing, back when we played Halo Reach.
 

twaddle

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Normality is overrated
I think I'm a summoner. I attempted to summon Shiva from final fantasy ten and a piece of ice fell from the sky and hit me in the head as if she said: hell no! Not for u, not ever.
I also tried summoning ixion and lightening hit a telephone pole down the street and I watched the power go out.from that point I strode ouside and yelled nevermind and the power was back within 3 minutes
 

Headsprouter

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Oh! Old lady at a dementia home mistaking a cat outside for one of her own (probably deceased) pets!

"Oh that's my pussy! (to a woman next to her) Don't you be taking that the other way!...."

Hilarious moment. She was one of my favourite residents, who actually started to treat me as if I was her grandson. Sad.

I say some pretty odd things, I just can't remember any....